Search Results: How do I move on

I currently am employed at a high school as a custodian, however I was moved temporarily for now to elementary, but I feel like I like elementary better and would get along there better because I have been a Pre+K teachers assistant and I have worked with elementary school ages kids in the past for church activities. High school just always seemed more bleh to me. Plus the people are a little more cagey.

Rules: me or the bear has to become completely immobile from fighting and can't move. It can also be life or death.

Ok so apparently, everyone that I know is telling me I can't take on a 190lb black bear. I am 5'8 24 Male and 200lbs. I trained jiu jitsu for a year and a half, wrestling for a year, judo for 4 months, and MMA striking for a year. I am pretty sure in a fight, there's a good chance I'm beating that bear's ass unarmed and it will get seriously injured. Don't get me wrong I'll probably get seriously injured but not as bad as the bear. If it bites me and holds on, I'll poke its eye and it will back off and it's vision is fucked. If it charges at me, I'll sprawl and take it's back and hold on. It's going to tire out because I'm heavier and it will try to get me off by thrash around and I'll hold on. I can start my attack by breaking its legs. It won't be able to claw at me since its legs are so short, it will have to get extremely close to me. I think it will probably be 50/50 tho. I can probably take on a bear maybe 10lbs heavier than me, anything more than that, then I am cooked. I saw the average female black bear weighs only 100-150lbs in California so I'm definitely winning. The bear's arsenal is only really its mouth and its claws which its legs are extremely short and it would be extremely difficult for it to claw me. Apparently, I told this to people and they think the bear would win every time.