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This happened on my second date with this guy at the mall. Tbh I wasn’t really feeling it after the first,, he’s pretentious and opinionated and would constantly talk down to me like I assume he must do to all women. But he’s generous so I figured I could get him to buy me a few things, you know, before officially ending things. Anyways I noticed his fly had started to unzip itself about halfway into our date, and it rapidly devolved into the spectacle you see in the pic. He was oblivious and ended up walking around like that for at least a couple of hours. I thought about telling him but ultimately I couldn’t resist the chance to parade him around in public and watch him embarrasses himself 😈. Lots of people saw but funnily enough nobody said anything! It was only when he leaned in for a kiss at the end that I pointed it out 😂 Yes, I’m a bitch but trust me he deserved it