Are lucky charms just a way of forcing kids to convert to Christianity?

[purplepoppy]

Ok look at the pictures of the cereal. Forget the stupid marshmallows just look at the cereal

A BELL. Bells have long been associated with churches since 400AD.

A FISH. A well known ancient Christian symbol.

CLOVER. A celtic Christian symbol referencing
the holy trinity.

A SPEAR. A Reminder of the lance that pieced Christ on the cross

A CROSS, the most well known Christian symbol.

Every bowl is cramming Christianity down kids throats, it's basically breakfast baptism. I believe its a conspiracy to convert kids.

[ohsheeT]

https://youtube.com/shorts/enc3u5WZPeM?si=ighZdQIRObaPYGxb

I've been looking up all my little favorite snacks my Ritz crackers all toxic chemicals make the crackers tomato and cheese on pizzas all chemicals no tomatoes no cheese is high toxic chemicals

just about every food that you get in a box nowadays is made of a chemical mixture with flavor and coloring added no wonder why everybody around the world is so sick

[DryGermanGuy]

Buy European food, live a healthier life.

[ohsheeT]

Any country's food is better than our its time to just start making my own everything

[Lliam]

It might actually be a plot to kill Christians by luring them in with Christian messaging and then feeding them GMO sugar, glyphosate, TSP and other chemicals.

The secret Satanic message is "Your God cannot save you."

LOL

[emeraldsaphire]

funny, i wasn't allowed to have lucky charms as a kid because they were pagan and made by a leprechaun

[RandomGirl42]

And that's exactly why we were allowed to have them! 🤣

[RandomGirl42]

Oh yes! I get messages in my breakfast cereal all the time!

[Wodens_Apprentice]

No you just hate western civilisation because it's Christian, when in fact a lot of these things are also pre-christian. Why do you care & act surprised when a Christianised people treat Christian symbols as good luck imagery?

Americans have absolutely no roots or culture yet think they're better with this bugman American identity that means nothing.

Would you prefer we had some pagan symbolism instead like Thunor cracking open the skull of an Ettin? I think leftists would hate paganism more than they hate Christianity if they actually saw what we're like.

[OneViewpoint]

ROFL, Christians aren't even original. Most of their bible is stolen from earlier primitives. Most of their holidays and symbols are stolen from European Pagans for marketing purposes, not religion. The entire phony Christian religion has been a 2,000 year marketing campaign. And the idiots are blind to that fact.

[Wodens_Apprentice]

@OneViewpoint They stole their extended version of the Torah from Barbarian Semitic tribes who used to sacrifice babies to Ba'al (the sacrifice was titled Moloch not the deity).
No they didn't steal these things for marketing back in the late Roman empire wtf are you talking about? You're just making stuff up. The European influences are there because when Europeans converted to this Semitic death cult they had to reframe it under a European worldview. They also didn't want people practicing European rituals at the same time as Christian ones so they could make anyone who didn't participate in the Christian in favour of a pagan one look bad.
Also if you think Christianity is a 2,000 year old marketing campaign then damn that really does solidifying the banking Toucans (bird with long beak) as the ultimate grifters.

[OneViewpoint]

More evidence of your mental weakness. You got sucked into the Christian Cult too. I see where your reliance on unhinged "beliefs" was instilled in you.

[Wodens_Apprentice]

@OneViewpoint More like evidence of your ignorance if you looked at what I said, saw my username (Woden's apprentice) & looked at the banner on my account. I never had any belief instilled into me.

[OneViewpoint]

The bastards! The body of Christ in a box with 31 grams of carbs and 12 grams of sugar per serving. They're trying to grow a fat little army of Christian soldiers for Catholic priests to fondle.

[NathanDavis]

every time I eat Pop Corns... I become more Mexican than Texan

but yeah, I get the Mexican ones... still made with actual corn and actual sugar, no substitutes, lol...

[NoDecision]

No! They want you to eat the sugar all the time so your growth gets stunted and you turn into a leprechaun.

[Cyfris]

Who looks at the not marshmellows. Lucky charms cereal doesn't exist outside of the marshmellows.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Wow I didn't know the clover meant that, playing cards feels different now 😂

And I haven't seen any of those cereals, so I believe this conspiracy applies to UK.

[Tarifa]

For kids, it's just something funny. They won't go down on their knees and start praying. They may go down in their knees and cry if you don't give them food.

[AgentG111]

Basically same question of people using emojis forcing them back to Egyptians

[coachTanthony]

Yes if the parents are lucky enough to afford it.

[Shiprex]

It's a cult thing much of the time. It does allow folk to build attachment to things though

[TonyMetal___86]

Your beliefs are too extreme and making big deals out of nothing serious, by the way what do you have against us? (Christians) 🤔

[Paige2006]

I have eaten them all my life and didn't know they were those symbols so my answer is no.

[Anonymous]

Christianity Derangement Syndrome is becoming a real disease for you Poppy

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Since we're free to make up any new syndrome to serve a political purpose, AntiChristian Derangement Syndrome seems to be a thing too lolol

[Opinion Owner]

@Maybe_Maybe_not no that's just you admitting you made yours up

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Which doesn't mean it's an untrue one, after all, since what is true can very much be what enough people deem true

[Opinion Owner]

@Maybe_Maybe_not

lol then by your logic 2+2=5 if enough people deem it to be true

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

This is exactly what I'm saying lol

[KimmySchmit]

Converting them to diabetes maybe.

[Anonymous]

I doubt it, Christianity officially doesn't believe in lucky charms.

[BCRanger10]

😆😆😆 It'd be pretty based if it was!

[Still-alive]

hmm you could be onto something

[AngryCarl3]

You are what you eat.

[MrChinaski]

You are advising the cannibalism of Christians?

[Jeff51]

Don't think so

[fish5505_87]

I never really ever looked at them! 🤔😳

[beefcakebradybatson]

I ate Lucky Charms cereal as a lad !!!

[eagle1951]

i would say no

[queenofcardio]

Interesting

[Dargil]

***yawn***