Is the new action man too woke?

[purplepoppy]

Once the only doll boys could play with, action man has been given a new look for modern times. Out goes toxic masculinity and in comes gender awareness.

[scholastic_vibez]

I do not know. *Sarcasm* But given how semi-emo the 80’s were, I should have some fucked up gender identity issues since I played with both G. I. Joe action figures, and had a My Buddy Doll (Kid Sister for the girls) where it was a boy doll, and the scheme marketed it so you wore the same clothes as the doll, and took him everywhere with you went. But, I can laugh that it didn’t screw me up, so I kind of doubt this woke doll will mess anyone up either.

[ohshee]

I think they made a mistake when they made that doll it has a string in his back and you pull it and the first thing it says
Damn lady you got some big balls
Pull the string again
And it sneezes and farts at the same time he doesn't even have his own car he has to hitchhike everywhere

[loves2learn]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “sneezes and farts at the same time”

[dustybiker]

“Dickless figurines”… Well, we all saw where they packaged the “hotel towel” then.

[KieranByrne]

Um, the fact it says 'Dickless' on the packaging. I am very confused with this!

Like sure, go ahead and create, and let children play with these as they will not necessarily care it is more about the imagination they use with the toy!

I am 90's child, grew up with 'Macho' Action-man, this did mould my personality a little, which I have learned to control and change!

But I think, it is a little excessive!

[bean2k21]

Totally agree, especially when you consider the hole in his arse. What are you supposed to put in there, a machine gun?

[ChrisMaster69]

😂😂😂😂😂

fucking classic

just sent image to a mate lol

love the hotel towel bit 😂😂

[SmokinAces2000]

I hope people know this isn’t a real toy for kids 😂

[purplepoppy]

The fact this is GAG answers that question

[loves2learn]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[bean2k21]

Whomever thought up this doll is the one who's toxic.

[Manuel2]

He looks perfect for gay men or women to masturbate too

[MCheetah]

"It's San Francisco approved!"

[tatianamay]

This is not for kids..

[loves2learn]

LMAO! That does not look kid friendly.

[loves2learn]

@charliefretz329 did you see this dickless doll? 🤣

[Charliefretz329]

Lmao yes

[Lliam]

What the actual fuck?

[Curmudgeon]

Is this a joke? WTF is going on across the pond?

[goaded]

Where's his frying pan?

[Soleil7001]

Is he a woman transgendered?

[ManHater]

HAHAHA oh that's funny.

[AviatorTom]

WTF?