Does your zodiac sign fit you?

[RandomGirl42]

Ok, my sister, yes the evil, middle one, sent me this rude zodiac list and I must confess I found it funny.
Here was mine:

AQUARIUS
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

So, Random's pointless pondering of the day is, Does your Zodiac sign fit you? (Warning: Rude, blunt and all that) https://www.wattpad.com/179476133-the-darker-side-of-the-zodiac-signs-rude

[NobodyXox]

I do think so. It's weird and I don't want to believe that the stars affect my life. But for some reason there are way to many coincidences. I have only dates Leo's without knowing. It's that I noticed that my last 2 were, I found that funny, so I checked others and everyone I liked and had some type of feelings for were Leo's. It's crazy to me. Like 2 or 3 times is a coincidence but 10 times can't be, can it?
All my best friends are all Libra's or Aquarius which is also strange.
But my description as an Aquarius myself is hit or miss depending on the website. Sometimes it resonates, sometimes it doesn't. But more often than not it does sound like me.

[FreyaRed]

"You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with."

yeah, it fits to my emotional part that exists 20 seconds per day

[PeachyPie93]

Yeah kind of.. I'm Sagittarius..
I hate being tied to things.. I'm a free spirit and money always comes my way with no real effort because I'm lucky lol

Lmao and after reading the post it's true except I don't drink
SAGITTARIUS
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.

[slatyb]

Have someone find descriptions for the signs that you have never seen, scramble them, and remove the signs. See if you can find your own. It's unlikely because astrology relies heavily on confirmation bias. The horoscopes are so vague that they all match nearly every person alive.

[strateguy632]

Well several zodiacs DO fit me and some more than my month! Which just shows they write it vaguely and generally to include everyone! Until i find astrologist who WON the lottery!

[Genie23]

I'm a Virgo. Being overly criticals when it comes to myself is the only thing that I could relate to.

[AviatorTom]

Yes it does. I'm on Aquarius Pisces cusp, and I am both playful and logical

Having said that, the position of stars at the time I was born have no effect on my life, but it is kinda fun.

[ohsheeT]

Well, it looks like we're all twins..


You're the lucky one you're the only one that got a good one

[Abbycado]

Aries. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[RandomGirl42]

ARIES
You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

I am quite positive that is a total misprint and "prick" was supposed to be "princess"

[Abbycado]

Did you just call me a prick?

[Abbycado]

@HollyK21 and people wonder why I block them.

[HollyK21]

That’s not even the description on the image in the post! I spy someone who’s trying to air their grievances indirectly 👀

[RandomGirl42]

@HollyK21 Not at all, I just copy/pasted what it said about Aries from the link I posted. It was just supposed to be a joke. *sigh* This is why I should just stay off social media. 😳

[Abbycado]

Tf is calling someone a prick a joke in your mind?

[RandomGirl42]

I didn't call u a prick. Whoever wrote the stoopid article said Aries were pricks. I tried calling u a princess. This attempt at humor has failed miserably. It was no way my intent to offend u in the least and I apologize it was taken that way.

[Xawyx-2]

Well, I'm Gemini, my rising sign is Virgo.

Let's just say that my rising sign fits me more.

[LiamJHayden]

I do find it silly and use this example to try to make my point.

[Xoirwinkan]

I don't believe such specific ones but general traits seem to fit in my experience. My mom always laughs and says I can be indecisive because I'm a libra.

[exitseven]

probably not. I really do not fit in anywhere.

[mrkdvsn]

I've never paid any attention to things "zodiac" or "astrology". I've heard that it's very anti-Christian

[dougeats]

I read them sometime, somewhere lol But yea they and this one seem right on being a Sag!

[beefcakebradybatson]

I'm a Cancer, which claimed both sisters at young ages.(Forty-five and sixty-one.)

[Bklynbadboy12]

Mine does im a cancer Gemini im on the cusp and your sister is an asshole

[fuddly]

Agree

Sometimes it's a conversation opener though

In particular with girls🙂

[Alex-Snow]

Nah.. mine is way off. I must have been born during a full moon!

[thegreenyogi]

Gemini fits me well enough.

[sawno]

Pisces fits me decently

[katiesmuff]

Yes I think it fits just fine! LOL

[butterly248]

I'm a Gemini and my traits r pretty spot on

[AngryCarl2]

I hope not. I can be crabby sometimes.

[Adogdog]

Not really sure. I'm a Capricorn.

[Californiagirl5]

Yes and Scorpio it’s pretty close.

[FortesFortunaAdiuvat]

the picture is so true :)

[shortster]

I am not a communist.

[msg321]

I am a cancer and it completely fits me.

[msc545]

Very accurate.

[Zira2211]

I don't think so.😄

[RedInnocent69]

God, I hope not 🤣🤣🤣

[Nikki1989]

Nope

[Dennyslave]

Yes it does fit :)

[Danny_dan92]

Not sure

[nudeNhorny]

Aries fits me well

[ChangeMefot]

Hi message me, it's me

[ChangeMefot]

@nudeNhorny

[EstevanMadrid898]

Virgo