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You're Not Funny, You're Just an A**hole
You're not funny, you're just an asshole. Picture of myself so I can keep this dumb theme going. Unpopular opinion time! I mean this is my first MyTake so I'll try my best to be super opinionated and give nobody the...
Clinically Nocturnal: The Night Owl Life Chose Me
We've all known someone that stays awake all night long, and then drags all through the next day. They just can't seem to get their sleeping habits in check. Maybe they're studying, or playing video games; maybe there's...
10 Signs He's Just Not That Into You
Does he like me? This is a subject widely talked about everywhere between girls, on our group chats asking our girl friends to give us their opinions on the guy we like, countless movies, books, TV shows, and websites...
Does the no contact rule work on guys who are very stubborn and are prideful?
Okay so my boyfriend always uses the "Leaving you card" on me and so 2 days ago he broke up with me and it felt for real this time and then I ended up calling him that same day telling him we can sort this out as the...
Who's up for a bit of philosophy?
Is anyone up for a light-hearted conversation picking apart any particular idea or topic? Examples I'm happy to debate and pick at (with or against you), but not limited to: Flat earth (the earth is round) Christianity...
A Control Mechanism: Religion With Secrets and Dogmas
Whenever you hear about cults you think to yourself "What is wrong with these people that they would get into this and stay there, give all of their money to these people who are obviously swindling them and ruining their...
Want to be a Cheerleader: Don't Be "Thick"
I was watching a recent episode on CMT of "Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders: Making the Team," which is a reality show about the 8 week process, plus auditions, of young women trying out for and hopefully making the prestigious...
Is he being distructive to keep my mind busy?
Guys in 6month relation. Recently we broke up for good. was 12 days ago. 3 weeks ago he asked for a break and we agreed. but he asked me to stay at his place for some personal reasons. anyway when came back by chance i...
Why I Hate the Term "Snowflake" and Anything Like It.
Note 1: If this was labeled as "sexual behavior", that is wrong as I set the label to "society and politics" at least five times Note 2: This is the first part of a series of MyTakes that I plan to write. Before people...
Is he conciously doing it how I know?
Guys in 6month relation. Recently we broke up for good. was 12 days ago. 3 weeks ago he asked for a break and we agreed. but he asked me to stay at his place for some personal reasons. anyway when came back by chance i...
(PART 6) How did I get myself into this mess? How do I find the happiness within me?
once i saw that i immediately replied & sent him a pic of the cinema screen & told him i was in the cinema & apologised. at the end of the movie i sent a selfie of my friend & i as proof. but he still didn't believe me....
5 Hilarious Yet Inappropriate Things Parents Have Said To Me, a Teacher (Summer School Edition)!
Anyone who follows me has probably seen my other two MyTakes, 5 Hilarious Yet Inappropriate Things Parents Have Said To Me, A Teacher and 5 More Hilariously Inappropriate Things Parents Have Said To Me, A Teacher ....
Don't Do It! Don't Do It! . . . Damn, You Did It!
This is another rewrite of an earlier myTake about the folly of attempting to reconcile failed relationships. This is NOT directed at couples who break up for reasons that do not relate to the quality of the relationship,...
Guys: Here's what girls REALLY Want (and Why 50 Shades Doesn't Prove Me Wrong)
60% of the people on earth are female, and 40% are male...may the odds be ever in your favor. I can't predict what every girl on earth wants, but I did have to interview more than 100 people working on a dating project. I...
Dating: The Rule of 3
A lot of GaG'ers, especially the gentlemen, ask about dating advice. As a 48 year old man separated from his wife for just over three years with no chance of getting back together, I reflected on some of the dating tips I...
FAQ You Gag! A Collection of Our Beloved Frequently Asked Questions
Disclaimer: This is NOT supposed to offend or hurt anyone's feelings/belief or whatever. This IS supposed to be a nice and funny myTake. However, if you feel hurt, I can't help you, but I can surely help you laugh....
The Ectoplasm of Ghosting
Ghosting is a terrible fate. it creeps into your mind when you wake up...why didn't they hit me back? I wasn't even into that person, but for some reason I'm really bothered by them doing this. I want to call them or...
Don't Talk To The Cops
Many of us are law abiding citizens and so the idea that we would have to deal with cops for any other reason, other than calling about an emergency situation, seems almost foreign, but it can happen, and because of this...
Why did he break things off just 2days after an amazing time together and him telling me how much he likes me?
i was dating a great guy for 6wks. He told me he really likes me a lot, the way he looked at me i knew he had strong feelings for me. you can't fake feelings you have for someone when you look at someone and do things he...
She's mad at me, what do I do?
Okay so this girl I met this September, I was pretty good friends with her in gym class. So we were playing a badminton game, and she was my duo. She's not very good, so she let me do most of the hitting. I asked her if...
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