What is the probability of becoming a crazy, old cat lady?

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This question is brought to you by the creeping insecurities that gnaw at me late at night as I lay under the covers after another busy day of spreading the joy that is me across social media platforms for all my adoring fans and followers.

Insecurities brought on by my evil, middle sister who somehow cracked the impenetrable walls of my denial and planted seeds of doubt about my extraordinary narcissism and cute, adorable, awesome wonderfulness by informing me I have an 89.9% percent probability rate of becoming a crazy, old cat lady.

I mean on one hand if I make a few cats happy I'm ok with that but on the other, no, this is not my biggest aspiration in life. My biggest aspiration, as I informed my parents at the age of 7, was to run away to Hollywood and be a superstar and that would make them feel really bad for the horrors they had inflicted upon me by forcing me to tend to chickens and denying me social media access.

However, those goals didn't quite come to full fruition since when I reached the end of the driveway I got cold and hungry and realized I forgot "Snugglez" my teddy bear and my dog and my cat and I wanted to bring the pigs too and so, crushed and defeated by the cold harshness of reality and a brisk, fall day, I went home and felt sorry for myself for the next few years.

So now, as I lay there in the cold, silent chill of night, I wonder if the seeds of doubt planted by my evil, middle sister could somehow , possibly be true and are already growing inside me, slowly, so slowly transforming me from awesome narcissist with followers howling for more of my awesome narcissism to awesome narcissist with furry followers howling for cat food. And I wonder, what is the probability of becoming a crazy, old cat lady?

This is a present Random received from her evil middle sister. Do you not see the horrors she must endure.

Summeroflove · Accepted Answer

If you’re talking about a woman who never marries despite wanting to be married and ends up crazy with 100 cats. Well… there is a few ways this happens.

Number one is having unrealistic standards that she never holds herself to. Nobody is ever good enough and the type of men that she can pick from aren’t the ones she wants. Sure, maybe if she’s attractive looking she can get men who are the players, bad boys, fuckboys, etc to sleep with her but never long term relationships. Eventually she just becomes old too old to have children and never marries.

The alternative is that she reaches a age where she says “oh shit I’m getting old now” and picks a man to marry. Then the marriage eventually fails especially if she’s cheating and ends up alone. Possibly this happens a few times.

Another is the opposite… a woman with zero standards. Will sleep and be with any snake in the dirt that will be with her. Wonders where the good men are after she picked the worst of them and ends up hating men.

Both these types of women tend to have a lot of issues with men in general. Including men they don’t even know and never did anything to them… These women tend to chase off men.

There is women out there who aren’t crazy cat ladies who just never found the right man. They don’t hate men… they just never found the right person to marry or stay married to.

OneViewpoint · Accepted Answer

Based on a review and analysis of the entirety of your GAG content (questions and replies) there is a 97.327% chance you end up as a cat lady. 67.995% chance you end up crazy. And 55.228% chance you also end up angry and neighbors refer to you as "Karen". This could be worse.

Screenwriter · Accepted Answer

Well, are there crazy old cat ladies in your family? Genetic predisposition could be a predictor. Do you intend to have cats for the rest of your life. Might mean "cat lady" can't be your moniker if you won't. Crazy and old happens far more often because older people are mentally and physically nickel and dimed to death with the insanity of the world and finally exhausted from it and start screaming!

There is a chance. WHAT that chance is... depends on your resilience. Good luck!.

NoDecision · Accepted Answer

No as there are only 6 cats there, and you need at least 12 to be a "crazy" cat lady. Is that a genuine toy? I want one!

ohsheeT · Answer

Well when I lay down I to think of cat and planting seeds well not really planting them more like making a big mess with them sharing them

So fir now on before you get in bed know more thinking about your evil middle sister.

That's the last thing in the world I'm going to do is think about a family member when I get in bed

I need to go to sleep happy happy

If you go through that night mare again and wake up you can always send me a message and if I'm on I will answer and tell you a bed time story so you dont have to go through that again lol

Lliam · Answer

That was some super funny creative writing.

I'm 100% certain that I won't become a crazy, old cat lady. But I may become a grumpy old man. I'm getting there.

I do like cats, though. My wife currently have three - two 6 month old kittens who are brother and sister, and a 7 year old, 20 lb, super fluffy, marmalade orange boy named Poatie (POTUS - the orange man).

Twodogs0525 · Answer

My dad was on track of becoming a crazy cat lady. He had strays from all over coming to him for food and shelter. He even tried making some of them house cats, then one gloomy Sunday morning, his favorite cat bit him. I still find cat skeletons when I walk around my childhood yard/woods.

sage2021 · Answer

What makes you think that you are going to live long enough to be old in the first place?

ln almost most all of your posts you say that you are drunk, or going to get drunk, or you were drunk.

I don't think you're liver will last long enough for you to be an old cat lady, or just an old lady l, period.

Sorry 😔

RavVid · Answer

Do cats actually like you?

It is going to be hard to be a crazy cat lady if the cats don't like you.

Sure feeding them helps but it is not everything. My housemates cat is fed by her but he doesn't like her. He prefers to hang out with me.

Zero chance of her becoming a crazy cat lady cause they'll just leave her.

Staximus · Answer

I've lived in Los Angeles county my whole life. Hollywood is a shit show. It would be a total 180 from your current lifestyle. You'll either love it, or that place would be like chains of lead on your soul, dragging you down into the pit of despair. Just find a good farm dude and have a few kids to chase around your cats and continue the farming legacy.

Likes2drive · Answer

I think these days there’s going to be more and more Cat ladies because they don’t have realistic standards for obtaining a boyfriend so there’s going to be a lot more lonely, single women getting cats so I would start investing in stocks for cat food, lol

Beckybooboo · Answer

The wild cats by me are insane! They never really bother us but I always see them when I walk our trails. They kind of scare me, so, I feel I will never become one. I might become a crazy dog lady.

CherryLove007 · Answer

When your evil sister buys you this sweater than i think it's game over. Cry

purplepoppy · Answer

It depends on if you have the cat nip gene. It gives your sweat a faint odour of cat nip that only cats can smell. Without the gene your just normal regular crazy.

exitseven · Answer

I have known a few crazy cat ladies in my time. I do not think you have anything to worry about. I know that since I am a guy I do not have to worry either.

FreyaRed · Answer

The cance is very high you become what you want to become.

Nikki1989 · Answer

Considering the other options, a cat lady doesn't sound all bad.

abc3643 · Answer

You know, there's a lot to be said about being a crazy cat lady if you can afford it.

Circushowcowboy · Answer

like I’ve always said, If you can’t become a superstar, the cat lady is the best thing, really. That way, you’re a star forever in the eyes of the felines you tend to,

slatyb · Answer

What do you want? Why are you afraid this will be your fate?

FunkyMonkee · Answer

It only takes one cat to start! Rumour has it, the cats cause the craziness to start.

LiamJHayden · Answer

You're 25 and quirky. You'll probably be happily married within a decade.

Sal_Monella · Answer

That's the end point of the Feminist movement.

shortster · Answer

Before 3rd wave feminism 1 in a million; now 1 in 10.

msg321 · Answer

%100 you will be a crazy old cat lady in the future. That is for sure.

lightbulb27 · Answer

its very high with six cats. however, if you throw all the cats outside, your chances of freedom are much greater.

Xawyx-2 · Answer

Depends, but it's usually about 15,78% :P

douride2 · Answer

No I'm safe. I don't like cats.

AngryCarl2 · Answer

Do you like cats?

msc545 · Answer

My cat Allister rejects this question.,.

beenherebefore · Answer

50/50.

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