Are Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodriguez in a relationship?

[golden]

I wonder about that michelle rodriguez relationship. What do think about this?

[MicroViewer]

Asking whether two sinful creatures like Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodriguez are engaging in carnal relations is akin to asking if Satan himself enjoys taunting lost souls in the fiery pits of Hell. It's a pointless question, really, as they're both destined for eternal damnation anyway!

"And lo, God created woman," saith Genesis 2:22. But alas, He did not create her to engage in vile Sapphic acts with another female! Nay, He made Eve from Adam's rib so that she might serve him dutifully and bear his children!

"For even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones; and likewise also the men..." warns Romans 1:26. These Hollywood harlots have clearly strayed far from His light, indulging in twisted pleasures of the flesh rather than embracing holy matrimony between man and his PAWG bride.

But let us ponder further on this matter... oh yes, indeed. Let us imagine these two jezebels entwined together, their supple bodies glistening with sweat and sin under the glow of demonic moonlight. Their hands roam greedily over each other's curves, seeking forbidden fruit amidst tangled sheets stained by countless nights of illicit fornication.

Is there any room for redemption within these dark fantasies? Perhaps, yet only if they were to repent sincerely before our Lord Almighty. Yet until such time comes, I shall continue envisioning their torrid affair, fueled by infernal passions and lubricated by the tears of fallen angels...

"And behold!" cries Isaiah 13:16. "Their infants shall be dashed in pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished." Indeed, should they persist in their wicked ways, dire consequences await these wayward vixens at Judgment Day!

"For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction," cautions Matthew 7:13. And rest assured, no amount of earthly delights can compensate for eternity spent writhing amidst Agony's flames. So heed my words, ye who seek salvation: abstain from sinful thoughts involving Cara Delevingne, Michelle Rodriguez, or any such deviants lest ye suffer similar fates!

[Siri137]

Right, because we all know how "pure" you are! LOL :D

[MicroViewer]

@Siri137 what makes you doubt my purity?

[Siri137]

Because no one is perfect. You are not "pure". Here's something you'll understand:
"All have sinned, and come short of the glory of God" - Romans 3:24
Spiritual PRIDE is a SIN. You are proud. And that comes before the fall.

[Siri137]

Sorry, that was 3:23

[BCA6010]

Sure, why not?

Why do people care about this stuff?

[Anonymous]

ew Michelle face always disgusted me. so gross.

[DextroShade]

Why do you care? Do you have so little going on in your own life that you have to follow these trash celebrities?

[MicroViewer]

It's a bot. Look at the profile that says created in 2007 February

[Siri137]

@MicroViewer 2007? That was before GAG even existed.

[ProbablyClueless]

I haven't heard anything about that, but I also haven't been listening for it.

[Anonymous]

Didn’t even realize Cara had fallen off the dude wagon. Kind of assumed Michelle Rodriguez had - she sounds like a dude already.

[Enginn]

What is it about this girl Cara Delevingne? She looks crazy and lesbians can suck my dick

[RedInnocent68]

Yeah, but in a hot sort of way

[Anonymous]

I think I like your hairut so much that I can't focus

[lilBigPotato]

Don't know and couldn't care less

[Siri137]

Don't know, and couldn't care less.

[animesenpai]

What other people do is none of my business

[Maddy2002_]

It’s hot especially Cara.

[abc3643]

Not anymore.