If you meet a genie of the lamp and he gives you 4 wishes, what would your 4 wishes be?

[thundercloud]

The reason why I'm asking this is because I wanted to know what 4 wishes that men would want from a male genie of a lamp ( and I don't want inappropriate responses, please appropriate responses only)

[NamerOfStars]

Okay, first thing: are we talking pre-Arabian Nights genie, or post? In old Arabian mythology, the genii were the first-created children of the gods; pulled down from the air as we were up from the dirt. Islam kinda changed all that, but the idea was that they weren't really all THAT different from us; more like humans than angels, certainly. The first story about one granting a wish to the person who freed him from the lamp had a wish granted the same way you or I would do it- they didn't have tremendous cosmic powers, so if you wanted gold, he'd open his wallet. If you wanted a castle, he'd build it himself. Fascinating as the Arabian Nights is, it rewrote Arabian mythology here in the West- and did a number on it in Arabia, too, which is weird.

All that aside- well, even if we're talking a Hollywood-style genie, there's still the question of whether it's going to screw you over; want "more money than you could ever spend"? Here's a chest full of CSA currency! Want to be "world-famous"? Great, now you're a painting in a museum! Want "to become an immortal, without being trapped or suffering some other horrible fate as a result"? Okay, I've pushed through the paperwork; your name has been legally changed to "Anne Immortal". And so on and so forth. I'm far from stupid- far enough to know it's foolish to assume I can't be outwitted, in fact.

So I'd open with something like "any suggestions?". This won't guarantee I know what I'm up against, but suggesting thoughtfulness rather than greed is as safe a start as you can make.

[austinbooth]

My only wish would be to merry you. Merry Christmas

[TenderFantasy]

1. Never have gone on a date that one time in 2010.

2. Never have met my last ex.

3. I wish my ex-fiance was never married and never had a child.

4. 1,000,000 more wishes.

[Vesuvius87]

Good health

Have my own business

Go back to FL, USA

Get married and have a kid

[jennifer_bloom]

1 - Health / 2 - Long Life / 3 - Money / 4 - Love

[aceleon]

1- mind control ability, preferably mass population capacity but at it's bare minimum ability to hypnotise myself. maybe having a sharingan.

2- a very large social circle: family members, friends, neighboors who i have a family bond. maybe living in the same house with my parents, siblings and wives (yes i want multiple girls nothing more than 4 though there should be a limit for everything (although i would be fine with 2 too)

3- having at least 1 of those real: yu gi oh, beyblade, pokemon or bakugan (beyblades are real but we neither can control them or have actual exciting tournemants, or bit beasts inside of them.

4-having the body i desire, at least as tall as my father (6'1) or maybe even taller, getting back my body that i had before gained weight, at least 15 inch penis (yes you told only appropiate answers but i'm talking about an organ here don't take it in a dirty manner) (also purely for experiencing using a totally absurd size thing not just large i am curious about the level of absurdity) muscle strenght of a wild animal (lion, tiger, bear, gorilla)

[FunkyMonkee]

I want my house back and all my stuff that I used to have, I want my ex-sisters long dead or in jail so they can't touch mom's money and fuck the both of us over, I want the 2020 election done LEGALLY and, I want at least as much money and income as Elon Musk has. Then I can be a kind of "Genii" and grant the wishes of certain other people, those that really need wishes granted. (I'm not greedy, I just wanna be able to help others that need it and build myself a recording studio and get a few amenities added to my house.

[Gent207-2]

1.) The U. S national debt flipped as a TAX FREE deposite in my bank account all ($33.89 TRILLON dollars).

2.) My dream home - Southern Mansion, roses, sunflowers and white lilly gardens, weeping willows and dogwoods line the river nearby. My Study with pool table, enough room for my books and knife collection.

3.) At least 3 more genies lol

4.) A distillery and endless sugar cane and rhye to make rum and whiskey.

[Jackblue]

1. Well I guess to be the smartest person on earth with technological knowledge, then I would be rich and I could invent technology to solve all the world's problems so nobody could say I was selfish with my wishing.

2. To be incredibly handsome and attractive to women.

Don't know about the other two.

[Jackblue]

I guess 3 would be revenge on all the people I don't like, 4 would be to make all of the United States' enemies powerless.

[Staximus]

Be immortal, be able to heal anything physical or mental, have superhuman strength, and be able to read minds

[ByronWolf]

1-to undo some big mistakes I’ve made in life.
2-money enough to be comfortable to do what I want but not stupid rich
3- my family is healthy and free of disease
4-presidential term limits cause it will never be voted in

[sawno]

- What I lost in 2022 restored
- A happy ending for what I lost instead
- Full health that lasts but still lets me die of old age

And then i'd keep the last one as a backup.

[ZiaCowel2000]

(Impossible things - immortality, teleportation, time control and to be able to understand every language, extinct etc)

[Gent207-2]

I'm just imagining you standing there in the year 2116 listening to someone bitch about the controversy of the latest political candidate, thinking "bitch have you even heard of Mr. Trump?" But you can't say anything without arousing suspicion.
Plus you have to change your ID documents every 100 years.
Dating would be a pain too - can't watch old shows without hearing " Ha my grandparents watch those shows "
Plus you would have to attend all of your friends funerals.

[Ladyblanche]

1. Health

2. Money

3. Whiter skin

4. Intelligence

[Titanic1912]

A DeLorean
To be completely free of my pneumonia
Restore my car
Higher pay at my job.

[Becky316]

Bring back my parents

Immortality

Immortal husband

Endless sex

[TheSpaceGnome]

The ability to grant my own wishes for myself.

[SotiCoto]

#1. The complete annihilation of humanity.

Won't need wishes 2 through 4.

[iFarted]

More money than I'll ever need, Happiness, a giant self sustained goldfish farm and more wishes.

[MrShaun]

Simple. I'd wish for unlimited wishes.

[OfDeath]

Genies don’t exist.