Why follow the virgin Jesus when you could follow the Chad Muhammad?

Travis_Skyles

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Why follow the virgin Jesus when you could follow the Chad Muhammad?

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Eva323 Follow
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You think he was an incel? The first thing Mary Magdeline did when she met him was give him a foot massage. I doubt it was involuntary.

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IntuitiveMuffin Follow
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I never thought of it like that. Muhammed was so Chad he even got little girls.

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- Travis_Skyles
  
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  Exactly brah
  
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ecfresh Follow
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Because Jesus rocks. He is amazing and a role model.

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- Travis_Skyles
  
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  For a BETA. Turn the other cheek? more like... uh... uh... turn the other WEAK!
  
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- ecfresh
  
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  Ha ha, Jesus is as Alpha as they come. The dude rose from the dead. Healed people. If you pray, you can talk to Him too
  
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RussianHacker Follow
Xper 3 Age: 27

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Jesus never existed, and Muhammad was a male prostitute.

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- Travis_Skyles
  
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  Yah Brah Man whores rule!!!
  
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ShortCircuit Follow
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Oooooooh you visually depicted Muhammaaaaad. 😱👀🙅‍♂️

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- jimyee
  
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  Lol🤣
  
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HungLikeAHorsefly Follow
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This is why Christians wear pink polos and Muslims have giant manbeards.

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Xper 6 Age: 42

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yeah follow muhammad if you wanna suck his dick, if I'm gunna have a leader he better not be a selfish fuck, which muhammad was

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Anonymous
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Why would anyone want to follow an insane illiderate warlord pedofile merchant?

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- Travis_Skyles
  
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  Cause he's a chad brah
  
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- Opinion Owner
  
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  You can’t claim someone who married a 6 year old and raped her at 9 is a “ladies man”.
  
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call_me_scar Follow
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Why follow either of them, follow me and I'll show you how to mix drinks

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Mr_Knowitall Follow
Xper 5 Age: 49

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BECAUSE you should have the brains and morals to distinguish between Good and Evil.

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SuccessfulHornDog Follow
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Hmmm, the followers of christ seem to run the world and own everything. Nice try fagg.

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The meek shall inherit the earth.

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- Travis_Skyles
  
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  well then a Chad like you, won't be inheriting the earth.
  
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  OlderAndWiser
  
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  Well, sir, I intend to have the best of both worlds!
  
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- englisc
  
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  Most people don't understand the real meaning of the word "meek". According to the modern dictionary definition it means: quiet, gentle, and easily imposed on; submissive. Basically, weak. The word meek actually, translated from the Greek word "praus", means "power under control". For example "praus" was used often by the Greeks to describe a war horse that was trained to obey instantly and absolutely, no matter how great the confusion during battle.
  
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  OlderAndWiser
  
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  @englisc I appreciate the insight on that passage.
  
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John_Doesnt Follow
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Because Muhammad molested a 9 year old.

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- Travis_Skyles
  
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  Yeah but who hasn't?
  
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- John_Doesnt
  
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  Frank Reynolds hasn't.
  
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- Deathraider
  
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  WTF?
  
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- Deathraider
  
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  Who hasn't?
  Geez.
  
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- Travis_Skyles
  
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  you got me there
  
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- jimyee
  
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  Lol... Frank's little beauties🤣
  
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jimyee Follow
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Because they're both fictional?

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Hispanic-Cool-Guy Follow
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Anyone that follws Muhammad is a sick individual.

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Anonymous
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Since Jesus was married I doubt he was a virgin

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Anonymous
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Allah snakbar

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- Travis_Skyles
  
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  Explsion Gif
  
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Hapinus Follow
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I follow no mortal

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ThePundertaker Follow
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Because

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MaxMisery Follow
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xDDD

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Anonymous
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Jesus all the way

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