I think horoscopes are one of the most ridiculous concepts in this world.
According to ancient mythology, the planets and stars have a direct impact on the lives of mortals, and the alignment of these celestial bodies can foresee the rise and fall of kingdoms, the birth and death of gods, and the trajectory of one's personal life.
The planets Saturn, Jupiter, and Mars are said to represent the phallus, while Venus, Mercury, and the Moon represent the vagina. So, when these planets align in a horoscope, it can indicate a particularly unholy and horror-ific cock monster that is about to come into your life. Get the coom jars ready. ᅠ
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I am not going to disagree with you honestly. But I find horoscopes to be fun. I mean I do not life by them... but I have dated a lot of people and honestly, I can say there is not truth at all in them. But it's fun, to discuss and talk about.
If you want to admit it or not, it fun to look up someone's sign and make it a conversation point. I am Leo. So, if you looked up Leo; Leos are renowned for their stability, loyalty, and consistency. They are dedicated friends and lovers who put their hearts into every relationship.
So, if you read this about a Leo you could ask me if I see myself a true Leo, and them generate some talking points, out of it. It usually led to different topics, but it is a fun conversation to have.
As a Leo my arch nemesis is the Cancer. I was married to a cancer for 24 years.
Cancers, primarily known for being emotional, nurturing, and highly intuitive, as well as being sensitive and sometimes insecure. Dude, she was sensitive and insecure as shit, and that is like a you are throwing a damp blanket on to Leo... and that is what she was. But we were married for 24 years, so that tells you how much fact I put into the astrology.
But I will never date a Cancer ever again.
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for two weeks i tested my horoscope predictions. consistently after reading in morning nothing occurred matched what i had read, until i reread at night and it was vague enough to refer to events. since this repeated i understood the trick.
yes i believe they are both snake oil quackery targetet at narcissists and they are very effective. in fact they are so good at exposing narcissists that if you eliminate people who follow horoscopes and astrology unironically from your dating pool, your chances of getting with a narcissist are very low.
It's stupid woowoo bullshit that only females have the luxury of buying into because, unlike men, they can get away with not living in reality.
Well , I think zodiac signs are pretty legit.. for example I'm a textbook aquarius lol.. but horoscopes and predicting future events and stuff , nahhh..
Like Global Warming and Systemic Racism, it's nonsense.
Nah, I check them but place them at the same value as I put religion
No because I'm not an imbecile.
It's the same principle of electrons around an atom. Try it to see if it works.
Not at all. They have no ability to affect reality
I don't even read my horoscope
No, I do not. It’s just entertainment.
Can't agree more,
These are non sense.Gemini The Twins!!! I sure do!!! xxoo
To an extent. Yes.
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No I do not
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