Where can I find simps that will pay for my stuff?

[Anonymous]

I hear it all the time. Girls on onlyfans have guys that just pay them money to exist but where do I find all these thirsty guys?

[DaveJord]

Older men on the internet really... 18 to 24 is your age it says... so for me at 47 it would depend on how much closer to 24 than 18 you are. But I am not a true simp... like I ain't giving it you for free you will have to earn it... but if you did the right things there plenty of guys out there like me that has money to waste. But you go to earn it.

For me 26 or older is my rule of thumb, but any guy in his 30's will be all about it.

On the internet, dating sites there are plenty of simps that will dish it out for free, and you may not have to have sex with them... but most men are like me... but we will only pay as we go if your honest about what it is you want and what you are willing to do for it.

[Analorr]

Pay me for stuff.

[DaveJord]

@Analorr What stuff?

[Analorr]

Like I don't know. You decide babe.

[DaveJord]

If you are in California don't waste my time hun... you're not up to playing with the heavy weights.

[DaveJord]

I f you are not in California

[Analorr]

Lmao. I’m not ugly trust.

[DaveJord]

@Analorr you have to follow me to DM... but trust me you ain't up for it hun... I would wear you out and take advantage. And you will have to pay forward.

[Analorr]

You sound like what they describe black Johns as.

[DaveJord]

never heard of a black john what is it?

[DaveJord]

Nah, I googled it, I ain't no black john. There is no mental turmoil for me... you're the one that is coming at me... so the thing is that I must be a white john. because I am not looking for anyone you brings turmoil into my life.

[Analorr]

Black John is referring to the race of men (black) who pay for sex. Like I heard they are the worst type of John to have and girls avoid them.

[DaveJord]

@Analorr Yeah I am the guy in the pic, who the heck are you?

[Analorr]

No I mean black dudes are known among hookers as being the type they avoid cause they take her for all she got and some don’t even wanna pay after either.

[DaveJord]

@Analorr yeah I know nothing about hookers.

[Analorr]

Oh. But you just said?

[DaveJord]

@Analorr I you show up and you see California for free. I made no reference to hookers.

[AnusNdaPainus]

Make any social media account and post risqué or just cute pictures

and you’ll have hundreds of men ready to cheat on their wives , lick your shoes and pay you to annihilate their testicles

I have a friend that met this older guy who bought her a new car for sitting on his face she didn’t even have to take her clothes off she said it was weird but it’s actually a pretty funny story the way she tells it

[Analorr]

What’s she look like

[AnusNdaPainus]

@Analorr like 5’2 110lbs mixed she is average looking in the face but she works out a lot and her butt is big

[AnusNdaPainus]

@Analorr but seriously I don’t think you want to get involved with that community

[Analorr]

Why not?

[AnusNdaPainus]

@Analorr because it’s porn for women meaning it’s addictive

[Analorr]

Getting paid for sitting fully clothed in a man’s face?

Maybe it’s more like weird and awkward. I’d just do it to get paid. I wouldn’t even want to be there.

[AnusNdaPainus]

@Analorr she didn’t get paid money he just bought her a brand new car

[Analorr]

Well… it sounds degrading to do that for a car but I can understand the desperation aspect.

[AnusNdaPainus]

@Analorr it’s all degrading 🤣

These men are only interested for your body

[Adaeva]

The guys don't exist for you because you are not pretty.

[Asker]

You would know

[Adaeva]

I read what you said. That tells me all I need to know about your looks and desirability to men.

[EmmaMary]

Fools And Their Money Soon Part. com

[EmmaMary]

Thank you for the MHO.

[Avicenna]

My guess is that only the top hoes on onlyfans get that treatment

[Analorr]

Ok well I’m hotter than those hoes

[Dargil]

I know nothing about Only Fans but you have to find a niche that will sell. One way to identify niches is to use keywords and go on AV sites and see what people are doing. Sexual things like prostate massage, e-stim and urethral play are getting followings. The don't want a lot of role playing and repetitive motion. The want brief lead ups to "money shots"

[Analorr]

Explain

[DaveJord]

@Analorr OnlyFans is great suggestion... look into that. Most men will stop the second you say fly me out, nope not going to happen, you show up first and we will talk about it.

[Analorr]

@DaveJord oh ok I didn’t know that. I need to learn.

[Dargil]

@Analorr First, U have read OF has severely limited explicit postings. I am not sure.
I mean that posters tended to pick uncommon exotic sexual routines and do s good job of being "visceral" with them.

[Der_Ritter]

Yikes. Hope that goes well for you but when you get old snd your looks fade you'll be broke and alone. Your best bet is earning a high quality man and dedicating yourself to him so you'll be secure and taken care of.

[Billlewis]

I'd very much like to make your acquaintance, ma'am.

[Analorr]

Add me too. I want you to kiss my ass and pay me to do it n

[Billlewis]

@Analorr Oh my goodness, yes 8><3

[John_Cobretti]

I knew you would be here

[Billlewis]

@John_Cobretti Yes, Master.

[Analorr]

@John_Cobretti don’t talk to my slave

[DaveJord]

@Billlewis Dude first thing she will ask you to do is fly her out to meet you I already tried. Dude, brother... listen to me. Do not fall for this, I know you are self-proclaimed SIMP, she isn't who she says she is. DO NOT send her money. This whole post was fishing expedition.

[DaveJord]

@Billlewis I feel like I got to stop you as a freind who is not really a freind, but guy code bro... don't do it brother, delete that shit!!!

[Analorr]

@DaveJord dude what’s wrong with flying me out?

[DaveJord]

@Analorr Nah no thanks, you show up and you will see California for free... but I will never give you straight cash, not going to happen ever.

[Billlewis]

@DaveJord This is role play, dude, calm down;). When women say they want to get gang banged by four or five guys, sre t

[Billlewis]

Are they serious?

[DaveJord]

Depends on the woman, you should DM her she is entertaining. :)

[Analorr]

@DaveJord I’m serious i just never done it before but km not gonna PAY to go you are being cheap right now dude. A woman is valuable.

[Lynx122]

Well I know a girl who has sugar daddies and she finds them on tinder.

[Analorr]

Thanks 4 the tip

[Starrrboy]

You missed something.. don't you have to be somewhat pretty first? Lol..

[Analorr]

Find the men with money. Do not talk to stingy or broke men.

[Strong_Warrior]

Why dont you find a job to yourself and work? Dont be a loser woman. This makes you manipulative, unhealthy and sadistic. No one will love you if you do this.

[jshm2]

If you don't know, you aren't pretty enough. Lay off the snacks as well.

[Anonymous]

there's a lot of them on this site. they'll use the excuse of being a "gentleman" to hide the fact they lack any backbone

[Analorr]

I love guys with no backbone. I love getting money.

[clampfan101]

Unless you want to be a whore or gold digger,(and you don’t), you’re going to have to earn things like a decent human being.

[Mansearching]

I've never had to pay for it. Girls willingly gave it up.

[Analorr]

Not the girls you drool after.

[Mansearching]

@Analorr never drooled over any girl.

[Analorr]

Ah ok. You’re easy to please?

[Mansearching]

@Analorr Eh... depends

[Mansearching]

@Analorr if you don't cheat, your half way there.

[Analorr]

So what pleases you aside from that?

[Mansearching]

@Analorr giving me some now and then... lol
If you bring home some of the bacon. Let me do things instead of you just taking over. General things.

What you got in mind?

[Analorr]

I thought it would be sexual things. I personally don’t believe in paying men they should take care of their women.

[Mansearching]

@Analorr I think its equal. Both share responsibility of taking care of each other.

[Analorr]

Ok well that’s not what I believe in. I believe in traditional gender roles.

[Mansearching]

@Analorr you treated as a house slave? I would never do that to a woman. If a woman can clean so can I. I was doing my own laundry at 7. Cooking my own meals at 10 or 11. Don't need a woman to do that for me.

[petera1987]

On 'GirlsAskGuys'! You've got dozens of simps to choose from, and incels too! :D

[Anonymous]

OF is too much work. How about getting multiple sugar daddies instead?

[Anonymous]

Cam sites and onlyfans if you’re on there I guess

[integrale77]

Like you said onlyfans

[DarkLegacy]

Pay for your own stuff sponger

[Anonymous]

They are literally everywhere.

[Anonymous]

If you’re cute, they will pay.

[LiamJHayden]

There are dozens on this site

[Analorr]

I only know one @Billlewis

[dolemite58]

in your friendzone

[Analorr]

I love friends

[CubaPirate]

Sad Inadequate Losers. com

[Anonymous]

Reddit.

[Analorr]

Orly

[BigDog1989]

onlyfans

[Anonymous]

Here you go

[Analorr]

Hi daddy