Should I hire a woman to pose as my girlfriend, seeing as I'm the only man I know who went all 31 years without one?

[Anonymous]

Seeing as I may make history as the first man to go 31 years without a girlfriend, there are times when everyone has a girlfriend at the gathering EXCEPT ME.

So what should I do about this? Should I hire a woman to pose as my girlfriend at these gatherings? Because I'm tired of being the odd one out and she's being compensated, so there's no hurt there.

[Hangry06]

If you have money, sure
But you can use money for permanent solutions too

[Asker]

@hangry06 like what? There's only so much I can spend. Why pay $7000 when I can just pay $50 an hour to for her to masquerade at these events?

[Hangry06]

There's mail order brides yk

[Asker]

@hangry06 Those are too expensive.

[Hangry06]

Maybe there's some you can afford

[jmwvidz]

Ur time will come think more about you than you think about them.