Do you fart in front of people you're dating?

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I've been with my boyfriend for 8 months, and I've only started doing it in front of him for the past 2 or 3 months 😂

He's pretty much done it from the beginning though, so I thought it was unfair that he could do it and I couldn't, so I started doing it myself. He doesn't really care lol.

What do you think of your boyfriend/girlfriend doing it in front of you?

rjroy3 · Accepted Answer

Lol, I don't let it rip around women in general. I'll burp openly, but farting I tend to leak out silently or in another room. I don't care how long you've been together. Certain things never have to be experience merely because you've been together "long enough". I don't care if i've been with a girl for 20 years. She doesn't need to be in the bathroom when I'm taking a shit, just because it's been long enough and "it's okay" lol. Some privacy is definitely still a good thing. Farting is a little different obviously, but it's one of the most unsexy things to do lol.

Frosteh · Accepted Answer

I remember doing it in bed under the duvet and then deliberately wafting it about. I think if you're close to someone that you really have to drop all of the normal human guards of politeness and let them know you're comfortable with them seeing you.

But it takes a while to get to that point, it's not appropriate first date material.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Oh my boyfriend and I started having burping competitions just a few weeks into the relationship. If you can't be a human in front of someone, why bother? At least that's me 😂

witherwing · Accepted Answer

I try not to, because he always has to point it out loud and laugh at me. But sometimes I just can't bother to go to the bathroom just for that.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I like catching my boyfriend with a good raster-blaster! Pays him back for his thunder-from-down-under!

sineater8 · Answer

Yes, I call it the 'is she fun' test. if I do it and I see the girl get genuinely offend by it I know she’s no fun and probably prudish and boring in bed. but if she laughs it off, or only feigns offense with a smile i know she understand the human body and is comfortable with it. if she turns around and rips her own and makes it louder, well, she’s a keeper.

TripleAce · Answer

arggg... nono... must get up and pretend to go the bathroom... OR pretend to like see something through the window that is located a few meters away that way you can walk over a bit... pretend to be paying attention to something --> let it rip... make up some bullshit to let the steamy gas pass through the fibres of your fabric...

Once the scent as dissipated enough and worked it's way up your shirt... you can calmly sit back down all nonchalant

Silver158 · Answer

Best to get it over and done with on the first date.

Although on a serious note. Was sitting on the couch once with a girl I was seeing at the time. Just chatting. And I had my legs on top of hers because comfy (And it was my turn dammit!). She made me laugh and I let rip. It was super loud but luckily not smelly.

BeerFarts · Answer

Expulsion of gas from one's rectum is a natural bodily function that should never be suppressed. Flatulating in front of loved ones is how you spread the love. When in doubt, let err rip!

PoliceLivesMatter · Answer

Only when they're eating lmfao.  Jk, no, I usually never do in reality. It's not that I'm self conscious of it, it's just that it doesn't happen a lot.

ritxi · Answer

I will do after the first time when we are a full day together. I have no problem if she farts in front of me. Moreover, I prefer to see her farting before she seeing me farting.

Jake0399 · Answer

Lol that shouldn't really bother anyone, everybody does it, can't really help it Besides, it's usually pretty funny anyways

Anonymous · Answer

not me, mine stink too much lol too much protein on my diet

JustCallMeLeon · Answer

The great fart milestone. Never did that and never had a girl that did it as well. Plus my farts stink way too much and the smell stays there. Like a mine.

bobdi · Answer

o m g i havnt a girlfriend hahaha so I dnt care I fart when I want hahahahahaha

TheDevilInside · Answer

yes. you have to be comfortable around each other. Take the mask off

тЯsH_9669 · Answer

Not on the fist date but when you know each other for a longer time it can be even funny

dominoid2017 · Answer

Fuuuck nooo! I would have no qualms breaking it off with a girl who thought that farting in front of me is okay. What's next? Ask him to hold your dirty tampon while you shove a new one in?

Bulgarian · Answer

I try not to but sometimes... you know. You eat beans?

hellacray · Answer

Like you stand in front of him then you cut the cheese? I'd drop kick you to the north pole.

Asad1ONE1 · Answer

I try never to pass around people lol. And mind if I say? I think women have it more difficult in this category due to their cleaner, fairer gender stereotype.

Mitch6192 · Answer

I'd be completley turned off if a girl farted in front of me tbh. She's loose her sexiness.

ToriaZitro · Answer

Yup! Me and my boyfriend actually have contests. On a scale from 1-10. How good of a burp, fart, or combo was. (Combo gets extra points)

TacosRAwesome · Answer

Unfortunately yes :( I really hate it but it happens.

Anonymous · Answer

I don't do it intentionally. If it happens, it happens.

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