There's a group on FB that is called "Making dirty innuendos about perfectly innocent things" and THAT is the best, when its awkwardly flirty. Or the ones from WoW:
"If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
"Your tag is showing...it says, made in heaven!"
"Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!"
Or pretty much anything you can add, "That's what she/he said."
-"Oh you got your new satellite? How'd you get it up so fast?"
-"Is that your new puppy? I've never seen one so tiny!"
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My favorite is a little thing I like to call: "The Goat". It's basically when you pull down your pants, bend over, and pull your d*** and balls back between your legs.. and you wait.. When a woman walks by, she loves my innuendo and takes me to the break room for a quickie. If a guy comes first, I call him a fag and I kick him in the ass 3 times.
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