11 Random Mindblowing Life Tips

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Hi, I sometimes write down random tips whenever I hear them. Especially when they make me go "wow".


I'll be out somewhere, I see the way people act and jolt some stuff down. Some are original, some are not. But they've been tested.

This is the game of life from my eyes

11 Random Mindblowing Life Tips


Money > Power > Bitches (Don't brag)
is one of the best methods to get hot girls. But never brag. Go to cheap dates, this will make it NOT about the money.


She will stalk you, and your other friends/other people will Brag for you! People bragging/talking for you will make you look humble. Be modest and unaccepting of any praise in front of people. Girls will chase you. This will make people like you more and that's why it works.

11 Random Mindblowing Life Tips


Minds of the rich (how to gold dig and make powerful friends)

Most powerful and rich people value family a lot. True rich, not middle class. This is because family is something you cannot buy. Talk to them and that conversation will always pop up :). Thank me later you gold digging bunnies.

11 Random Mindblowing Life Tips


Act like a loser, play it like a winner - It will defeat any enemy

You don't want to be successful and have too many people watching your every move. While you have don't know who to watch, people will feel sorry and like you more if you act poorly. Always say you do not deserve something when you're offered something. Act like humble...weak even (in the eyes of your enemies) People like you more and your enemies ignore you and see you as a puppet. You watch them sleep.

Go right when they think you'll go left

11 Random Mindblowing Life Tips


Your reputation is everything.
Be assertive and stick up for what you believe in but respect the opposition (in public, the first person to lose their cool, loses his reputation). Do you think I can be an influencer on this site now? LOL
Character?

LOL What people think of you is important. Ever been to a job interview? Oh and people will always hate you so don't worry about it :)

11 Random Mindblowing Life Tips

Anger

Who cares about the truth? Do you really have to be right? Do you think you will get a result talking while angry or clearheaded? Your mind isn't there that's why it doesn't work.

11 Random Mindblowing Life Tips

Stupidity

Never disregard an opinion because someone sounds stupid. Wise people listen to them and think you're stupid. Smart people think they're stupid. Sometimes they talk stupid. Dumb people think they're smart. There are stupid people. but intelligent people are the ones who do more drugs and depressed and lonely. Maybe just don't judge and you'll feel happier. You have a little think about that.

Want to be strong?

Strong people are strong when they admit defeat and thank their opponent for helping them become aware of their own mistakes.

11 Random Mindblowing Life Tips


Dating an unlucky woman
People are unlucky and tragic like they can't catch a break. stay away from them. 95%+ of the time you can't change anything. You think you can but you can't. People change themselves when they realize it themselves. Usually after a breakup, meltdown and hitting rock bottom.

LOGIC DOES NOT WORK WITH MOST WOMEN. I don't care how hot she is (okay I do if she's really hot I'm so sorry). Your logic will fail against her tears (That's why people get on her side).
See? women are smarter.

11 Random Mindblowing Life Tips

Every day get up, make your bed and take a cool/cold shower. For some reason, this kicks your motivation into a mini-overdrive.

11 Random Mindblowing Life Tips


Every joke is inspired by the truth, that's why it's funny. So every joke has some truth in it.

11 Random Mindblowing Life Tips


Heroes but we're ungrateful
The people that make us laugh the most are the most depressed. The people that try to help others the most are going through the deepest pain. The people who fuck around a lot, got hurt the hardest in the past.

11 Random Mindblowing Life Tips


Photos with natural smiles
A natural smile is the most beautiful....when it's natural. If your taking a picture of a group of people. Just count to 3....but keep counting. 4,5,6,7,8. People will eventually start laughing and you ready your camera shot for it. You'll get great natural smiles from everyone. It is very beautiful

11 Random Mindblowing Life Tips

Thanks for reading.

I feel these are true, so I wrote them down for the lulz. Testing...everyday learning to be a better person. They work. I understand my I'm weak so if these can help me I hope they will help you too.


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