How do I tell my girlfriend to fake sleep on the couch so I can have a romantic moment where I carry her back into the bedroom and tuck her in?

[Illustrator01]

I don't have a girlfriend but just wondering

[SueShe]

You could, for example, tell her that you have a surprise for her in her bedroom waiting for her in the morning but in order to earn her surprise, she has to play along and then you explain what you are expecting from her.

All it takes is a little imagination. However, you should also be careful not to make promises that you cannot keep and to make sure that you are able to carry her the way you describe her.

If she is 200lbs heavy, I am not sure that you will have the strength to get her off the couch...

[Illustrator01]

No it has to be on her own. I don't want to discuss it with her because then it would become roleplaying.

Also, I don't think I'll be dating a 200lbs woman, being 140lbs myself.

[adanzeye]

why would you say that? can fall asleep on the sofa on a movie night. something normal

[Illustrator01]

Yeah but that would real sleeping

[adanzeye]

owwww i understand now

[ProVox]

How far is it from the couch to your bed? Have you ever carried another adult, it's not easy.
Maybe start and practice with a blow-up doll? They're super light and never argue or tell you no.

[Guy13]

talk about it in playful ways... or take her when she's awake as it does not really matter.

[In_Trance]

You would first get a girlfriend and then discuss this with said girlfriend

[Illustrator01]

I don't want to discuss it with her because then it would become roleplaying

[In_Trance]

And what's it called otherwise?

[Illustrator01]

Chivalry

[Twalli]

Telm her that you want to do it. It's harmless.