What do you think of this online dating profile?

[msc545]

"I love to cook but mostly Asian dish. If you fancy that you may be invited to test my food or you can do bbq'ing... What I am looking for ; Please be single, divorced or widower at least one year living on your own. If you’re currently separated; get your affairs in order first. If you desire to have a family. Sorry, I won’t be the one :-(. Please post recent photos of yourself taken within 2 years. At our age, if you are still renting or sharing with roommate. Don’t contact me. Preferably, if you are a business owner, self -employed or entrepreneur with a flexible schedule like me, financially in top 10% earners 200 k + as travel does cost 💲💲 Please no SMOKER, Pot belly as it’s a huge turn off. You are 5’9 or taller please between 42- 58 years of age ( an EXCEPTION if you feel & look much younger than your own age & not over 60 :-). You are fit with a healthy l*bido, NO STD, disease & drug free. I am a loyal, sensual, playful, affectionate & have been told I am a good kisser and a giver - looking for the same in a man. However, I am only interested in a monogamous LTR. I am open to a long distance as long as you have a flexible schedule & willing to travel or make time to meet each other at least once or twice a month. No exceptions."

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This is a FEMALE profile

[lightbulb27]

Sounds like they are particular and frustrated with all the difficulties and most would not be interested. I suspect women be bored with all those specifications if a man posted it.

There should be check boxes for most of that so non matches filter them out.

I'm no expert, I gave up on that domain.

[coachTanthony]

She sounds like she is ordering a coffee drink. She will still get plenty of likes and chats with this terrible profile but no man is reading this going YES that is me can't wait to meet this woman.

[DaveJord]

It's terrible, I would swipe right past it. This women sound thought with insecurities, pretentious, swallow and otherwise undatable.

[exitseven]

I guess it reads like a job description but maybe that is what you are looking for. It could use some humor and also you don't really say much about yourself besides liking Asian cuisine.

[msc545]

This is a womans profile.

[exitseven]

OMG I thought it sounded a little strange. I am a little relieved that it's not yours

[msc545]

me too!

[RealMarek]

If I were the guy, I would start with a bit about myself first. What do I bring to the table? Do I go out a lot or just on occasion? Do I work out regularly (it’s a time commitment)? Then perhaps state some positive things you are looking for in terms of personality. Looking for someone who is low drama? Kind? You can say so. Then it’s fine to list some dealbreakers, although I would try not to dwell on the reasons why too much and keep as positive an emphasis as possible. Like, looking for a woman with a healthy figure and lifestyle as opposed to “no potbellies.” I know this won’t deter the “healthy at any size” crowd, but anyway I would look at the profile pictures to see if the person is attractive or not. Also, “... have been told I am a good kisser and a giver - looking for the same in a man,” makes it sound the guy is looking for a man who is a good kisser, but I’m pretty sure that’s not the intent.

[msc545]

this is a woman's profile.

[RealMarek]

Lol, it all makes sense now. I spaced out on that one. It explains why the checklist was detailed and up front. I guess I would give a woman similar advice. I remember seeing a lot of profiles like that one end with “If you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best.”

[HippieVeganJewslim]

Sounds too picky. I’d be all right if the person is a female, believer in one and only one god, and ahimsic.

[NathanDavis]

straight and to the point... I'm still thinking of all that Asian food though... that's a good hook

[Jamie05rhs]

Well, at least she knows what she wants. I doubt she'll get it, but points for honesty.

[KrakenAttackin]

Awesome, this will trigger TF out of all the Princesses on dating sites.