Guys, If jesus stood on a river would he move?

[purplepoppy]

Jesus comes to a river he wishes to cross but there's no bridge. No problem he thinks I'm Jesus, I'll just walk over the surface.
Now as we all know, rivers flow and if you stop in the middle of a river you get carried down stream.
But given this is Jesus, what do you think will happen?

He will remain in one spot

He will be carried down stream

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Seemed to have made a oopsie with this question and only invited guys. Can a mod fix this?

[ohshee]

I don't think that's going to even enter into his mind I would like to Hope and think that he would be just like everybody else and look for the shallowest part of the river to get across to the other side I think that's just common sense

[Luopio27]

It will be ip to him to move with it or bring it to a stand still. He could even turn it into red, red wine.


Yo Poppy, here is one for you.
What if Jesus was a woman?

[purplepoppy]

Then he wouldn't have a beard

[wagsingle]

Jesus was transgender. Since he had no earthly father, he couldn't have a y chromosome. But yet he identified as male. Therefore he was transgender.

[bean2k21]

A lot of people don't realize that Jesus walked on water before he had holes in his feet. So, it's really not cool to talk about him walking on water after you killed him.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

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[MrTaboo]

It all depends ds what mood he's in. Prove a point, one place. Messing with the guys standing still waving at them as the convyor belt of water moves him down stream.

[Anonymous]

Depends on how exactly the ability works. If his density changes, then he'll float away like styrofoam. If he's manipulating gravity, he'll stay in place.

[exitseven]

He has risen above the water and floats on a cushion of air.

[genericname85]

He'll fall into the water and go down steam like any other human.

[jimmy2]

He would have a chain of people who would carry their Lord

[strateguy632]

move

[SignedAutographs]

Nope