Mocking everyone including ourselves.
Fairness / Strong dislike for tyrants or bigots.
Obsessive, which takes many forms, crazy men in sheds inventing things, train spotters, stamp collectors etc
Some people have mentioned queuing and I think that we do this because of the importance of fairness and our obsessive natures.
I honestly dont know if i am at all right in what i have said, I know that these things are not unique to the British and I really dont even know if they are more common for us than for other peoples.
I really wanted to try and offer something of substance beyond the obvious sterotypes, I would be interested to know if any of you think I am right or not.
Bad teeth, bad hair, and asexuals
I hate Britain and British so I don't know. I think 3 typical things is drunk smoke and say bolloks and fucking in every second sentence. I never had a happier moment in my life than that on the London runway when I heard "cabin crew prepare for takeoff" and moments later we sped off and set course towards the us...
When a waiter breaks a glass, we all shout 'whey!' all together down the pub
Having bad teeth, drinking tea, and having horribly bad teeth.
Tea, crumpets, and world domination.
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Letting Pakis groom their daughters to be sex slaves.
Letting the police arrest parents for trying to protect their daughters while the paki rape gangs go free.
And getting acid thrown in your face.
They like tea.
They are enamored with class-ism, nationalism and the idea of British superiority.
The upper classes appear to be into buggery and pedophilia.
- Creating advanced civilization
- Fiercely resisting the tyrannical ruling class (Peasant's Revolt, American Revolution, English Civil War, etc)
- Being a warrior race
Don't let the goofy and shallow "pip pip being English means loving the queen, cricket, tea and immigrants!!!" propaganda rob you of your true identity.
Words such as "lad, bloody, bit of a pickle, bullocks, charmer".
The classic 'gentleman' who is rich, wears a suit, has a cane and a tophat.
The obsession with industry to make money.
Drinking tea
Talking about the weather
Complaining and doing nothing about it
Muslims tea and ends everything in a leading question. Am i right there darling.
Me being a brit I would say
Rain Days
Royal Weddings
Queen
Cheeky Nandos
"Y'alriiigh'?"
Not getting shot at school
Invading a country, decimating its population amd labelling those who try to defend themselves as terrorists oh and crumpets
From an English person:
Fish and chips
Love/hate relationship with the French
Paying our restaurant staff properly so we don't have to tip them.
1. Cordiality/politeness
2. Zealous tea drinking
3. Class society
English muffins with all the nooks and grannies. Older English malt liquor and tea bagging your chaps in the locker room
*Tea
*Talking about the weather
*Politeness
*Calling a woman "love"
*Tanning on a sunny day
*Classy accent
Tea , monarchy and we used to span the world, mostly based on watching spiffing brit
They eat fish and chips. They have a Queen and they like to drink alcohol in the morning.
Tea and crumpets
Cursing like a sailor with all their English slang
British humour
Bad teeth
Being in control of ones self.
Personal liberty and social responsibility.
The fair application of the law.
Full English breakfast + Pint of breakfast tea
Cool under fire
Anything to do with the weather.
Rioting after football games.
Chavs.
Gay BBC newsreaders.
Tea
Manners
Experts at queuing
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