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Personally, though longer swimming trunks are more common in my area, I've always preferred the shorter ones. They made swimming a lot easier, and gave my legs a really good tan rather than just tanning my calves and leaving my knees and thighs pale.

I used to get made fun of for wearing shorter trunks, but these says I actually get more compliments than insults.

And I'm the faster swimmer of my friends and family, who all wear the long ones, so joke's on them.

Plus, I think thighs are cute and sexy.

I mostly just write for fun, and I am not a very good writer, but here we go, lol.

Richard- The main character. He's shy and sometimes has trouble expressing himself, but if someone is in trouble and he's nearby, he's almost always willing to help. He often feels insecure about his nerdy/geeky interests and overthinks things a lot, but he's working on becoming a more confident person, and someone he himself and others can rely on.

Julio- The secondary protagonist. The opposite of Richard. Though very short in height for a man, only 5'4, and super skinny as well, he's very confident, outgoing, and adventurous. He's also incredibly strong for someone his size, always stands up for his meek buddy Richard, and is actually beginning a weight gaining journey since he's been underweight most of his life.

Luna- A very sarcastic woman with a dark sense of humor, but who actually means no harm and just wants the best for everyone. Despite her tough exterior she can be extremely sweet and loving. She has a crush on Richard, and he does like her back, but he's so oblivious he can't tell if she likes him or not. She teases him a lot with playful banter, but often catches herself going a bit too far, and she apologizes every time.

Adrian- The main antagonist. A grossly overweight man (632 pounds) who is tired of skinny or muscular man taking the spotlight over fat men. As such, he has built a secret club, "Fatties R Awesome", to start a rebellion against anyone who weighs less than 300 pounds of fat. He eventually plans to spread this rebellion throughout the whole world, though it's quite an unrealistic goal. Don't judge him for his size, as he's an extremely experienced sumo wrestler who can run at 30 miles per hour, pick up trucks, and jump 10 feet into the air. At first everyone thought the club was a joke, but it began to grow big and powerful.

And that's it, lol. Weird ass concept/idea, but it's what my mind can come up with.