Men or toilets?

Question

Today is both international men's day and world toilet day. Which one are you celebrating and how? I'm killing two birds with one stone by having sex in the gents.

DaveToo · Accepted Answer

LOL!!
Back in the day, men would shuffle up to a urinal and let loose, splashing on their shoes in the process. A clever fellow began experimenting with what part of the said urinal was safe to pee in and discovered the one spot. He then made a stencil of a bee and called it the Apis. Hence now when men go potty they say they're going to take a piss.

Lliam · Accepted Answer

I'm not sure if celebrating men and toilets on the same day is offensive. Is that a joke. A sly jab at men and toilets having something in common. LOL

On the other hand, it's makes total sense if the idea is to celebrate it like you do, purplestpoppy. :-)

DeeDeeDeVour · Accepted Answer

I'm treating my husband out all day & night. <3 Hopefully, my dad & brothers can join us so I can treat them out too.

I had no idea there's such as thing as "toilet day" but that doesn't mean our toilets won't get special treatment as well. I'm gonna instruct the maids to give our toilets some TLC today for an extra shine. :)

Ericalovescats · Accepted Answer

Well at some point I have to use the toilet again... so I'll have to make time for men somehow

MCheetah · Answer

It's messed up how men keep society running and we don't even get a Thank You day for it, but people would rather celebrate their own literal sh*t than their fellow neighbor for keeping things running in the world. Or maybe it's because we're used to not being thanked for our actions, but you'd think at least women and children would say Thank You.

AviatorTom · Answer

I often clean the toilet... what's to celebrate? Men's day... that means my SO is supposed to do something nice for me today... wonder what that could be?

Jaximus-Lion · Answer

Am just gonna work, then come home, shave my head, have a nice shower, then make some salad after, sit with the Mrs and maybe watch shan chi and pretend i never knew there was a "men's day" nor the shithole day. 👍 Happy Friday? 🤣

Riddler1412 · Answer

I'm celebrating worlds toilet day. Already visited a few toilets. But one gas station worker got mad when I tried to decorate the toilet for a celebration.

Barry88 · Answer

World Toilet Day. Voted for this while taking a shit. 😄

20yearsolder · Answer

I can do without men but I don't want to go back to using outhouses or the woods

exitseven · Answer

Maybe we have a mashup of the two days.  Urinal

TommyMountainFigure · Answer

Someone has a funny sense of humour thinking of making men's day and toilet day the same though..

ChiPaPa · Answer

Well Poppy, why don't you use a man as a toilet and celebrate both?

bean2k21 · Answer

Let's promote awareness about men's issues, not create them.

tfan1 · Answer

I celebrated both by masturbating on my toilet 😉👍

BillyBalls · Answer

Both. Since a male invented the crapper it is only right to celebrate man and his inventions.

Anonymous · Answer

I'll be looking for a Femdom who might enjoy giving a golden shower :)

lycanthrope3 · Answer

so thankful to mr flushing, i was very happy to give up the path

wankiam · Answer

i best have a wank in the toilet i guess then lol

Morgador · Answer

Toilet day because men toilets

Tstrbrainer · Answer

Men invented toilet

Iron_Man · Answer

Honor us men as we honor you

Wise4myage · Answer

A. I cleaned the toilet a few days ago, lol.

OddBeMe · Answer

Eww. Manly germophobes hate the idea.

grega239 · Answer

Neither since no one knows about this

Anonymous · Answer

Isn't today also International Anal Whores' day?

LegendaryIcon · Answer

please dont

jimmy2 · Answer

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