How do you pray to God to get rid of Succubus?

[LinkxPeach]

I have Succubus in my life and I don’t know how to repent to God about my Succubus problem. What should I do?

[slatyb]

Seek mental health treatment. Succubi aren't real. If you are skipping important obligations to have sex, it's not her, it's you who is out of control. How long has this been going on?

[LinkxPeach]

Quite a long while.

[slatyb]

Are you skipping work or school for sex?

[LinkxPeach]

No. I don’t have a job and I never really sex with a woman before.

[John_Doesnt]

You need advanced alchemy to kill a Succubus. Or you could just hire a Witcher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTByf5d5Z70

[LinkxPeach]

I don’t think it’s possible to killed Succubus for real.

[John_Doesnt]

If you hired a Witcher it's perfectly possible.

[LinkxPeach]

I thought Witcher was just a game.

[John_Doesnt]

Anybody who believes in a Succubus is probably dumb enough to believe in any mythological creature like a Witcher

[LinkxPeach]

So, your saying that Succubus doesn’t exists? Even though, there’s a definition of it and a wiki for it.

[John_Doesnt]

There's a definition and wiki for leprechauns, so I'm guessing you believe in those too.

[LinkxPeach]

Succubi are female sex demons. Leprechauns are mythological creatures. They don’t have the same existence of what’s real and what’s not real.

[John_Doesnt]

No, leprechauns are midget Irishmen with magical powers.

[LinkxPeach]

It’s still a mythological creature. So, your point?

[John_Doesnt]

No, leprechauns are real and for the low price of $499 I can remove all the Evil Leprechauns from your home.

[LinkxPeach]

Oh, I really can’t tell if people are evil Leprechauns or not. So, I really don’t know.

[mistixs]

So are you saying there is a literal demon that has sex with you? Or are you just using the term as a metaphor for a human woman?

[LinkxPeach]

Yes, I don’t know why people don’t believe there’s a such thing as Succubus.

[Kayla45]

I'm honestly at a loss of words for this question, lol.

[WTFever]

Have sex with it, until it drains all the life out of you. And then ask god for forgiveness in person. Remember, Jesus died for your sins, so you've already got that base covered.

[LinkxPeach]

How is that supposed to help? Also, what am I supposed to pray to God about my Succubus problem?

[WTFever]

Well, that's the only way to get rid of a Succubus, is when you die. What you pray to God about, is up to you.

[sawno]

Can't you starve her by not giving in to the temptation?

[LinkxPeach]

I’ll tried. But, it’ll be hard.

[dreamstar72]

Could be a sexual haunting that that you need release from your torcher soul.

[LinkxPeach]

What do you mean by “torcher soul”?

[Iron_Man]

tell me more information about the succubus that's having sex with you how do you know it's really a succubus

[LinkxPeach]

Who else try to have sex with you at night with a dark figure body?

[TonyBologna25]

You should probably seek professional physciatric help sir.

[Anonymous]

There is no such thing succubuss.
Pray to God a lot.

[God-vs-Satan]

Many people enjoy having sex with demons. They don‘t get the physical sex, so they turn to spiritual demonic sex.

[Anonymous]

I would go see a psychiatrist about your mental health issues.

[Cryostatic]

Sorry fam, you’re done for. RIP ☠️