How often do you read your Bible?

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I haven’t been reading my Bible much.

FunkyMonkee · Accepted Answer

I don't own one and the only part I ever bothered to read was Genesis to see how inaccurate and implausible that entire scenario is.
Let's see: there are two people on THE ENTIRE PLANET! They fuck and have a baby boy. A while later, they fuck again and have ANOTHER baby boy! Now, there's 4 people on the planet! 3 of them are boys!! The ONLY female on the ENTIRE PLANET is wife to one and mother to the other two! So, the boys can't fuck their mother and there's nothing that says anything about her having daughters and, even if she did, the boys couldn't fuck them, either.
One day, the kids go walking through the woods and each one finds a girlfriend!! AMAZING!! WHERE did these girls come from? And, with this huge planet full of places they could've been, they just HAPPENED to be in the woods a short walk away!!
Today, there's now 3 girls for every guy and I STILL can't find just ONE!!
One of these 2 boys kills the other so, Adam & Eve fuck again and make up for his loss by having a third kid! ANOTHER boy!! And, SOMEHOW (we're NEVER told) these few people populate the ENTIRE PLANET!! Yyyyyyyeah!! Okay!! I believe that!

NewYorkCity · Accepted Answer

Not often enough, but I am trying to read the whole thing. People have negative take on The Bible, because of all the wrong people who are labeling themselves to be a so called ""Christians"". Bible is a wonderful life instruction book, it is an awesome historical book. If you can follow everything that Bible says, you will be the most healthiest, most happiest and successful, man, husband, father and a leader.

strateguy632 · Answer

i, a couple times a month, if you don't read it often, then make sure, the times you read to read the higher priority chapters. for example romans chapter 7 to end of 11. i am preparing a list... i selected from isaiah jeremiah and danniel. list almost ready for a limited audience in a mytake here.

Anonymous · Answer

I don't read it. I am interested in near death experiences n what Emanuel Swedenborg said. Emanuel was born in 1688 n used psychic powers 2 talk 2 soul guides. Here's what he said that's the same of near death experiences.
1. God n Jesus
2. You're drawn 2 heavn n hell. God doesn't send. Three or 4 near death said this.
3. Christians n non-Christians go 2 heavn. A guy did research on near deaths n said God doesn't care what religion u r.
4. Reunions with family members. Some near death, 4 hav seen dead family members.
5. Ghosts, 1 or two near death said ghosts r real. One asked God.

artgorgeous · Answer

last time I've red bible at elementary school. It was sort of bible for kids.

genericname85 · Answer

stopped reading it when i was 16 and understood that it's fiction.

AngryCarl2 · Answer

Hardly ever. I use one of many Bible sites online.

Stacey55666 · Answer

Never. Who even wrote it? Bob?

CrimsonAngel09 · Answer

Never have, never will.

thedaffodils · Answer

I have never read it

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