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Search Results: taking care of your ass
Some experienced words of wisdom...
I wanted to share some life lessons I learned the hard way in the hopes that others can perhaps take them to heart. Perhaps it'll inspire you. These are opinionated, true, and your mileage may vary... so take them with a...
AlienIshboo
Xper 5 Age: 39 How I wrote over 100,000 words in my novel, in 41 days
Current time 6:15PM, I am taking a mini break from writing to write this article, in hopes of helping out a fellow aspiring writer, or anyone really. My current word count is 103,808 words, and today is the 41st day....
ikissedtheskyonce
Editor Age: 32 Men how do want to be loved?
I've learned so much as I have gotten older. I'm a lot more wiser now. So far I have learned, 1. be honest to your man no matter what. 2. men love compliments. Just simple compliments like how much you appreciate him or...
WantAnswersNow
Xper 6 Age: 37 Things Never to Say/Do to Someone with a Wheelchair/Service Dog
1. “I’m only parking here for five minutes.” No, you’re really not. It’s a disabled bay and you don’t have a permit, so get out of my space. I need this larger bay to get my wheelchair out of my car. Move. 2. “What have...
MasqueradeMassacreTM
Xper 6 Age: 32 5 More Hilariously Inappropriate Things Parents Have Said To Me, A Teacher
After seeing the rave reviews of my first Take, 5 Hilarious Yet Inappropriate Things Parents Have Said To Me, A Teacher , I decided to do a part 2 and, not only that, but I’m also going to do it without the anonymous...
What would you do if a public school told you you do not have permission to walk your child 1000 feet to school?
So me and my sister live 1000 feet from the school her son goes to see is a single mother and I am currently helping her out taking care of her son The principal of the school noticed me picking him up and her dropping...
Stoner710
Guru Age: 32 Overlooked Practices In Dating
So, as some of you may be aware, I am getting married here in a few days. I am excited as hell to finally be married to the love of my life. Thinking about that, I have looked back on how I got to the place I am today: it...
Nice_Guy_Last
Yoda Age: 33 10 Things I Appreciate in a Woman
There are a lot of great things about women. And if my previous MyTake titled "In Honor of Femininity: The 5 Things I Love Most About Women " has been forgotten, the things I love most about them are their cuteness,...
JRICHARDS1996
Editor Age: 30 Roasting Men and Religion: Shoving Both Into the Fire (SATIRE)
My god people, the stuff these men are up to these days is just too much, okay? Ima take you guys through this nice and slow, and I'll use plenty of pictures for your stupid asses so it's easier for you to stay focused....
Anonymous
(30-35) Why I, And a Lot of Men, Will Probably Never Get a Girlfriend
Women are a very important aspect of making this world go round. They give birth to our children and they keep us men happy, but a lot of women are hard to get. It's like a game. Whoever gets the girl wins and some men...
Anonymous
(25-29) What I Learned From Pretending To Be A Ditz For A Week
I recently took it upon myself to become a ditz. Not literally, but in an acting sense. For one week I spoke to guys on Facebook, in public, and other social media platforms with the intention of coming across as a...
Anonymous
(25-29) I boyfriend out of line or am, I?
An associate if mine must have had a crazy night, drinking and partying and yadayada. Nbd. Anyway, her boyfriend posted a pic of her wasted with him patting her back. Captioned:taking care if her drunk ass again. I get...
Anonymous
(25-29) How to Be Happy by Realizing Your Problems Don’t Matter
DISCLAIMER: I'm long winded even in text. If you want to skip my little introduction here, I won't be #offended. I know, I haven’t written a take in forever. Sorry folks, #life happens and June/July happen to be very busy...
Do You Have Toxic Friends? 10 Questions You Need to Ask Yourself
Most of us have that one friend. The friend that drains us so much, that after associating ourselves with them leaves us drained emotionally. They pick us apart, put us down, and leech off of us, all with a fake smile on...
Why "Fitness Shaming" Others is Just Pathetic
**Why Fitness Shaming Is Pathetic** There has been an overabundance of questions and mytakes on this on this website pertaining to this topic. It's getting to a point where I almost catch myself laughing at some of these...
Fearless_banana
Yoda Age: 32 Story Of My Life: This Father's Day Is For My Mother
I was born into a poor family, my father was always at work or out with a girlfriend while I was with my grandparents, because my dad didn't want me with my mom. I grew up moving around a lot and no matter where I lived,...
SweetHomicidalQueen
Editor Age: 27 How to get someone to see they are being a jerk?
I will keep it short. My boyfriend of 4 1/2 years is going through I guess a change in his life. He finally made friends is going to therapy taking Prozac etc. He has no problems w our relationship except one thing. If...
Anonymous
(30-35) 6 Signs That Prove Your Significant Other Loves You
I tend to refer more to a man, as I am female. However, the pronouns he can be used interchangeably for she, as this advice can be beneficial to both male and female. 1. He/she supports you dreams and efforts A partner...
Amanda2
Explorer Age: 35 Unhealthy and Unhappy? 5 of Your Lamest Myths and Excuses
The days are getting longer and warmer, and you're staring at yourself in the mirror, dreading the meaning behind the weather shift: "Damn, I'll have to wear less clothing, and for a longer period of time every day. And I...
Fathoms77
Editor Age: 47 8 Ways You Ladies Can Make Dating Easier On Guys
1. CUT OUT THE CREEP SHAMING https://www.youtube.com/embed/hbeEuYAZFL4 It's bad enough having to do nearly all of the approaching and having that anxiety of facing a humiliating rejection, but many women take it a step...
BubbleBoy69
Editor Age: 33 