Do you fart openly in front of your BF/GF?

[naughty_rosie]

I try not to fart in public but I do it in front of people who I feel comfortable with them. One of my male friend says that "girls fart silently and blame guys". But I don't do it and only say like "sorry I farted" or "can you smell it?" when I fart. I fart around my boyfriend and male friends all the time and they fart in front of me too (actually I fart more than them haha). Sometime we have the competitions of fart and I always beat them cuz I can fart louder and produce smellier one lol. Is there anyone here fart around their partners?

[MiskatonicPhD]

Eventually, even the sweetest romance hits the uncomfortable first fart. If it might dispel some of the first blush with, possibly more blushing, almost all known couples neither surely die nor move far away. Ladies are cute and always forgiven. If the guy doesn't then feel that any time is a good time to let fly he probably keeps most of his masculine whatever drew her to begin with. Of course if he farts ON her, it's cause for murder at least.

[Applefan1]

I don't have a girlfriend but if she did not mind me farting openly in front of her I would be ok with it. I know I would have no problem with a girl farting around me. She will only get a sore bloated and sick tummy from holding it in and I would not want that for a girl. If she farted it would feel good for her so my attitude for a girl around me is let it loose girl. It is natural so I just think if you need to fart you need to fart.

[Applefan1]

It is interesting you fart more than your male friends, you can beat them at farting competitions, fart louder and do farts that reek way worse because that exactly confirms a study I read. This study said that in general a girls and women's digestive system produces 3 times more gas than a man's digestive system meaning that girls and women fart 3 times more often than boys and men. For example say a man and a women were on a 2 hour bus ride. Say the boy/man farted 6 times well the girl/woman would probably do 18 farts on that 2 hour bus ride that are all the same size as the boys/man's farts (3 times more gas from the woman) or if she was to do only 6 each of the six farts would probably be 3 times longer, louder and bigger than the boys/man's 6 farts (again 3 times more gas from the woman) simply because of the fact there would be a larger volume of gas coming out the girls/women's ass than the man's each time.

[Applefan1]

The fact girls/women get 3 times more gas than boys/men explains why you fart more than your male friends and can fart louder. Your digestive system produces probably about 3 times more gas than your male friends digestive system so this means you fart more often than them. Your farts are louder than your male friends farts because of the fact you simply have a larger volume of gas to dump out your ass with every fart, your male friends have less gas to come out their ass with each fart which makes their farts quieter than yours.

[Applefan1]

As for the smell well girls and women's farts generally have much higher levels of sulphur gases in them than boys and men's farts. This means that generally girls and women's farts reek way worse than boys and men's. This is why you do farts that reek way worse than your male friends because there is higher levels of sulphur gases in your farts than your male friends farts. Basically the gas that comes out your ass is dirtier than the gas that comes out your male friends ass. So all these things that I have mentioned is why you fart more often, louder and it reeks way worse when you fart than your male friends. The female digestive system is way dirtier than the male digestive system in general.

[Anonymous]

Never intentionally lol :) it happened on accident once or twice and both times he was tickling me and wouldn't stop when I told him to! I hate when he does that because I always get super mbarrassed and blush so pink ahaha :) He does it just to mess with me because other than those two times I have a clean record of not farting (which he finds endlessly amusing/entertaining) lol :)

[MaskofInsanity]

Hell no. This isn't about being shy or uncomfortable, its about manners and its just how I was raised. I don't do those things in front of anyone.

Some of my guy mates openly let it rip in front of me and I usually just throw a pillow or something at them in semi disgust. Not a big deal but I'd rather they didn't. My bf is quite the gentleman though.

[WovenEclipse]

It took a few months for us both to fart openly, but now we do it all the time xD A weekend with my bf isn't complete until he sits on my face and farts repeatedly -____- Then I always do silent ones what smell really horrible and cause him to have to leave the room :P We're both as bad as each other I guess.

[SurfRider]

Hot!

[yofuknutz]

I guess her fart clear the room so much that now she is inactive accounts

[Ava23]

I barely ever fart. It's probably bc I burp a LOT. I only fart around once every 5 days, and most of my farts are tiny. But I've farted in front of my ex 2 times. They were louder than my usual farts (not too loud tho) so I was really embarrassed 😂 he was a bit disgusted.
I've only farted once in public, and it was a small one. It looked like two strangers heard it tho.

But I burp in public and in front of people I'm dating ALL the time, bc I generally burp a lot. I can't help it, they just slip out

[dudes817]

My ex was like this. Burped constantly, barely farted

[strlb]

Yes, I will fart in front of my girlfriend or a chick that I feel comfortable with. In fact, I find it arousing when chicks talk openly about it and actually admit they do. Smelly them from a chick is a turn on

[Socal99]

Do you ever fart in your boyfriend's face or would you ever if he had a fetish and what makes you naughty Rosie

[SteamBuns]

I'm not sure why but I love when girls Fart lol It turns me on

[Anonymous]

I fart around him all the time. I prefer to have my gas outside of my body.

[DirtyLemon]

personally i think its embberesing to fart in front of other people like ~ i did'nt even fart in front of my blood realitives when i was a child... let alone a boyfriend...

[Tmoney12345]

I do, I think it's an important building block of trust. Plus, it's fun!

[Anonymous]

yes. i especially like to fart when she's giving me head then hold her head down so she has to smell it.

[nickg6]

i think it is a natural thing nothing wrong with it..
some people indeed find it sexual..

[IWantYouu]

Nah, I will go to another room and fart then come back with apology

[SurfRider]

Yes, I am not holding it in.

[9mfeo]

I don't go out of my way. Flatulence happens.

[KhoryESM]

I’ve never really had one so no I haven’t yet

[EndyEnderman100]

PFFFFRBBBT! me after subway

[WingsOfSiren]

That's really hot how you fart so openly

[Robin441]

You are my dream girl 😍😍😍

[Flower-petal]

Ummm no