Serve in Heaven or Reign in Hell?

[OddBeMe]

Both have disadvantages. Reigning in hell would probably be physically painful but intellectually sound. Serving in Heaven, very vice versa. Serving would be intellectual torment.

Its all fake anyway. But just a thought experiment…

Serve in Heaven

Reign in Hell

[Vanidal]

Which heaven and hell you talk about?

If you're talking about the ones in most scriptures, they're described based on what a human can perceive. None described in a detailed manner. The gaps in those details filled with characteristics that maybe the details are out of this world/incomprehensible. But I would choose heaven as it's usually described better than living on this life. I can't reign hell. And in both heaven and hell I would be still 'serving' if I can't detach myself from my needs and be free from any rules. The only reign is to become God. All except God serves. And what kind of God is replaceable? I personally believe that's no God. So me being a God is also out of the option.

[Juxtapose]

I would rule in hell and make it better from the inside.

[OddBeMe]

there's the liberal in you

[Juxtapose]

I suppose so.

[jshm2]

That's rather daft to assume that dichotomy, and you don't know the meanings of words.

Only Satan can "reign in Hell," all else will serve or be subjected to his will there.

No one will need to "serve in Heaven" as it will be forever.

[AndrésC64]

What do you do in heaven?

[HippieVeganJewslim]

If by Heaven is meant Paradise, or Garden of Eden, I’ll choose that. Every being is created by G-d for no reason other than to serve G-d, the Most Compassionate the Most Merciful. G-d bestowed on us 99 commandments in the Qur’ān and 613 mitzvot in the Torah. Some commandments don’t apply to us, and others are quite easy, and it’s impossible to count how many favours G-d gave the people on Earth and in Paradise.

[OddBeMe]

I guess thats a good point. “Heaven” isn't clearly defined.

[HippieVeganJewslim]

Possibly. My Christian friend claims that nowhere in the Bible does it mention that the abode for dead people is the Sky (haŠamayim). Same goes for the Qur’ān, but it does mention Paradise, or the Garden. My Hebrew-speaking father says Paradise in Hebrew is Gan Eden, or Garden of Eden.

[OddBeMe]

Thats classic salesmen. Give enough to let your targets fill in the rest in their heads….

[AndrésC64]

I'd rather reign in hell. I don't understand how people think Heaven can be enjoyable in the first place. So you sit around for eternity worshiping a God who is torturing your friends and family members. How could you possibly be happy with that?

[Daviddd5412]

"I would rather work the soil as a serf on hire to some landless impoverished peasant than be King of all these lifeless dead" - Ghost of Achilles in the Underworld

[OddBeMe]

Guess it depends on how much your intellect would hurt.

[dustybiker]

I thought this was hell? I’m so confused.

[OddBeMe]

Just a prelude.

[dustybiker]

That’s disappointing. And here I thought I had gathered so many skills.

[Guy13]

You really need to read the Bible. You do not need to guess. There will not be anything you enjoy with Hell...

[OddBeMe]

wouldn't that depend on if the bible is true about that?

[Guy13]

You should at least be informed... I'm not trying to insult you but so much of the stuff you mention is in the Bible. You don't have to agree with, believe it, or whatever. I know more about philosophy, included but not limited too Islam, than most people... I have knowledge, therefore, i can converse with those in Islam about their Aristotelian and Sharia philosophers etc...

I don't think the Sharia guys are right but I choose being informed...

[OddBeMe]

So when was the New Testament assembled and how much left out?

[Guy13]

I’m not doing your Work for you. Use your intellect. Don’t preach about Intellect. You have Zero Intellectual Integrity…Unless you do not have the capacity or capability of acquiring knowledge.

[OddBeMe]

So no answer from a religionist. Im shocked.

[monkeynutts]

Definitely hell, who wants to hang out with Bible bashers for all eternity, I'll be smoking weed with Jimmy Hendrix. I'll eat breakfast with Curt Cobain.

[Smoke-n-Growls]

Reign in hell. I did my servitude on Earth.

[OddBeMe]

My man

[EmmaMary]

It's all a complete load of fucking bollox.

[OddBeMe]

Mho.
Tho it might be too late now….

[Anonymous]

[smølf]

https://youtu.be/62F4cd-CGtA

[exitseven]

john Milton was right. I would rather reign in hell.

[TroyDT]

Assuming that this dichotomy exists, Serve in Heaven. To quote a certain movie, "Hell sucks!"

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Serve God in heaven. The only one who will reign in hell is God. God is in 100% control of that fire torture chamber.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Saying Heaven has “disadvantages” is like an obese person saying “it’s just water weight”

[msc545]

Serve in heaven. Living in the US with Trump still free is hell right now.

[RandomGuy1032]

All these polls show women need their right to vote revoked

[goodgirlsteven]

Alway's serve in heaven

[OddBeMe]

Good girl

[Jennz6]

@goodgirlsteven yes, good girl

[Jennz6]

Serve God in Heaven

[Lunatic1]

Easily would rather reign in hell.

[ALewis30]

I like to be in Heaven

[OddBeMe]

Youd want to be in a family reunion for eternity?

[strateguy632]

serve

[Anonymous]

I hope to enter into heaven.