Why is Kris Bryant married to such an average woman like Jessica Delp?

[Anonymous]

I know what some of you will say: personality. But, why not find a woman that has beauty and a good personality?

[IrishBrickhouse]

1st. of all, Who died and made you the decider of what is and what is not "Average" And why would that matter anyway? R U really that stupid? Or are you just some troll being a dick cause it's fun for you?
2nd, Who failed to teach you that love is not something that is created by outer looks but by the sum of a person within?
3rd, Why are you so salty he isn't with you, can't you get a man of your own you salty bitch?
4th Love is the blindest emotion on the face of this planet! Always has been, always will be! If you get with someone and are only in it for their looks so you can floss in front of others then that is not love! Love is the Pencil protector nerd walking down the street with the Hot chick or the homely bitch walking down the street with a Brad Pitt or a Kris Bryant in your case. Love is two people who look in no way right for one another but circumstances brought them together and the right situation happened where they connected and realized they had more to offer one another than just superficial bullshit like looks! Love is something you clearly do not comprehend! Love is Kris Bryant and his wife in school before either one was rich or famous, falling for each other before money or looks or fame or any of that insignificant irrelevant bullshit entered their lives! Love is that he stayed with her as he made it big instead of dumping her for some fake as fuck plastic bitch to hang from his arm like some kind of look at me trophy!
5th point, You are clearly too shallow fake and without loyalty honesty integrity or decency to ever understand what I have said here, I realize it will fall completely on deaf ears because you are clearly one of those fake people who can never comprehend these human things! However, I hold onto the slightest sliver of hope because with Gods hand ANYTHING is possible! Even fixing someone as completely broken as YOU!
p. s. Who the fuck are you anyway to sit here and disrespect a woman you do not even know who never said or did the first wrong thing to you other than marry your fucking crush who doesn't by the way know you exist! If he did he'd probably have his wife go Bitch slap you for attacking her like this without provocation! AND YOU WOULD DESERVE IT YOU HATEFUL CUNT!!!

[basicpplsuck]

STFU, you worthless piece of shit

[Anonymous]

Why is it any of your business who he's married to? Just because you find her average, doesn't me he finds her average.

[Asker]

Hey, only I get to ask questions in my post.

[Opinion Owner]

Says who? Nothing in the site rules that say's I can't ask a question in my opinion.

[Asker]

Fine, I guess all I can do is not answer your question.

[Opinion Owner]

Nothing in the site rules that says you haft to answer my question.

[Asker]

Then, we've come to an understanding.

[Opinion Owner]

Noting in the site rules that says we can't come to an understanding.

[Asker]

Yay!

[Opinion Owner]

Nothing in the site rules that say's you can't say Yay.

[Asker]

You know the site rules well. Have you considered being a mod?

[Opinion Owner]

Says in the site rules Anonymous can't become a mod.

[mybiz]

He married his high school sweetheart who has been there for him throughout and made him who he is. That tells something about him, huh? He's a genuine guy who doesn't need to look around for someone fake and pretty. Fame never changed who he truly is. So happy for them!

[basicpplsuck]

Why is that any of your concern fuckwit

[basicpplsuck]

She says so, loser

[ImNeutralityandEqual]

You think she average but in his eyes she looks beautiful and that all that matters

[basicpplsuck]

She's a manipulative skanky ass ho. I hope they get divorced. Now go back and start cleat chasing sorostitute

[ObviouslyBored]

this is the reason why i hate most humans... you shallow, jealous cunt.

[Asker]

It's a simple observation. Where would we be if people picked just anyone to mate with?

[basicpplsuck]

Fuck you, you pathetic basic ass cunt

[vonasaurus]

beauty is in the eye of the beholder; it's subjective.

[basicpplsuck]

He's an idiot

[John_Doesnt]

Because she's hot and doesn't ask these kinds of jealous questions.

[Asker]

Let me guess, you're probably not very good looking yourself, so you're offended that I put such high importance on appearance. And, you say she's hot because you wish other people's standards to be lower so that you're accepted as good looking?

Am I right?

[John_Doesnt]

I never read your post. I just assume you're one of EVERY girl on here who is jealous.

[Asker]

Ah, deflection.

... Good one.

[John_Doesnt]

all I heard from you is: ponies, cooking and Twilight.

[Asker]

Well, we do often hear what we want to hear.

[John_Doesnt]

so you're offering me a bj?

[Asker]

Sure, is your penis long enough to reach me from wherever you are?

[John_Doesnt]

long enough for you.
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[ImNeutralityandEqual]

But you did call her average and when you call someone average because there in a relationship with someone else is basically jealousy maybe next one ask the question I'm a different way

[basicpplsuck]

Then read her post, you worthless little shit.

[John_Doesnt]

@basicpplsuck this is a year old. Why do you care? I don't care.

[StepsIntoLight]

Why can't people just look at the relationship and not the people involved? That's the point after all.

[Asker]

I'll try.

[basicpplsuck]

Becausde then we'd be a basic ass bunch of blissninnies like you

[akadatank44]

she's cute and actually know a girl that looks like her. Are these people famous? Lol

[Asker]

He's a baseball player for the Chicago Cubs, she's his wife.

[akadatank44]

Ahh I see. People are fascinated with him just because they finally won? 😂

[Asker]

I'm sure it's because he's good-looking. I mean, other players on the team also won, but they don't get as much attention.

I was fascinated with him for like a day when I first saw him, but he showed up on my newsfeed earlier today, so I thought I'd ask this question.

[akadatank44]

Well of course but if they wouldn't of won you'd probably wouldn't of heard about him if you aren't a cubs fan.

He is a good looking guy but I've seen better dudes then him.

[Asker]

I live in Illinois, so I've always liked the cubs. I don't really watch the games though, but theor win was big news here, so I was bound to see some parts.

[Asker]

their*

[akadatank44]

I live in Wisconsin 😛 I take back what I said about her. I googled her for more pics. You have one of her better ones lol.

[Asker]

I've been to Wisconsin. :p Really? I thought it showed her features pretty clearly.

[akadatank44]

Ever beennto Wausau? I'm so glad you ventured out of your own state to come here 😜 you're neighbor to the north welcomes you back anytime!

Lol yeah she doesn't look the same in this pic.

www1.pictures.zimbio.com/.../...r+5udtS6_Mrgwl.jpg

[Asker]

No, I don't think so. Thanks, you should come see Chicago, it's great.

How so?

[akadatank44]

I've been to Chi town more than a few times! I'm only about a 4 hour drive away.

I don't know how to explain it. Didn't meet my expectations of what I imagined what the rest of her body looked like?

[Asker]

Oh, you should come live here. We've lost quite an amount of people..

Why did you think of the rest of her body? I was only asking about her face. Does the body really affect how pretty you think the face is?

[akadatank44]

Really? Where did they all go?

I thought her body would be prettier compared to what her face is if that's what your asking.

[Asker]

Here:

www.google.com/.../...-met-20161220-story,amp.html

I don't feel like reading it, but I'm guessing it's because of the shootings, the weather, etc.

So, if her body was prettier than her face, you'd say she was cute... even if her face isn't cute?

[akadatank44]

I dont either and I think you are partly right but also to add you have baby boomers who are retiring who probably either move to Wisconsin like Kenosha or if they are wealthy they have a place in Northern Wisconsin and retire up here. Not just Wisconsin but there is a lot of people from Chicago here or they move to warmer climates. Partly I believe is people are starting to not want to live in the city as much I think. We have this overwhelming notion of people who want to live off the land and what not to the point we have television shows about. Also we as the US have slow in population as well I believe. So I feel as if there was this "perfect storm" of things that caused this. Chicago has always had shootings.

No I wouldn't. Face to me is the most important as far as looks aspect. I mean she is still cute in a way. Is she pretty to the point I'd approach her? No.

[AleDeEurope]

The girl is cute, and she's probably awesome and one of a kind.

[NerdInDenial]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UYzVqcjJ6k

[lovelyhoneybones]

You marry who you love, it isn't about looks. Sorry that not all people are so shallow.

[basicpplsuck]

Is it lonely up there on your sorostitute pedestal, Kyryn?

[lovelyhoneybones]

@basicpplsuck Is it lonley down there groveling, bitch?

[basicpplsuck]

I don't grovel to basic blissninny cunts like you.

[basicpplsuck]

basic bitch.

[lovelyhoneybones]

@basicpplsuck No, you grovel to dirty dicks. They're fitting for bitter hags with cunts that smell like old cheese such as yourself

[lovelyhoneybones]

@basicpplsuck Bitter hag, you must be jealous that you wasted your prime years and now you're used up and old. Young women like me must make your skin crawl.

[basicpplsuck]

The only bitter hag here is you, you ageist sorostitute cunt. Did you get your hubby by deliberately knocking yourself up though the good old fashioned method of poking holes in the condom?

[basicpplsuck]

That old cheese smell is coming from you, you cleat chasing ho.

[basicpplsuck]

I don't grovel to men, they grovel to me. If I looked like Jessica Delp, then I'd grovel to them.

[basicpplsuck]

If you made my skin crawl, I'd tell you. You don't actually, you're cool. I'm just someone who really isn't in a relationship because i have issues that I'm working on and nobody needs to put up with that gutter snipe replies that I just published.

[Anonymous]

cause kris bryant is a douche. but yeah, she's VERY pretty

[Asker]

Why is he a douche, and how does that answer this question?

[Opinion Owner]

because you're looking for a certain answer

and, because he is

[Asker]

You've been very informative, we should do this more often.

[Opinion Owner]

no problem

[basicpplsuck]

Found the incel

[Anonymous]

Thank you!!! I agree she is so average. He can get almost any woman he wants

[rgb008]

I KNOW RIGHT
HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL OMG

[rgb008]

by the way I've seen her in person. she really isn't attractive lol

[Asker]

He is!

Some of these guys either have really low standards or very bad taste.

[rgb008]

I bet they met in like high school or something.
If he started dating when he went pro, he would be with a model or something haha

[Asker]

Oh, you can tell. But, how have you seen her in person?

[rgb008]

I was in Arizona when spring training started.
You can wait by the entrance and see some players walk in and their wives/gfs go in before.

[Asker]

Ah, okay. It still makes little sense to me because I'm sure he could've had a very pretty girlfriend even in High School, since he's so good looking.

One of the mysteries of life... But, it does remind me to not judge myself very harshly, since I'm prettier than her. lolol

[rgb008]

lmao you and I think alike OP haha

[Asker]

lol We do. There was another one of my questions that you agreed with recently. We could be the best of friends. :p

[rgb008]

ayyyyyye :)

[Stockton]

because to him she is anything but average

[basicpplsuck]

He's an idiot.

[Anonymous]

Because he loves her. Plus he isn't really that attractive.

[Telekinetic-Potato]

They look equally attractive to me

[CT_CD]

I get mistaken for Kris Bryant all the time.

[Asker]

Yeah, you wish.

[CT_CD]

Would you give Kris Bryant a rusty trombone?

[Asker]

Sure... Are you implying something?

[CT_CD]

No..

[springocelot]

she's cute
they look facially similar

[Nightinggale]

Maybe he finds her imcredibly beautiful.

[fahadc]

because love works in mysterious ways

[basicpplsuck]

Honey, love is for suckers

[JoyGirl]

Are you jelly?

[Asker]

... More so curious about the mysteries of life. :p

[basicpplsuck]

You're basic as his smokeshow wife.

[Anonymous]

She is really pretty and has a great personality

[alice55]

She's pretty...

[Anonymous]

She looks adorable.

[Asker]

But, he is basically perfection. She has bad eyebrows, a bad nose, a weird upper lip and a weird jaw. She's adorable at best, sure.

[ImNeutralityandEqual]

No not really that's your opinion though

[tottart]

Asker / Anonymous... Your comments and question show your lack of maturity. Love is not based on looks, alone. Who are you to judge what kind of personality she has? We obviously do not know what you look like, but if you were a 10 and he had dated you, he would have probably dumped you because of your personality! GROW UP

[basicpplsuck]

He's an idiot who settled for less.

[Dred1614returns]

She's pretty.