Search Results: morals

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A woman hailed a taxi from the airport. On their way downtown the driver raced through a red light. "Excuse me," she said, "but did you see that you just ran that light?"

Don't worry, I always do that," he explained. "My brother taught me to drive, and I learned that from him."

"Good heavens!" she gasped in a panic a few minutes later as the taxicab went flying full speed through a stop sign.

"Never mind - my brother always does that too," he said.

As they approached a green light, however, he came to a screeching halt. "Now why on earth did you stop for the green light, after running all the others? she asked.

"You never know," he said, shaking his head. "My brother might be coming."

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Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine cards doused in French Perfume signed "Guess Who?"

She's a divorce lawyer.

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A magician was performing on an ocean liner but every time he did a trick, a talking cat in the audience would yowl, "It's not magic, you're a phony!"

When the ship sank , the magician and the cat landed in the same lifeboat. "Okay," said the cat with a sigh. "Enough's enough. What did you do with the ship?

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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good that he starting roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. THE MORAL: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut ~Will Rogers

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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works ~Will Rogers

Can someone please give me advice. I matched with a guy on a dating app and we are in two different countries. We have stated that we are exclusively getting to know each other and to let the other person knows if that changes. I made us take the attachment test and we found out that he’s secure and I’m anxious. Because of the time differences we aren’t able to speak for that long however during the day we don’t have that much communication (which is bothering me). They message me in the morning and I message them back and I don’t hear from them until 11pm their time, which is when they are about to go to sleep. I’ve mentioned that I don’t like their communication style and they say they’ll work on it but it’s gotten worse tbh. I know they are busy and have a lot on their plate, so I’m trying to be understanding but it’s getting to me. I like is it a me issue or we just aren’t compatible. How am i suppose to get to know someone if we aren’t in communication… I don't know or am I being childish? I’ve always been huge on communication but I’m like is it bc I truly care about it or is it my attachment style playing a part in it. Also, we’ve only known each other for 3 months so it’s fairly new. Am I putting too much expectation on it? I don’t want to keep bringing it up because I have like 4 times. Should I end it because of communication issue. I do like him, his morals etc, there are something I don’t agree with him (which I think is normal bc it’s not everything you’ll agree with someone on) & I’d like to continue knowing him but I don’t know if I should. Someone please advise & thank you.