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i was going to spend the weekend with my friend steve and his wife taylor. Taylor has never really liked me i dont think.

i go to house and Taylor starts complaning, your covered in oil. why are you covered in oil? Im sorry, steve is my best friend. I dont need to get dressed up for your pleasure. I was toying around under my pickup. She says do you have a change of clothes? who plans on staying for a weekend and dosent bring clothes? again im not here to be mr GQ.

steve gives me clothes. i tossed mine in the corner. im so sorry you have beige walls and i happen to get allittle on your walls. so she starts yelling AGAIN. i threw them in the wash. Well Some how the washer breaks. something about screws and bolts in my pocket that jammed up in the gap in the wash. so sue me.
Saturday i was staying in their sons room. I decided to excercise. I do a set of 200 up downs
because i have bad wrists i do it on their sons bed. well unbeknowst to me the bread couldnt hold a 245lb man and i go slamming through the base board. The wife, who i am at my wits end at this point comes over to yell. im sorry i have bad wrists toots. So at dinner that night i basically gave steve a ultimatium, either its me or your wife. i admit i went to far here. I may of overstepped my bounds.

now im on the couch even though they have another bed. morning there arguing. taylor said i want him out ASAP. it was 6am they were going to pick up their son from college. i go back to sleep and the worst happens, a wet dream, on my friends couch. in my friends underwear. it was not coming out from either. the washer was broken. i panicked. i threw the boxers behind their head board. i sprayed fabreez on the couch but it made it worse. so i took off. in just a white t shirt. jumped in my truck and got the hell out. week later i call but no answer. im convinced the wife talked him into not talking to me. i dont think i was that bad of a house guest. do you think i screwed up? or is his wife to blame?

My ex and I fought about my past. She was my closest friend for 2 years before we got together. We fought cause it was really recent and I once replied to a fuck buddy that I was with 2 weeks before we dated. She found out. Reply happened 6 months ago and she still bought it up. It happened a week into us dating. I blocked all the exes for her. She would bring up the reply. 3 times we had fought about it and it resulted in her calling me a "man whore" or an "asshole" we would apologize and move on. The last time I told her I am done. I told her to "fuck off" and she said "you suck in bed anyways." I told her she is "emotionally abusive." She got really sad and apologized like crazy for a week. During this week I started dating and sleeping with a female co worker (I always told my girlfriend that she wasn't anyone to me). I told my ex, while she was apologizing, about the new girl and she blocked me. Now I feel like a dick? What do I do?