Have you ever walked in on your parents doing the Wild Thang as a kid?

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Citizenkirk · Accepted Answer

No, they made enough noise too let me know when looking too my left when going to the bathroom, instead of admiring the artwork on the right side all as I quickly went in to use the bathroom, meant seeing something no amount of electrotherapy or self induced memory deletion medicine, drugs, alcoholic beverages, excessive quantities of prescription - recreational pharmaceuticals, could ever enable me to "UNSEE"🚧☣️🧿⚠️👁️‍🗨️☠️🚧
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I always found someplace else too be, in another part of the community, or in another community out of earshot, since my racebike could take me anywhere within my time zone, or another time zone, if it wasn't a school night that would make Cleveland, or Pittsburgh, or Orlando, BETTER options on the weekends, for providing my parents privacy, and my childhood inocence, a fighting chance for survival.

Pj1981 · Accepted Answer

Yeah it was pretty embarrassing. We lived in an old house that people always heard, felt, or saw strange shit. I woke up to a strange noise down the hall. Sounded human but not normal. I was 7 and worried something was wrong in my mom and step dads room. I opened the door and figured out what the noise was real fast. My step dad's ass is what I seen. I shut the door and went back to my room

proNutro · Accepted Answer

When I was younger hear my mom and her boyfriend but always thought she was in pain and he was hurting her. Never saw them but heard.
Then for nearly three years I had my dad and his wife go at it and ended up buying noise cancelling headphones because normal earphones did nothing. 🤢

electromagnetic · Accepted Answer

I have not thankfully.  my parents had a game that you had to knock before entering to scare ghosts away. Worked like a charm until I was 12 and started living in my own room.

OlderAndWiser · Answer

No. My two brothers, sister, and I decided that they only did it four times in their entire lives.

mvpverona · Answer

Yes but didn’t know at the time because I was extremely young.

CindyRuns · Answer

Yes... And I'm happy to know that they love each other.

little_black_dress · Answer

When I was a teenager I walked in on my my mom and her girlfriend

Wise4myage · Answer

Thankfully no, or I would have been scarred for life. 🤣

rcljr · Answer

Not my parents, my friends parents, we were playing in the yard, came in for water and there they were , pounding away on the couch, they didn’t bother to stop or cover up so we watched.

Angel_123 · Answer

well no but i went to the room and it was locked 🔒 I don't know maybe but can't hear shit so i guess not 😂 they woudlnt if the kids inthe house ofc

FunkyMonkee · Answer

I don't know, what's a "thang"? You mean, like, "Thang you very much"? Or is that a vampire lisping because he only has ONE fang?

Anonymous · Answer

Yeah ma and stepdad on my bed!! I wish I never saw them.

jeffryrobertbabb · Answer

When I was young, I would get into bed with my parents. There were often used condoms on the floor. I was too young to understand what they were for.

Wiredone · Answer

If I did I don't remember doing it. It was a very long time ago.

Luckycharms12 · Answer

Ya as kid still being it up to my mom every so often to tease her

beebella · Answer

Nope, could always hear them. 😣

Tolps89 · Answer

Not exactly, but the headboard hitting the wall was bad enough!

Sheyhoney · Answer

Nono only ever heard them 🥲

suisuiola · Answer

Yes and I wanted to DIE

Starwitch23 · Answer

Yes, I did.

Carmellia79 · Answer

I walk in on my dad with “my aunt”

bananathunder · Answer

no but i heard my mom a lot lol

AnthonyJ01 · Answer

Never walked in on them, but heard them.

the_kisses_of_sun · Answer

Thank God I never did!!!

Miah02 · Answer

Thank the lord no

Gwenhwyfar · Answer

No..

SamE86 · Answer

Nope

Babygirl_S · Answer

Nope.

RebeccaSJ · Answer

Mmmm hmmm.

MrJMM · Answer

Yeah...

madmaaxx · Answer

Yes when I was young

hotshy33 · Answer

Yes I have

Slim57 · Answer

Nope thankfully

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