Would you want to be Jesus's mother?

[Anonymous]

[NamerOfStars]

No, I don't think I would. Think of the pressure- and the difficulty! You think NORMAL kids are hard?

"Okay, Yeshua, it's time for your bath."

"Leave me be, mother, for I do not wish to bathe."

"Yeshua! Bathtime! Now!"

He still balks, so you grab Him and put Him in the tub, and He just sits on top of the water, staring at you intensely and waiting for you to give up. But you don't, and you say that He'll be in BIG trouble if His feet aren't on the bottom of the tub in by the time you count to ten. So He parts the water beneath Him and slides down, with feet on the bottom, but still bone-dry. In frustration, you leave to go get His father to help, but when you get back, He's turned the water to wine and gotten drunk as an owl.

Then there's the whole area of sibling rivalry (I can confirm that firstborn kids DO think they're God, but few can back it up), ON TOP OF the whole "destined to die" thing...

[silyt_ghoest]

as a firstborn, i hate to break it to you, i am god tho. like actually. that’s why your socks go missing all the time.

[sean1234]

Who said wine had alcohol in it? What do you think grape juice was called back then?

[strateguy632]

funny! hindu has a similar story about their god krishna. and they believe it happened!

[NamerOfStars]

@strateguy632 Interesting. But not that surprising; Krishna's kinda like what you'd get if Jesus and Errol Flynn had a baby.

[strateguy632]

@sean1234 , content alcohol the story of noah drunk is the same word as jesus made wine for them.
if you claim no other word see book numbers chapter 7 has a different word. but even if not know book numbers , still the usage is proof.

[sean1234]

John 1:1-3, 14, 17 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
The same was in the beginning with God.
All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.
And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.
For the law was given by Moses, but grace and truth came by Jesus Christ.

-Jesus existed before Mary.

[strateguy632]

how is that relevant to the question unless you are denying mary was his mother?

[silyt_ghoest]

hell no! i hate kids and also… what are you doing if your kid can walk on water. and how can you explain that to joey?

”sorry babe i cheated on you with god and now im preg”

”okay. can we still get married tho? =D”

”sure.”

(off topic but my boy joseph is my fav character)

[sean1234]

🤦🏻‍♂️

[strateguy632]

good satire, but god is spirit so nobody gets taught that god "son" is like making a baby.

[strateguy632]

i would be honored.

[AmeerX]

I am a man so no