What's a good comeback when someone jokingly calls you old? (Page 4)

[anon1903]

So is your mama, and you still listen to her

[exitseven]

I tell them i can put people halt my age to shame.

[mak16]

Just simply agree with them!!! Dont bother such small things.. their is lot more other things to do!!! No need to explain morons!!! Time is money!!

[gclark2708]

If you wanna be mean then pick out their weakness and say something like, 'I might be old, but at least I'm not...'

[Anonymous]

well... i'd respond "sweety, i am not old... i am experienced. *cheeky wink* "

[Abbas1996]

Looks like an old pornstar respond, specially with a wink...(no offense😐)

[tfan1]

Well happy birthday or merry Christmas to you too.

[MysteriousDarkness]

I tell them that there are people who never got the chance to be my age so I am lucky.

[es20490446e]

"Do you see yourself as too young for me?"

[Sarcastro]

Dont listen to that wet behind the ears whippersnapper

[jewfish]

Call me old again, and I'll fuck your dad, and make you my step kid.

[Penelope_]

Love it😂😂

[elementalist]

The reply i favor is "if I am an old fart, then you are a young turd."

[SlightlyCrazy]

I'd tell you a joke but I don't think you'd get it... Kinds after your time hon

[Pauleywog]

Yes, I'm old. My prom date was Endora. I was late picking her up so she turned me into an artichoke. OR. Yes. I'm so old, my social security number is 3, right after Adam and Jesus.

[Anonymous]

Reversing your car into the front of theirs and claiming it was their fault.

[Anonymous]

“And yet still younger than you” or “calm down grandad” depends on their age...

[handsomelad70]

"You wish you looked this good at 70 !!!"

[Surely]

I am twenty one with X number of years experience!

[BJP21]

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again.

[MangoBob]

Just tell them their turn at being old is coming, unless you keep fucking with me.

[sexcrazy12]

I use the cliché, I may be old, but I am definitely not cold. . . .