Jesus, Muhammed and Buddha walk into a bar. What happens next? (Page 2)

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male73336363637 Follow
Xper 4 Age: 21

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The bartender kickes out two as they are not his religion, the next day the bartender is beaten up by some skids

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Kkrill55 Follow
Xper 5 Age: 31

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Buddha listens Muhammad yells and Jesus forgives them both

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- tobiasz
  
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  Forgive buddha for what
  
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- Kkrill55
  
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  For only caring about his own enlightenment
  
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- Cammy137
  
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  A hilarious notion given that something like 4 of the 10 commandments are about worshipping God. Ideas fully promoted by Jesus. Maybe Jesus should forgive himself?
  
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- Kkrill55
  
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  So Jesus promoted the 4 worship commandments... and that's bad? Are you still drunk from last nigh
  
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- Cammy137
  
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  Im referring to your idea that Buddha needs to be forgiven for chasing his own enlightenment yet you're saying a God and his son/mortal form are fine despite focusing more on themselves than the people of the world.
  
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- Cammy137
  
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  Im not sure what part of that you're taking issue with?
  
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sam_anton Follow
Xper 4 Age: 28

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First they found who is the questionnaire of this question

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- Cammy137
  
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  Shouldn't be difficult
  
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Anonymous
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they knock you over the head with a beer glass for being a retard lol

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- Cammy137
  
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  They could try but id imagine im taller than all of them!
  
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- tobiasz
  
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  I'm afraid they got some superpowers
  
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Indigo1 Follow
Xper 5 Age: 23

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Thousands of years of genocide

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Anonymous
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Muhammed kills the other two.

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- wandererr
  
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  And Muhammad rapes a 9 yearold
  
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- BiLuna
  
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  @wandererr wtf
  
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- wandererr
  
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  But that's what he did look it up. He was a savage.
  
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- BiLuna
  
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  No dude it’s a sin in Islam
  
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- damoM
  
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  Bullshiiiiit
  
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Thundery_05 Follow
Xper 4 Age: 21

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A some one gets a holy crap load of religious teachings

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Michael_rocks Follow
Xper 2 Age: 33

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They may be just namesakes and they are normal guys over there just like everybody else...

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Kayla45 Follow
Guru Age: 29

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Jesus turns all the alcohol into wine.

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tøp1996 Follow
Xper 6 Age: 29

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Jesus turns the water into wine

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- The_Gentelman
  
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  So he orders water to save money😃
  
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- tøp1996
  
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  Exactly 😂 lol Jesus isn’t against drinking, just as long as you don’t get drunk haha
  
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Salmon4056 Follow
Yoda Age: 27

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305 opinions shared on Religion & Spirituality topic.

Hmm. Don't know I'll come back at that

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Udbhav_Bantwal Follow
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I walk out of the bar...

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BringYourselfBack Follow
Xper 2 Age: 35

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Orgy?

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Guyofallguys2 Follow
Xper 7 Age: 35

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Heyyyy, Vsauce, Michael here

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- Dargast
  
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  Best reply by far
  
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- Guyofallguys2
  
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  Thanks
  
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_乃尺OЩ刀_TITI Follow
Guru Age: 31

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They all proceed to to touch each other.

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Xper 4 Age: 45

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damn you belive in bullshit

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- Cammy137
  
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  You think I belive that Jesus, Muhammed and Buddha walked into a bar? How bizarre!
  
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- lazy361
  
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  i believe your question is bizarre...
  
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- Cammy137
  
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  It is... but it's also not supposed to be taken as an announcement of religious belief
  
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- lazy361
  
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  stupid guy
  
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- Cammy137
  
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  You're not that stupid, brother. People make mistakes, it happens all the time!
  
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name_is_eric Follow
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Muhammad blows up the joint.

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AxlStahlmann Follow
Xper 5 Age: 36

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They get along great!

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ThatWeirdDude Follow
Xper 6 Age: 25

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They have a normal fun time

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iamshan Follow
Xper 6 Age: 32

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They got there head busted 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Anonymous
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The three send each other to hell for drinking

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Anonymous
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Wow What a super fun question...

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TheWombRaider Follow
Yoda Age: 43

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Jesus forgives them of their sins lol

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Alee143 Follow
Xper 4 Age: 32

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Obviously Muhammad wins always

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Anonymous
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I go to try if they are really immortal

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Anonymous
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ALLAH will rape and shoot as many he can.

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call_me_scar Follow
Guru Age: 27

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Muhammad nails jesus

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Mapleshark Follow
Xper 5 Age: 27

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Walk straight out

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TisTheTruth Follow
Explorer Age: 47

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Ouch!

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CT_CD Follow
Master Age: 30

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They get drunk

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LegateLanius Follow
Master Age: 35

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They all fall over.

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Arm wrestle!

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AliGodlike Follow
Xper 7 Age: 25

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Fight?

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Anonymous
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Making sex

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