Do men spend longer time in toilet than women?

[Kulotz]

I think my boyfriend spends like 1.5 hours pooping every day. Me, there are days even I don't. I asked him he said all of his friends are like that. He wakes up 2 hours earlier than his work time, so he can spend enough time in the toilet lol. Is it like that for every men?

[abc3643]

Yep. It's a place of solitude where we don't have to deal with anyone else.

I'll sit on the pot in the morning for an hour or so surfing and playing games on my phone.

In fact, there's this new informal "Toilet Theory of the Internet".
www.theatlantic.com/.../

"Allow me to explain my toilet theory of the internet. The premise, while unprovable, is quite simple: At any given moment, a great deal of the teeming, frenetic activity we experience online—clicks, views, posts, comments, likes, and shares—is coming from people who are scrolling on their phones in the bathroom."

[Chazmatazz269]

It’s pretty much the only time a grown man can be alone and not have to be building something or making money or fending off marauders. Even the marauders know toilet time is off limits. Every body poops. When men are allowed to manage their own time, they spend way less time in the bathroom. On a similar note, most men can get by with a 75 second shower. If he’s in there longer than that, he’s jerking off; probably because you didn’t f*ck him, or maybe you did but you half-assed it. Ell oh ell!

[Apple1996]

I don't think a hour is normal. He's doing something else in there. I suggest breaking in the bathroom and being a detective then giving us a update 😌

[purplepoppy]

One minute pooping for every ten minutes scrolling on his phone.

[Chazmatazz269]

The old timers kept a magazine rack in the toilet.

[Astarlessnightsky]

Sometimes i loose track of time while playing games on the toilet

[jennifer_bloom]

Women have better stomach muscles than men because women are designed to give birth, which is why they are faster in the washroom. I usually do my business in under 2 minutes.

[sheenagwapa]

i don't know about pooping but my ex take a bath around 10-15 minutes.

[HawkPerception]

The washroom is men's only real alone time. There's nothing like taking a shit in your own house. It's peace.

[captain_voidwalker]

For men we have to deal with our and every other persons problems from the time we wake up till the time we go to sleep. The only exception bieng those precious moments on the toilet. So please ladies just let us have our moments of zen

[JonCobretti]

Yeah we take more shit throughout the day so we need a longer dumping session

[normalice]

Time on the toilet is time when no one is going to ask for your attention. It's a good "everyone needs to fuck off now" while at work.

[strangerguy888]

Women spends more time to wipe well , because they are so aware of stink lol..
Men don't care too much

[NathanDavis]

I think that depends on what are they watching on the phone while there...

[patois]

I take a shit in like 30 seconds, wipe, flush, wash my hands and leave.

[007kingifrit]

no this is not normal at all i spend like 5 minutes in there. he is either masturbating or he has some terrible cancer

[handsomelad70]

Some great-looking guys spend more bathroom time primping than most broads. (I look at myself in a mirror about twenty times daily.)

[Anonymous]

Yeah but y’all women and girls take forever getting ready. I mean sometimes a guy might be sitting on the toilet with a boner did y’all girls think about that 🤔

[Anonymous]

Some men definitely do. I've never understood it. The whole process takes me about a minute or two. If I want to relax, there are better places for it than the toilet.

[mayurr]

Maybe his digestive system is in a bad situation because it's not normal.

[Jennz6]

No, women do lol

[grega239]

The toilet is a place of peace.

[Starrrboy]

Okay I can confirm it lol..

[jahaims]

Takes me less than 5 minutes

[legalboxers]

if I fall asleep reading something... yes

[helva]

Not at all

[Loner111]

Depends