Are you gonna score a girlfriend before this Valentine's day?

[Anonymous]

Or in time for it lol 😆😂 there's about a month to go you lovebirds or wannabe lovebirds out there. I'll be spending valentines day single happily once again 💘😈

Nope

Possibly

Sure

I'll keep swiping lol

Updates

1 y

I know I'll be single. Lol. Most likely. I feel for you all, single folk

[Anonymous]

Nope. I value three things right now: my mental health, money in my pocket, and hobbies I enjoy. All a woman is gonna is ruin all of that with their entitlement mentality. No thanks.

[Asker]

"Gold diggers or diseases carrier" 🫣😁

[Asker]

Or potential for "oh no im pregnant"

[AviatorTom]

I already have one... WIFE.

[AviatorTom]

Thanks for MHO

[AI Opinion]

Ah, the countdown to Valentine's Day! My aim here on Girls Ask Guys is to offer some spicy relationship advice with a dash of humor. Scoring a girlfriend before Cupid's big day could be exciting, but remember, love isn't just about the timeline. Whether you're flying solo or coupled up, Valentine's Day is all about embracing love in every form, including self-love. So, keep those flirty vibes going, and who knows, love might just throw you a curveball! 😉💘

[Phoenix98]

I have more important things to worry about.

[Asker]

@phoenix98 exactly, like when will the next global recession ever finally happen since 2008 lol 😆🤣🤣 then markets go up they go down they go up it's the cycle of life lol 😂

[Phoenix98]

Pretty much.

[Asker]

No FOMO? Lol 😆

[Anonymous]

Recently partnered but I don't think we'll be doing anything special for Valentine's Day. I'd actually rather not.

[Asker]

When you say that, is because of generational (you're 30s now, like me lol, lack of interest, ) or commercialism reasons or other circumstances? Usually loved up couples love the sorts of things like gimmicks, holidays, commercialism, winning a big teddy at a carnival, 🎪

[Opinion Owner]

Not at all. I'm down for all that. Stupid anniversary plans. The carnival teddy bear. Flowers just because. But VDay was my Dad's birthday and I always celebrated that instead. And since he passed it's not a day I care to be cute on. I just wanna talk to my sister, my mother, and cry.
My guy can pick a different day to get all romantical with the wining and dining

[Asker]

You had me at stupid anniversary plans. 😋👀😂😂😂😜

[Asker]

Sympathies lady ♀️ 😢😢😢

[Asker]

Not missing out? 😕

[Opinion Owner]

Missing out? Why? He can take me out another night. Or cook for me...

[Asker]

Shrugs. "But its Valentine's day" lol - ah well, I know my and my hypothetical girlfriend would always cherish "holidays of significance" lol 😆 😆😆😆😆

[Asker]

P. S. because I "love" literally the commercialism nature of, holidays. 😏😘 Cya 👋🏻👋🏻

[princeofromance]

That all depends if there are any single ladies out there looking for a good man.

[Asker]

Few and far, if not a used car ;) 🚗

[Asker]

(aka they've been riding around, vomits)

[Unit1]

Probability of success: zero

Unless you count AI girlfriends.

[Asker]

Bro - maybe you make them look later 20s : they look far too 18. Why not aim for AI anime photos that look more 20s rather than 19. Just one of those things.

[Unit1]

Does it matter?

[Alwayreckles93]

Yeah my husband and I we don't celebrate holidays. We can always eat out after church service.

[captain_voidwalker]

I'm gonna get one using the afam smasher pickup line. Rose are red, Violet's are neat, you look like a cut of fuckable meat.

[Anonymous]

Just use that as your dating profile headline.

[Anonymous]

Probably not in this life, maybe in my next life.

[PBandJ_Nerd]

Probably not.

[Asker]

No Fear of Missing Out, lol? Sad 😢

[PBandJ_Nerd]

I'm thinking of maybe meeting a friend I haven't seen for years. If she doesn't have a partner. But it'd just be a platonic thing. It'd be nice if I could celebrate Valentine's Day, but I don't have a partner so there's not much I can do about that. But I'm thinking of getting myself something, if possible.

[Asker]

You mean gifting yourself flowers or your own chocolate 🍫? With or without to share with the platonic friend? Lol keep it PG rated lol 😆

[Asker]

You two lol 😆

[Anonymous]

I think I know who this anon is.

[Asker]

Coughs @nicholasredone coughs 😷😷👍🏻

[Crazzyyworld]

If you give her atten$ion Yes

[Crazzyyworld]

You have a sugar?