Do you fart/burp in front of your significant other?

[cupcakeluv20]

just wondering if this is something y'all do.
I've never farted in front of my boyfriend lol

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im just asking cause i see girls on Facebook saying how they always fart in front of their boyfriends and i didn't know if it was something normal? i dont purposely fart around anyone cause i think its gross lol

[Applefan1]

I don't have a significant other but if I did she could fart all she wanted around me in fact she could try and push as many farts out as she could and I would not mind. Our bodies, including girls bodies are designed to fart the moment we get gas no matter where we are even if we are in public. If we don't fart then we get an upset, sore and sick tummy. I would not want a girl feeling like that around me just from holding gas in so I have the attitude of girls "letting her ass speak when it wants to" lol. I am super comfortable with girls farting even if I am spooning with a girl or she is sitting on my knee she can just rip ass on me I don't care. If a girl got gas on the first date I would be thinking just fart I don't mind, even in a restaurant on the first date I would not mind if a girl farted. If I am having sex with a girl and she needs to fart that is fine to. If in any of these situations a girl farts and it reeks really bad then I also don't mine. It is about the girls comfort for me and lets face it it feels so good to just rip ass when you need to. :)

[metsfan421]

If me and my girlfriend have to burp or fart when we're around each other we do. No sense holding it in.

[metsfan421]

The first time I spent the night at her house she told me I farted twice in my sleep. I was embarrassed about it at first but she said she laughed and went back to sleep lol.

[AnonmyousChick]

After 4 years.. yes lol. Mainly burp and say excuse me but darting I've never felt comfortable darting around pellets period lol. But I have and he thinks it's cute, lol wtf I know. Yesterday we hung out after work and he was so tired so he fell asleep so early and I was watching netflix and we were laying completely sprawled out lol I was on my belly facing the TV and he was laying on his back but legs wide open on my butt. He was sound asleep and out of nowhere he farts and it was just cute because I turn around and he sleeps adorable but then the stench was just horrifying... followed by two more farts :/ I told him when he woke up and he didn't care lmao
Guess it's different for guys!

[AnonmyousChick]

Farting* lol wow

[Beatrice1865]

It’s not like that for guys. Most girls will fart without shame. I didn’t care when I was letting out farts in my sleep before we were even dating

[Misunderstoodvirgo6]

To me it going to happen I have done it around my ex plenty of times as well as he. And he died sometimes lmao Lol but I see it as the more im comfortable the more I can be myself and feel a stronger connection and then later on can see the relationship if we both wanted to take the next step.

[ChinaxDoll]

Yup Yup and Yup. My love has farted on me and it was like ew. but we still laughed, and he was like im sorry. I burp a lot around him, on him, next to him.
We're human. :)

[Anonymous]

All the time, on purpose. He thinks it’s cute and funny.

[Anonymous]

No that;s disgustign. I dont burp/fart inf ront of amnyone, especially my girlfriend. thats not sexy

[cazza3]

After 12 years - yeah, and worse

[Anonymous]

No! I never have and hopefully never will

[justbeinghonest]

Does queefing count?

[cupcakeluv20]

eh nah not really since that isn't something you can stop and its not something girls will intentionally do

[justbeinghonest]

Oh. Then no. I like being girly in front of my babe. So no farts no burps. Hopefully I can hold em forever.
Those Facebook status are just crap. People want to parade their relationships online pretending they are cool and loving. Those couples are always fighting and always questioning if they still love each other. Then they break up out of nowhere. People that have to post every second of their life are people that have nothing going on and make a big deal out of small crap.
Facebook is fake.