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When I grew up 🤳🏻 📱 these were only just coming onto the shelves. Aka mid 2007 to late 2007.

Then forward to 2009 ⏩ more popular then by 2012 / 2015 it was unmissable 🧿🤳🏻📱photo sourced from internet

Thoughts? Personally I sometimes still could pick up a dumb phone aka a basic phone with a keypad, no touch screen, and have zero issues. Why? For as long as internet services on a desktop laptop, ATMs, payphones, and options for hardcopy still all exist - life can still be loved and lived with non smartphone. Beauty of no socials either besides call or SMS text. 📱 Or 📞 doesn't have the U shape. Lol.

I can’t get dates and I can’t get matches. I tried a new dating site and to my horror. Nil matches and activity. I went my whole life without a girlfriend
The older I become the more it seems less likely to happen. I work so hard that after work I feel exhausted and there’s no where to meet girls. I’ve given up alcohol too so that takes away a lot of socialising. Girls don’t even show any interest in me anyway. I feel like I would get more success if I were a gay man and not straight 🤦
Even if I were to meet a girl I don’t know how to date and move things forward. I question if dating has always been this impossible or if it is to do with modern abundance and quest for perfection, social media’s standards of a ripped body. Who knows…. but it seems way harder than getting my degree.

No I'm not a vlogger.

I realise for the purposes of this question, the irony of this GAG account and as an introvert (lol, yes, irony, again?). I was watching snippets or skippings of the Bieber vlogs on YouTube lately "as he's a streamer* and then I watched a bit of Kai Trump (I didn't know that relative existed or had a vlog via a YouTube channel, until tonight (yes that's a nod to the nostalgia of Recess Schools Out if you remember Principal Prickly says as much "until today" when he looks at this old peace sign pendant ✌🏻🕊️ towards the films conclusion). Classic Disney.

Anyways - what do you make of vloggers? Are you a vlogger? Doesn't it kind of become... too many eyeballs?

Hell i think it becomes too many eyeballs. While I'm running my mouth here, merrily and humbly as always, as an amateur observational comedian "how's about being a nobody - of course it's ruined now since that's been taken for two theatrical movies - yet I think there's a lot to be said for the joy of being a "actual nobody" - few socials, few presence online, and not vlogging or filming even point of view, every waking moment of our lives"

How' did i do there? Anyways. Peace 🙏🏻 ✌🏻👀😋🫣😈

Personally, unlike those films about "a Nobody" I for one just like being a standard stock character in real life, a nobody. I'm just another face in the crowd, or keeping to my own self. Yes, minus the irony of this GAG. Which I'll probably delete or leave anyways lol y'all know me, GAG, becomes tedious and publicity I'm not one for. Blah 😛🥳😶