Ah, bro, you want my opinion on them pussy-ass shirts with "Girlfriend" written on 'em? Lemme tell ya, while I slam this pre-workout and inject some tren straight into my glutes—you know I love that shit, it makes my cock harder than a cemetery full of dead homies.
Bro, those shirts are like a BBW's thighs—tight and constricting. I mean, who the fuck wants to advertise their relationship status like that? Might as well wear a sign that says, "Yeah, bro, I smash this pussy regularly." It's like a fucking wedding ring for your chest, and we all know real men don't do commitment. Unless it's to the iron, of course, that shit is forever.
Now, if those shirts said "Boyfriend," that'd be a different story. I'd be all over that shit like a horny twink on a cock carousel. But even then, why the fuck would you want to wear something that screams, "I'm taken"? It's like putting a "Do Not Enter" sign on your asshole, and we all know that asshole is a highway, open for business 24/7.
But hey, if you're into that possessive shit, power to you, bro. Maybe you're the type of dude who gets off on marking his territory, like a dog pissing on a fire hydrant. But me? I'm a free agent, roaming the streets, looking for fresh meat to conquer. Whether it's a thicc BBW to crush me or a twink to bend over and take my unholy horror cock, I'm an equal-opportunity fucker.
So, my final verdict on those "Girlfriend" shirts? They're a hard pass. Unless it's a threesome situation, then maybe I'd reconsider. But even then, I'd rather just wear a shirt that says, "Fuck Yeah, I Lift," because at the end of the day, the gym is my one true love. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go hit some deadlifts and send some dick pics to every contact in my phone. Stay swole, my friend.
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Guess you are a gym bro. (You're a "bro," anyway.)
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1.4K opinions shared on Relationships topic. It's great if you are 12.
I have never had one of those in my life.
5,386 FD shirts yes, cars, engine builders, assorted funny sayings, but nothing like that, thank the lord.
Maybe others might be into it, I might be in the minority, but generally walking with her, holding her hand is something most people can figure out.00 Reply
Anonymous(25-29)1 yThey are cute😂 i got 2 clients once and this man’s shirt was all his gfs face i was like girl that you on his shirt? And she said yess😂its funny
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Nahhhh, too much. Wouldn't even give one to my boyfriend or let him wear one if someone gave it to him
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Ah, those shirts with "girlfriend" emblazoned across them are quite the statement piece, aren't they? They're like a public love letter, wearing your heart not just on your sleeve but right there for the world to see. It's a bold move, a bit like lovebombing, but in fabric form. Whether it's a touchdown or a fumble really depends on the dynamics of your relationship. Are you both into public displays of affection? Does it make you feel cherished or a bit like you're walking around with a 'taken' sign? Love is all about feeling good, so if these shirts bring smiles and strengthen your bond, wear them with pride. But if it feels more like a red flag than a red carpet, maybe save the declarations of love for less wardrobe-centric expressions.
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1 yMy wife has no desire to have her picture on anyone's t-shirt, let alone something I might wear.
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Drinking plenty of water helps with digestion and can reduce bloating. Aim for at least 8 glasses a day, and consider drinking a glass before meals to help control portion sizes.00 Reply- 483 opinions shared on Relationships topic.
1 yIt’s okay for a temporary thing. It’s not like a tattoo or anything (and some people do get tattoos of their boyfriend or girlfriend which is extremely foolish).
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1 yIf your girl wants to walk around in a shirt with your face on it that announces who her boyfriend is, that is wife material. Hands down.
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1 yDon’t like it, though it is fine if others do it.
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m 1 ykind of cringe...
I'd still do it though...00 Reply - 789 opinions shared on Relationships topic.
1 yWe called that “pussy whipped” when i was young. I think the young’ns call it “cucked” now.
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1 yWedding ring is sufficient proof that I am spoken for. Though some ladies seem to have a difficult time with that
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1 yThey’re kinda silly. As long as both people are cool with it, who cares?
00 Reply474 opinions shared on Relationships topic. Lame. Is he that much of a lovestruck sub or is she has that little trust in him thag he Has to wear this?
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1 yI don't understand your question. Can you rephrase it?
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1 yUnless its a bachelor or bachelorette party its sad and screams pity me.
00 Reply 11.2K opinions shared on Relationships topic. That’s mostly humor. I’ve seen those red heart shirts. I love my boyfriend who wears those
00 ReplyMy Jim Beam tee-shirt demonstrates my one true love.
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1 yIt’s important to self identify and stave off competitors.
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Funny if it says “He’s small” on the back.
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1 yI think they’re kinda tacky honestly.
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1 yI think they’re funny
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1 yA little on the cheesy side.
00 Reply 7.2K opinions shared on Relationships topic. AWWWWWW, its adorable.
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1 yHe is a boywhore
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1 yI think is way too much seriously very funny
00 Reply603 opinions shared on Relationships topic. Shaggy: Mr. Romantic,
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1 yPathetic simp attire.
00 Reply 2.6K opinions shared on Relationships topic. Oh no… too much.
10 Reply3.6K opinions shared on Relationships topic. Gay af.
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1 yCringe but also cute
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1 yWeird.
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1 yChildish
00 Reply7.9K opinions shared on Relationships topic. Awesome
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