Which religion will be good for me after transformation in a Vampire?

[Anonymous]

I will turn in Vampire in few day, I'm roman catholic now but after transformation it's not an option. My Vampire master died few days ago and I can't ask him anymore. Please help

[Summeroflove]

Halloween is over. You’re either a troll or some idiot leftist who really thinks this is a thing. Please. Don’t be sucking someone’s blood. Identifying as a vampire won’t keep you out of prison. Unless you’re Hilary Clinton that is of course!

[artsy_dragon]

Not all vampires suck blood and Hillary Clinton?

[Summeroflove]

@artsy_dragon you know you can’t be a vampire 🧛‍♀️ The whole Clinton thing… Thats another story.

[artsy_dragon]

Anything can be real haha and fair enough 🤣

[Asker]

lol...

[Summeroflove]

@artsy_dragon anything is possible I guess. Not probable

[Summeroflove]

Lol 😂

[boggboss]

If he died how did u not die thought when vamp madters die there sires die

[artsy_dragon]

🤣🤣🤣

[Asker]

I didn't tell him I'm a succubus, we had sex and I took his evil soul. That's why it's complicated.

[boggboss]

But succubus can't become vampires so someone is lying here

[artsy_dragon]

Yes I am pretty sure succubus can't become vampires

[boggboss]

Also if u was able to charm a vampire must have been a pretty shit one 🤣 probobly fed on bottom feeders

[Asker]

It's the quality of the bait that attracts customers, not the depth. lol

[boggboss]

But for a succubus to attract a vampire shows he must have been of low stock or bad blood as they are literally creatures that seduce and charm others form him to fall to his own tricks shows he was lacking

[artsy_dragon]

@boggboss lacking a brain clearly

[dustybiker]

You might want to skip religion all together and take up science.

[Berethor]

You can stay roman catholic, you should google for religious vampire trope. :)

[jshm2]

If your master is dead, then you will join him. That is how the Vampire rank system works.

[Cubus]

If you turn into a vampire then you're gonna get burnt soon due to sunlight.

It was good to know you. May God bless your soul.

[artsy_dragon]

You're asking on the wrong site.

[Asker]

Do you mean I should ask better in Darknet to avoid Vatican's hunter?

[artsy_dragon]

blogs.commons.georgetown.edu/.../

[artsy_dragon]

No you should be asking on Reddit or 4chan or something

[Asker]

Well, intellectual elites are similarly common on all three sites. ;)

[artsy_dragon]

Either click on the link and read it or don't

[loveslongnails]

I think satanism will be a good fit for you

[artsy_dragon]

I thought they are going down a satanic path as well. Dark energy I get from then

[artsy_dragon]

* them

[dustybiker]

Don’t stereotype vampires, sir. 🤪

[loveslongnails]

@dustybiker I'll try and keep an open vein on the subject.

[dustybiker]

@lovelongnails 😁

[joeldalton]

lmao. ok