Buddha goes and sits down peacefully. Jesus and Muhammed are chatting at the bar Muhammed pulls out a bag of skittles and asks Jesus if he would like some 😊 Jesus holds out his hand Muhammed tips the bag and they fall straight through jesus's hand 😠 Muhammed then laughs and laughs then turns to the bar and asks for a glass of water. As he's drinking Jesus touches the glass Muhammed then sprays wine from his mouth and leaves annoyed
they sit down and peacefully have a drink... meanwhile their followers argue and fight for centuries about what the drink orders mean in their personal lives
Muhammed and Buddha walk into a bar Here, dear. Jesus would Not be Caught Walking into any of that Sort of Establishment.
You didn't Hear what He Did in the City of Sodom and Gomorrah? xx
They look at each other and laugh about how damn gullible people are.
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Muhammad says to Yeshua (Jesus) "You know I hate your Christian followers but since your one of our prophets too, let's team up against the (((international clique))) and their (((central banks))) and destroy Israel..." Christ thinks of when the Roman's strung him up and this time realises how much his reformist sect of the Judea are hated by (((the original clique)))... And agrees.
Buddha stands there laughing sipping some Jack no.7, thinking to himself how the two bastard religions of the original Abrahamic death cult (((those mongol-turkic synagogue of Satan types))), are also death cultists and also need to be washed away for the materialistic, life hating systems of control that they are...
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I walk in. Greet them and then see an atheist and throw up on him.
First two definitely will check out every girl in the bar , Buddha is probably that friend who is shy and will just sit in a corner and drink.
Jesus and Buddha would want to know why Muhammad had sex with a 9 year old girl. (His 3d wife, Aisha, whom he married when she was 6, but I guess out of a sense of compassion waited to fuck her until she was all of 9 years old.)
It's too costly so Jesus just makes everyone drink his blood as wine? or
The bartender asks each of them what they want.
Muhammad orders a glass of cranberry juice.
Jesus orders a glass of water, and promptly turns it into wine.
Then the bartender asks Buddha, "what do you want?"
Buddha replies, "Make me one with everything
m The bartender says “You guys are in the wrong place. The set for The Walking Dead is down the street.”
Jesus asks for wine. And Muhammad says how drinking is bad.
So Jesus asks for water. And Buddha says nourishment comes from within.
So Jesus offers them living water from within himself. And they both say he's crazy.
So Jesus says "Fine. I'll leave you two dead next time." And walks out.
Well all my replies seem to be deleted instead of responded to.
So Ksvm73,
As hominem is a red herring fallacy. That means your argument is invalid.
Please try again using actual arguments and you might actually get somewhere.
Jesus, Muhammad and Buddha walk into a bar.
You’d figure one of them would have seen it.
The end of the world cause they don't speak the same language and have a huge miscommunication creating the biggest war ever
Muhammed orders a soft drink, Buddha doesn't carry money and Jesus is thrown out for wearing sandals?
They all get along perfectly fine because they're reasonable people who don't hate people who differ in their beliefs unlike most of their followers
Jesus asks for wine. Buddha asks for food and Muhammed asks for nothing because he is fasting.
Jesus keeps the party going turning water into wine as required and sharing wine with his new friends.
Muhammed doesn't' drink.
Buddha walks the middle path, he has a couple drinks but doesn't get drunk.
Literally all the girls answers are so funny (minus this one) 🤣🤣 like only three of the guys responses are funny. Step up your game! 😉
Muhammad calls them both heretics, Jesus pulls a rabbit out of a hat to try and impress them, and buddha just says whatever and goes back to meditation
They have a debate on which of them is the most giving and loyal to their people, on which of their people is the most faithful and obedient as well as which of the three of them is the best.
Muhammed orders a glass of water, when he takes a sip Jesus will turn it to wine.
Buddha : GOT'EM, LOL
Jesus annoys the crap outta the bartender by ordering water which he turns into wine, Mohammed stares around nervously while muttering "this is so halal" and Buddha would freak out half the bar by levitating
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