So lately I've been having a lot of fun trolling republicans, conservatives and other snowflakes on this GAG app. Because apparently there's a LOT of them. It's even funnier knowing a lot of them are middle aged, 50s and 60s. Let me explain myself - when you see republicans for what they are; retarded by choice, you realize there really is no convincing them of anything factual, nor helping them in general. Remember, their definition of facts and evidence that aren't given by fellow republicans is fake news. They're simply best mocked for their ignorance and stupidity. There was a time I at least tried to hear them out, but seeing their reactions to the pandemic, the election, and their actions on and after January 6th have made me lose all hope for the Republican party. Don't worry, I forgive once they open their eyes and look down a different path. But HOLY FUCK the tears they cry can make powerful rivers that flow for millenniums! Wish I owned a boat! If only I could get this much heat from democrats and libtards.
And yes lol I'm a mad shit talker. I admit it. Welcome to America bitches. 😉
Also... I notice republicans keep spam reporting this. Does my post upset you THAT much? 😂 Anyway, restarting the countdown!
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WOOOO the keyboard warriors are pissed! I dunno guys I may have kicked a hornet's nest here! Good thing I got my suit on. 😂
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I'm convinced republicans try way too hard to offend someone who doesn't agree with them. Lmfao
Huh? As if you're the arbiter of what is the "right" or "wrong" path or know what I'd do or not do. Enjoy your idiotic rants- you're the perfect low information voter.
LMAO, do you have any idea what a forensic audit is? And, yes, they would confirm whether that's true or not.
No one person can possibly know how or if 80 million or any other number of people voted- that's the whole point of auditing the election. There have been a number of allegations made which can be answered with forensic audits conducted with full cooperation of all election workers and political jurisdictions.
Well I did. And I accepted the results of the Mueller investigation. I can accept reality, unlike SOME PEOPLE. Do yourself and your fellow righties a favor, and at least have the common decency to stop generalizing because someone doesn't have beliefs that align with yours.
Word is you're a military veteran that has a problem with kneeling during the national anthem. You used your military status, which is probably fake, as ground to stand on when shitting on Americans practicing their first amendment rights. I believe you deserve the MHO too. Let every person who loathes republicans see just how "heroic" you are now. :)
If calling out those pampered, spoiled brats who disrespect the flag is too much for you, you're a triggered snowflake. And I'd be fully justified in calling them out even if I weren't a veteran. The kneelers ought to spend some time living under a totalitarian regime before they disrespect their own country.
You have no appreciation for the freedoms we have. Those of us who served in the military and also those who have seen the effects of totalitarian regimes and have had relatives who have suffered in them do have this appreciation (as do others).
I guess when you scour the internet desperate for information about Trump to get upset about, you’ll find it. Any word on what he had for breakfast, yet?
That's because I ain't stuck in here with you. You're stuck in here with me. I can tell because you come back to comment on everything I say. That is literally the whole intent of this post, beautiful. ;)
That means you care more about me than god! You really shouldn't do that but omg I'm touched! I'll have to remember that when voting against trump again.
I’m named corn pop after the dangerous gangster I threatened in Baltimore. You know when the kids (the poor ones are just as smart as the white ones, you know) loved rubbing the hairs on my legs.
And you're like a rat who keeps spreading his diseases that is republican conspiracies. At least puppies are cute and clean animals. People love us! Nobody likes a rat. :)
Really? You tried to get away with a virgin insult twice? 😂 Don't republicans like innocence tho? Isn't that what the white stands for in the flag? Technically being a virgin is a virtue in America.
Chin up kid, it could be your deep seated need to agitate others comes from your parents neglecting you as a child, which made you act out to seek attention whether or not that attention was good or bad, you didn't care. You just needed it, because I'm sure you were less desirable than the other kids. But you can't really blame your parents for ignoring you given the way you look and act. They're just doing what any other person in this world has done and will continue to do until you become less disgusting and less annoying. Until then, look at the bright side. At least you got computer porn to help you out on date night. 30 years or so ago you'd have been the only white kid at the mall with a cardboard laid on the ground with you trying to impress people with your break dancing skills. At least staying home and rubbing one out to furry porn is much less likely to humiliate your poor parents. Oh and here's a little handy tip for ya. I know you're planning on living with the parents until you can get social security but I'm gonna give you a little insight. When parents have kids like you, they tend to wait one night until you're fast asleep, then they'll pack the essentials that they need and sparse furnishings, and then slip away in the middle of the night without leaving a forwarding address. You know kind of like a mamma bird kicking it's baby bird out of the nest. It's not necessarily cruel if the kid needs to get up off their ass and move around a little bit, so don't take it personal. I realize it's going to be some doing for you to land any sort of paid position but I would like to suggest that even though the Circus is a thing of the past, you can still find Carnies traveling this great country and of the little I know about Carnies is they're ALWAYS looking for a good freak to bring in the city folk. Oh and they won't make you bathe daily like mom and pop so there's a bonus.
Blah blah blah kid, I don't read opinions, I give the opinions. I got a message in my box saying you'd replied but I gotta tell ya, there's not much chance of me ever reading any of your responses because basically kid, I don't care about your opinions. Again, don't take it personal. I mean does ANYONE really care about your opinions? That's right, that's what I thought, so please don't make me out to be the bad guy here. Oh and good luck with that whole side show freak thing. I'm looking forward to taking the kid some day to see you. Maybe we'll get one of those big buckets of popcorn, you know the kind they put lots of butter on? And we'll have enough to throw pieces at you and you can try to catch them in the your mouth you crazed wild animal you. Wouldn't that be fun? Who know, you may even fill up on our popcorn that night and won't have to eat left overs from the fat ladies table. Just between you and me, I hear the scraps are sparse after she gets ahold of that KFC. Know what I'm saying kid? Huh, Huh?
You're a good kid! I don't care what your parents say! Oh and you tell them that I said that being a freak is too a job, well I mean come on, it's gotta be because it wears you out on a daily basis. Plus just think of the hope it gives everyone else! I mean holy crap kid, you'd have to be pretty low down the drain to look up and see you and not feel better about oneself almost instantly! That's not just a job kid, that's a gift.
Oh yeah kid I'm just messing with ya. I'm actually not a right or left wing anything. I think that anyone who falls for what a politician says is a simp. Granted, politicians aren't the smartest creatures walking around on the planet but it would take long for even them to figure out that if all decisions have to be made with a majority votes then all they gotta do is split their crew up in halves, then act like they hate each other, and then blame all their lack of doing anything on the other side. I mean come on, you know all the "republicans" and "democrats" aren't talking trash about each other when they're blowing your tax dollars on under aged prostitutes, crack cocaine, and private jets to vacation spots do you? No, that's all just for show so at the end of the year when people point out that they didn't do ANYTHING all year, they just say, "well we couldn't because every time we tried, those guys over there blocked us from doing it. I mean if it was just a case of disagreement and both sides hating each other so much, why is it when it comes around to voting on increases in salary and paid vacation, they get that stuff passed right on through, not a disagreement one, unless it's someone stating they feel they should get more. No kid, I'm nobody's fool. I mean if you can look me dead in the eyes and tell me to my face that you believe the President is the President because he wanted to devote his life to making yours better, I'd have to tell you about this little place I've got out in Arizona that's right on the beach and I got get you into it for cheap.:D
I'd disagree with that. When one sides screams that the other needs to be destroyed and tries to silence them at all times, I feel like they (the left) would be the ones easily triggered. Also I've seen conservatives and republicans provide far more evidence for their arguments then the left has. But either way it doesn't matter, the left is psychotic, your trolling and shoving your thumb in the open wound of our country and no one cares to listen to facts so it doesn't really matter. I don't know if reasonable discussion can occur online honestly, I think its impossible to reach the left because they are so indoctrinated, and the right has been mistreated so badly that they are like cornered animals reacting to things that we know we shouldn't because we are just so sick and tired of being demonized by people who would rather eat a bullet then ask us what we actually think.
But like I said, either way this is all meaningless.
Not really, that isn't a rant that is how I respond to most every question. I'm on here because quite frankly I have nothing better to do (otherwise I would be doing that) and I tend to be wordy with all my responses (my one on favorite animals is much longer then this).
Well yes, I try to make a distinction between people who are on the left and those who are far left (leftists). I don't call them liberals because by definition they are not. Also your insulting others, I don't really understand how you can consider yourself "winning" by me using a term to define a group that is generally accepted but you insulting others is some how you being classy (or what have you). But if you want to think I'm angry go for it, doesn't really affect me all that much.
Thing is, immediately labeling someone as a leftist over a certain comment they made is a tactic only republicans are quick to use. And when anyone does the same, it doesn't make a good impression.
Also what's there to win? Besides a comments section of pure rage. That I already have if you keep scrolling. 😂
No, others point out that if you have leftist ideas, then you are by definition a leftist. I mean, if you say how socialism is the best and we need to implement it everywhere, and some one calls you a socialist, is it because they are right wingers, or is it because your a socialist? Same thing, you state things that are on the far left, then some one is going to say oh, you must be on the far left. I don't really understand why that would be confusing.
I mean you are doing what you claim republicans do (I'm not republican, don't much like republicans, I think they are weak and worthless cowards for the most part). You oppose them and the right, so your clearly not on the right by your own words. You also use insults instead of arguments so your not a moderate, and you feel comfortable speaking your political opinions and belittle those who disagree with you which is precisely what leftists do (statistically the only group of people who feel comfortable speaking their opinions are leftists, that is predominantly due to the aggression and hate that comes from them towards those they disagree with), thus you are probably a leftist. I mean again, your claiming "only republicans would call some one a leftist" well yeah, but then only a leftist would immediatley label some one a republican (which I am not) for disagreeing with them, whats your point? Your doing exactly what your claiming I'm doing. Not exactly the best argument. Personally I have no issue with some one being called a leftist if they use leftist talking points and arguments, that would be the most reasonable conclusion to reach.
Not sure why you don't want to be associated with the far left/leftists, do you think pretending to be moderate will some how make your statements and opinions seem more reasonable? Or is it that by pretending to be something your not that you can act as if you are some how above reproach, that your not biased, as a way of self deluding I mean?
As for winning, I don't know, I'm not winning anything but I fail to see how you are winning unless you like treating people like shit and getting them to not like you. Though why you would do that would be a mystery to me, doesn't seem all that useful for the amount of effort you put in.
So why do you want to enrage others, attack them and belittle them and try to dehumanize and deperson them? What is gained? Is it because by doing so it makes it easier to ignore their statements, their arguments etc? I mean that is a pretty common tactic, people deperson others so that they can justify hating them, justify doing terrible things to them because they refuse to see them as human beings. That is the only use that I can think of for doing what your doing. So do you know why you do it or is it just a knee jerk reaction, a subconcious response to the ever growing cultural and political divide?
Well to be fair, I don't know if I would say you have openly stated a leftist "opinion", you have however used leftist talking points (your entire "question"). Its everything a leftist thinks a conservative is (despite none of them actually ever interacting with conservatives in any meaningful way). Its entirely possible that your just posting some one elses statement to troll, I mean I think I already mentioned that as a strong possibility, but you did use leftist talking points i. e. anyone who doesn't think exactly like me is stupid and/or evil, all republicans ignore evidence (again, in my experience and according to statistical data conservatives get about 70% of their news from conservative sources and 30% from left leaning sources while those on the left get over 90% of their news from left wing sources so clearly not an accurate portrayal), they are all "snowflakes"(because the left coopts other terms and tries to turn them against other groups, they tend to be very unoriginal (how can you be original if you don't allow for diversity of thought though (again statistics show this to be the case)), etc. etc. So that is how you used leftist language. Also immediately accusing me of being a republican because I disagreed with your comment (despite the fact that I am not republican and at least as far as the politicians go, utterly despise the republican party), also is an indicator. Again, probablly on the left but predominantly, in my opinion, trolling (as again, I have already mentioned.).
Just because I have an opinion separate from yours doesn't mean I didn't read your post. Your entire rant is something leftists claim (again, without any real evidence to back it). I also pointed out that yes this is likely a troll post as your post admitted you talk shit (though I still think your probably on the left). Just because I stated something you didn't like doesn't mean I didn't read your comment. Would you like me to quote you? "when you see republicans for what they are; retarded by choice, you realize there really is no convincing them of anything factual, nor helping them in general. Remember, their definition of facts and evidence that aren't given by fellow republicans is fake news." This is what leftist claim consistently, again despite the fact that statistical data shows the opposite. hence why I stated you have made leftist statements and arguments. I fail to see why this is difficult to understand. If I claim that socialism is the only way and some one concludes that I'm socialist, thats a fairly accurate conclusion is it not? So again, why do you think that you making claims that leftist do (trolling or not), would mean that you shouldn't be presumed to probably agree with them (since you want to get under conservatives skin, you clearly don't identify with them and you behave in a manner that is not like a conservative and you repeat insults that leftists use so what conclusion should have been drawn given the information available?)
And everything you say is something righties claim. It's not only leftists who see this side of dumb trumpsters like you, it's a majority of centrists too. Because republicans are so retarded, none of the other parties like them either. But you kids seem to think the left is your only opposition. You have no idea just how outnumbered you are. 😂
So you did read my comment, you were just too stupid to read the part that suggests I target leftists too. Okay kiddo. 💀💀💀💀
Again, your spewing out nothing but leftist talking points with absolutely zero evidence to back it (as leftists do). Now I'm certain your not trolling, having seen more of your talking points, your far to angry and stupid to be anything other then a leftist. I feel like your the one triggered.
So maybe you can explain this to me, your clearly a far leftist, why deny it? I don't deny what I am (constitutionalist with some strong libertarian leanings), but you are offended for being called what you are, why is that?
As for the rest of your rant, completely ignorant and oblivious to reality. Their is little reason to disect your statements as they are incoherent and fueld by ideology and emotion rather then objective reality and reason. As I said, its rather meaningless because, well look at you, you would place a crown of shit upon your head and think that it makes you ruler over every one else, their is really no reasoning with a person like that.
It's like you don't even read my comments. 🤣🤣🤣 I think I'd rather have zero evidence knowing said evidence can be easily found by a simpleton like you, than consider propaganda as evidence.
Please keep whining about the left. All you do at this point is entertain me, just like any other republican.
I don't recall saying anything about biden so not sure why that was brought up. Second, your trying to claim to be a troll, which I actually stated you where from the get go (in my first post), and only after you started spewing hate and freaking out and getting triggered that I amended my statement and realized that you are in fact a leftist because only a leftist would freak out as you did.
As for biden, again, not sure why you brought him up as I didn't mention him but even if I did it wouldn't matter because you will never accept evidence. I mean I've done this whole thing more times then I can count, I have provided evidence that at least in maricopa county they found far more ballots that came in then where sent out as well as many other issues, yet you would claim that this doesn't count because again all you care about is your own ideology. I could no more sway you with facts then I could sway a religious zealot with facts. Its your religion and your never going to question it.
From a Canadian perspective; it's not just Republicans. Democrats are equally as bad. You're all terrible people. It's funny that Democrats sit on a high horse, as if they're better lol. If anything, Democrats are the worse of the two. You call a man in a wig, a man, and you start a crying rage fit. You say that borders should be secure, you start a crying rage fit. You say the government shouldn't spend so much, you start a crying rage fit. Pathetic.
But, it is a political skit. It has the same mortality rate as the seasonal flu. And it comes back at the same time of year as the seasonal flu usually does. That's the one thing some of the Republicans got right. But even bloated Trump bought into the vaxx bull like a fool.
Judging from your replies, you're just alone and bored. You're proud of yourself for upsetting a bunch of boomers. That's your entertainment? Why don't you get a wife?
Covid has killed more Americans than the annual flu does every year, so thag argument is invalid.
And you just nullified all credibility you have by pulling the "you're just sad and alone with no life" card while repeating the same conspiracy theories republicans spread. Therefore I will no longer take you seriously. Why don't you get a life, boomer? 😂
"I won't take you seriously, boomer! You're spreading conspiracy theories and disinformation that could kill everyone!!!" Are you okay... triggered liberal? That was easy.
I'm just excited so many idiots like you think you're gaining ground by saying the same shit over and over. This post was literally intended to piss you off. And it worked 😂😂😂😂
This is coming from the guy who thinks he's gaining ground by talking shit to someone he thinks has a "lame life" 😂 If your life is so much better, why are you crying to me about trolling republicans? The more you cry the more fun I have.
"Mom, mom! Look, I upset a boomer! And then I wrote an entire essay about it on a different website because I'm so proud of myself." "Shut up son, and go get a girlfriend."
If that's the best you got, then your best ain't good enough buddy. 😂 I don't need to prove my life to a republican. They don't even believe in God anymore.
To be fair both side can be easily triggered. Just adapted a view point that is the opiates theirs and start presenting a argument that they can not argue against. Present a counter augment built or things like history, pattern recognition, sound judgment, evidence and logic.
It can be hard present such a argument. Because many people are too emotionally invested in politics. Emotions can cloud our judgement
I’ll tel you what, both sides get easily triggered. It’s nothing but just staged events in Congress to fool the people while the classified plans go through without anyone noticing. Even conspiracy theorists are paid ones. Tell the real classified truth, and unfortunately, they won’t let you wake up the next morning. They probably won’t even let you go to sleep that night. But life is too short to be focusing just on the bad. If there are 1000 reasons to feel bad and down, find 2000 reasons to smile and live each day to the fullest, for tomorrow is anything but promised. Heck’s, that even applies to the next hour, next minute, even next second, the next one is anything but promised. Live each one as if it was the last, and it will feel like nothing but fulfilling.
Only a Democrat would be unable to see the irony of this post. I think both parties are fucked up. I abandoned political partisanship long ago. But damn! It seems to me that you just described Democrats and those liberals who think the Democratic party represents liberalism. They INVENTED butt hurt.
But you described Democrats so perfectly. All I can do is sit back and laugh at your ideological rants.
All this Democrat versus Republican and liberal versus conservative stuff is a joke. Both parties work for the same masters, definitely NOT for you or for the betterment of this country or humanity. As George Carlin said, "It's a big club and you ain't in it."
You act like I care who they work for. 😂😂😂😂 Politics is quality entertainment these days. Don't like the show? Change the channel. Besides, the cool kids club doesn't exactly have any cool kids in it anyways. Just a bunch of idiots. And republicans are the most fun to poke. They don't accuse you of rape at least. Oh wait...
You sound like the angry one here and your behavior is extremely immature and hypocritical as you have no facts to backup any of your positions yet try to appear as confident as can be that you're right. Work on your attitude and learn humility as well as look in the mirror and you won't be this way forever.
Because they hate the fact that they are now the racist party I’m sorry but I call it how I see it. They keep trying to say that democrats are the racists because they fought for slavery which is a extremely stupid thing to say because anyone can look up and find out that the parties switched and I’m not endorsing the left but I’d support democrats before I support republicans
There are plenty more racists among today's Democrats, sad to say. It may be more likely to be the type of racism you ignore, but it's still racism, and loudly expressed as well.
Lol you still going on about politics, stop being a loser and go outside bro, also for the record, BLM trashed cities all over the US for the death of 1 black man. Republicans trespassed into the White House (a few got shot) for protest of politics, Both were political... but only one took it to the source, I am not a Republican, but I think the fact BLM took their purely emotional anger out on their own cities rather than at the capital really shows their immaturity and lack of cohesion.
I just told you I am not a republican you retard, reread my comment and reread what you post before you post it.
BLM didn't attack the US government directly, it attacked it's citizens, which had nothing to do with the convoluted bullshit they were trying to "fix".
2. Many of them know they are mostly wrong about nearly everything and don't appreciate having that pointed out. When you tell them that Trump is a criminal and an asshole, which he is, it's sort of like telling them they are criminals and assholes, which some (but not all) of them are.
That must be why more than 76% of convicted felons are democrats and only 2% are Republicans. That must also be why 82% of all crime in Texas occurred in cities, aka "vote blue no matter who" areas, despite those people only making up 32% of the Texas population. Yet that same percentage of people decide what happens to everyone else in elections... so what voter suppression were you talking about again?🤔🤔🤔
I used to be a democrat until about a year after Trump got elected and and they did nothing but cry about Trump winning and kept crying for another 3 years and when they won this election I thought yay no more crying but Nooo they are still crying, about what? I haven't even heard Trump once since he left the office. we need more than a choice between the lesser of the 2 evils
I was a democrat until the man-hating and "reverse racism" and the hetero-phobia began. Not to mention how unbelievably squeamish they are of guns. They think just being a bunch of pacifists will get them somewhere. Hell even the radical lefties know better than than.
1) There a lot of crazy liberals 50 and over 2) You are referring to me and I am Independent. 3) No one gets triggered more quickly than Liberals. Say Trump and they start pissing their pants and breathing fire.
No, we just shake our heads realizing how stupid Democrats are. Maybe it is just desperation. Which is the real reason they cheated to get Biden in. The federal judges would have been 75% Republicans and they couldn't let that happen or the Democratic party was finished.
Same reason Democrats get easily triggered. Both Democrats and Republicans are conditioned buy the ruling elite to oppose the opposite side and get easily triggered.
You sound like someone who doesn't understand politics and just understand republicans are bad because that's what social media says and when you make fun of them on social media you get applause from the sheep.
You waste your time trying to argue or change a liberal. They only change when other liberals make living life so hard that they start changing their mind. That doesn't happen often
Nah not really. I dunno how or why lefties feel personally offended when you try to explain something to them or call out their ridiculous double standards.
Meh it’s mainly that there trying to get the government involved in my business tell me or telling me that a man can be a women or a women can be a man. And then I ask him what is a woman or what is a man they can’t answer it and they’re actually starting to have the answer that I came up with a long time ago which was that men and women don’t really exist. They praise the castros while Cubans suffer they act like there for human rights and then won’t condemn China they try forcing religious people to bake a cake for a gay couple when they could go somewhere else it’s not hard and they tell me what I have to wear, Basically I hate it when people try to control me or tell me what to do. When I don’t care if someone is gay but respect the right of religious people and whom they will survive stop trying to think the government can control everyone actions and most of all leave people alone and we could all get along this is why we have state’s and local government federal shouldn’t be involved 99% of the time if Texas wants abortion illegal let them if California wants abortion let them that’s the kind of shit that irritates Republicans
I never had anything against the LGBT+ folks, other than I don't like how easily offended they are by simply a preference. You can't say you won't date a certain type of person without being called a homophobe, yet lesbos and gays can say "I don't date guys" or "I don't date girls" all they want. Fuckin double standards man. 🤣🤣🤣 That's why I ain't on the left anymore. Hypocrisy at its finest.
the standard is leave people alone, if a guy want to dress up as a women and be called sally idc its when they try to push legislation and try to take women's rights away to for example have there own locker room or not have to compete against women.
homosexuality again idc but once you start going after the religious community then we have an issue.
what has happened is they have started trying to transition kids as toung as 4 there trying to threaten take children away from parents who won't transition there kids. also sueing religious bakers who refused to bake a cake for a gay wedding. the guy was willing to bake them a cake for any other occasion but not a gay wedding do to religious purposes when there was another cake shop 15 miles down the street who were willing to bake a cake for there wedding.
with the T part of the LBGT community has started saying if a trans man (biological women) transition and a gay guy doesn't want to sleep with them the gay guy is now straight, or if a straight man doesn't want to sleep with a trans women your now gay. its gotten to the point where they can't define what a women is beyond self identity which mean the terms man and women literally have no mean
About sex, it's a binary, tell your girlfriend she's a biological male. And remember, only a fraction of the population in blue cities commit 50% of the violent crimes in the US.
And only red cities have the lowest vaccination rate because they're full of retards who don't wanna vaccinate. I think I'd rather live in the hood than live in a disease nest kiddo.
Well, then she's not transitioning very well, might check those hormone blockers, lol! Could be cancer.
Actually the hood is even less vaccinated, and it's not only from this vaccine, like the rural community. It's your fault, really, you have been telling the hood to not trust the system while you have been their system for ever, of course they aren't going to trust you.
tHe HoOd iS eVeN lEsS vAcCiNaTeD 😂😂😂😂 I dont even wanna know what diehard trumpster started that bullshit.
You don't even live there. I've seen MANY people from the hood going to a pharmacy to get vaccinated. Did you know you don't even need insurance to do it? Even in the hood, we take a pandemic seriously. Stop getting inaccurate information from fake news sources. You're against fake news remember?
No, that's absurdly true, you guys are pushing jim crow 2.0. The hood is even less vaccinated than the rural area. (by like 1%, but that's still less)
Also, I can talk to my girlfriend that your girlfriend has testicular cancer and you refuse to warn her. I can talk to my girlfriend about anything. She thinks that you are being selfish for your own pleasure, like that south park joke. She gets you, size matters, but cancer is the limit. Then she asked if my balls were always this size, I told her it's not cancer, and I'm only going to the doctor to cut my tubes. No way in hell I'm letting a stranger ultrasound my balls.
No pillow goes to the restaurant, who the fuck drags a pillow to the restaurant? It's absurdly counter productive to drag a stuffed fabric to a place where's there's high risk of food spillage. The only time my girl ever drags an actual pillow with her is in travels I'm not in it. The other one, she rests in my balls, like you do with your girlfriend.
Are you looking down and thinking "this is what his may be"? lol!
Hey man, if she's with you she must like it, stop obsessing over it and stop feeling envious of others. At least yours doesn't touch the toilet bowl, and never hurts during penetration. There's always positives and negatives. I have to worry about mine breaking, you have to worry about yours not getting there, there's a certain fairness to nature.
If you have to take that much viagra to the point where your dick always touches the toilet bowl then you are beyond sad 😂😂😂 Thank fuck my dick is natural size.
All you're proving to me child is what a butthurt republican you are. And a while ago you claimed you weren't crying. Yet you're still here on the post intended to get all of the comments you're posting out of you. 😂😂😂 Like @joeldalton, you're stuck in here with me.
Sir, I care about my fun, your life is completely worthless even to your mother. God made you wrong on purpose, as a joke!
Your only purpose in life is to hurt people, so they learn to protect themselves against someone more competent, or to make even the lowest of humans know that they could be worst.
Which is why I find you entertaining. Every time you get triggered, I feel like I'm punching hitler, metaphorically speaking, your reaction is as funny as that megalomaniac midget who can't even picture opposition!
Like that guy from the star wars store being contradicted by a veteran store owner. Or the antiFA cunts planning to attack the store and backing down after seeing masses joining to protect the old fart.
And unfortunately for you, I granted myself free will. I am not bound by god's chains. And I will merely watch with him as all humans are sent to hell on judgement day. 😈
Everyone has a severed connection with god, except you.
God abandoned everyone, except you, your life is a living hell on purpose because you deserve it. For the rest of us, we get the luxury of being the arbiters of our own fate.
That's right. I know what hell looks like. And you silly humans cannot fathom such suffering. Some folks like to whine "ohhhh I wanna die my life sucks" HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA! They don't even know, so silly. A lot of you fools waste your luxury wishing you were dead.
Nope, you don't know what hell looks like, you live a deserving living hell. That's miles away from knowing anything.
Your suffering is good by default, even your mom agree. But you won't live for ever, nothing will, but your lack of awareness of how death is better for you is on purpose, not to shorten what's due.
lol! Nope. Again, there's a difference between living hell, and being sent to hell.
For one, the devil would never take you, and fortunately for the devil, will never have to.
Neither heaven or hell will take you, but god doesn't mind, you are too stupid to haunt, and your essence wasn't made to be eternal, just as frail as your ego.
Didn't you say I was worse than the devil? By that definition, I have already been sent to hell.
You're trying so hard to offend me you can't even keep up with your own sorry excuse for insults. 😂😂😂😂 My ego is small but damn I didn't think someone like you would struggle this hard to break it.
Nope, that's not how it works. The devil was made to chose, which is why it was sent to hell.
You weren't made to chose, or think, just feel all the wrong things. And you aren't special in that, by the way. Plenty examples of what not to do are made. They just aren't worthy to be mentioned or considered to others, like you.
Nope, you aren't worst than the devil, you were just made wrong on purpose.
It's like something made to fail on purpose to demonstrate failure, vs something that fails naturally when you depend on it.
By definition there's no power there. You couldn't even get to the polls to vote for biden, much less make anyone do it, or make anyone do basically anything besides learning from the disaster.
I don't know bud my skin is still brown, and I mailed in my ballot
OH WAIT! THAT'S A LIE!
I'm actually an illegal immigrant that crossed your widely open border. Even fought off the guards too! Didn't even have US citizenship. Yet I was still able to vote against the guy that kept me out.
Oh, I know someone voted for Joe illegally with your name and something resembling your address, just not you, which is why you are white now. You used to be green before brown, but that's a fuck up before this one.
And I can vote legally. Of course you can't legally vote, after all, you are a felon, record in felonies without ever being able to complete a crime. After all, you were made wrong on purpose.
Certainly not with you voting, that's for certain, you are white now because of it.
Of course, people who didn't believe in biden didn't suddenly change skin color, as the creep had no power over them.
Talking about creeps not having any more power over people, cuomo resigned and newson recall is inbound, a lady lost her emergency powers not long ago, and a few funny things like those happened.
But biden is doing a lot before kamala epteins him, like pushing for a global currency that will empower china and destroy the dollar. And has been ignoring the cubans, besides his social media slaves, who only love to give freedom of expression to terrorists in the middle east, to prevent actual liberals from taking charge.
South Africans learned the kyle skills.
And the whole media of my country lost their minds over a coup that would never happen, mostly because it was shown that the army stands with the faggot in power, since the syndicalist robber baron tried to sweet talk the army to no avail after breaking the country.
Did you know the democrats made Cuomo resign? Meanwhile republicans won't even call out their own failing GOP members? Goes to show that even at their lowest, lefties are still better than righties.
Exactly, I know the DNC made cuomo resign, not over killing grandma, over sexual assault. But let's be honest, they got him out over the inner cities pissed off from the lockdowns. Same reason why they recalled newson. Same reason whitmer lost her emergency powers.
failing GOP members? You mean the RINOs? Oh, they are being primaried right now.
You see, you are fighting for me to give up. But I'm fighting to keep you here, the more you talk, the more I win.
The more you talk, the more anyone witnessing can see you, desperate, fumbling up, with the hamster spinning the wheel as fast as the metaphorical rodent can.
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