Where do you fall on The Conspiracy Chart?

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I am gonna unblock the crazies that I have blocked in 2022 so they can vote in this poll! Where do you fall on the Conspiracy Chart? If needed, click on the illustrations to read the details better.  Pick the option that best fits you!

OpenClose · Accepted Answer

Just BARELY went with D because of Epstein. At the very least, he probably was under contract that he would kill himself if caught.

And depending on what is meant by "Area 51". I mean Area 51 is a place. And they do, like, weapons research there. I mean, super doubtful they'd have some little green dudes and a flying saucer which would be a uselessly impractical design. Not to mention all the hilarious logistics it would take to keep that a wrap and thwart off the green dude rescue party. That's like "the moon landing isn't real". Going there for real was way easier and way cheaper than trying to fake it so it makes no damned sense.

You can make up literally any bullshit about literally anything.
"Jews invented lightbulbs to eventually kill all of humanity?" Easy one to prove.
"Air conditioning is sexist?" Low-hanging fruit.
"Eating meat is an invention of Satan and is responsible for all evil in the world?" There's whole books on the subject.

You can make up anything you want about anything you want. And without a proper education and practice in scientific reasoning, you suddenly find yourself drinking diluted water and calling it homeopathy.

DarkWinterNights · Accepted Answer

I would reorder most of the examples in this chart. The Deep State is a real thing. It’s also called the Administrative State which consists of unelected bureaucrats that are basically running the show behind the scenes. Polls show almost half of Americans believe this is true.

Additionally Covid is a Bioweapon is hardly a conspiracy. If it was being worked on in a lab in Wuhan, which is basically the only plausible explanation at this point, then by definition it was a bioweapon, whether it was released intentionally or not.

Too many people have a normalcy bias which allows for way too much corruption and illegal behavior from those in positions of power.

purplepoppy · Accepted Answer

I'm grounded in reality but it's fun to speculate. The main thing is not to take it too serious or the government sends aliens wipes your mind with an anal probe.

douride2 · Accepted Answer

I am skeptical of most of what I here on social media & a lot of what is reported in the networks news. . It's better to see it with ones own eyes eh.

NYCQuestions1976 · Answer

It's interesting that PBS allowed someone working for them to put 5G near the very top of conspiracies, because didn't the FAA petition the FCC to delay the implementation of 5G near airports at the 11th hour? Evidently they had some concerns over communication and/or operational interference.

All of the ridiculous "government mind control" and conspiracy nonsense aside, as an electrician by trade, I can confirm that any wireless bands are indeed forms of radiation. Not really a human health food... for similar reasons that you wouldn't want to spend your life living near high-tension electrical lines. They're not humming a Broadway tune.

Another similar example of "not really a human health food" would be "chemical trails". Again, not the conspiracy "government mind control" garbage, but the fact that it's airline exhaust. A rational person wouldn't put their face near the tailpipe of a running motor vehicle, stay there, and breathe continuously. Same difference.

An example of my basic point is that we spend far too much time laughing at and trying to debunk the clear insanity (chemical trails are mind control), and almost no time on the actual reality (airline exhaust and unnecessary airline travel causes far more atmospheric pollution than we want to admit, acknowledge, or take responsibility for, because tropical destinations exist in the winter).

Just for my own personal amusement, I noticed that this chart was apparently assembled by a Zoomer. She mentions "Avril Lavigne" as some sort of well-known conspiracy, but she doesn't list things like "the Kennedy assassinations", "Hitler got away to Argentina", "Elvis is still alive", or "scientology human origin beliefs" (unless I missed them... some of the print is really tiny). People have been insane for decades and centuries, not just since 2021 or just in the 21st century. Yes I know she did list some older things, but these are big omissions on the crazy chart.

I also wonder where she (or anyone) would put the Durham investigation/report. I suppose only time will tell. Hopefully I get to find out before I commit Suicide By Clinton. 😂

She also lists her TikTok as a legitimate business contact. That's just cute and hilarious.

Sparks32 · Answer

lol there is an agenda out there and that chart reads like it was made by the people pushing it too. POC flooding into white countries they never built making the local white people a minority. White south African genocide being ignored by the international community. Diversity quoters being shoved down our throats. Biden telling white Americans becoming a minority is a good thing while thanking Indians from India for replacing white people might sound to crazy to be true but you can't unhear it once you have heard it. What type of lemming would believe The Great Replacement is only a conspiracy theory that only a person detached from reality believes in after observing the facts?

Stoner710 · Answer

I hate this chart somethings in the A. Are true somethings in a are faults Somethings in category B are true somethings in category B are faults. I honestly think the Chinese plan this pandemic heading Dr. Fauci was in on it cultural Marxism is definitely a thing.
The New World order seems to be correct but I’m not sure yet. They were never Nazis on the moon and I really don’t feel like going through the entire list

Rambling010 · Answer

I couldn't even read that with my glasses. But a lot more of AR true than what people think. I saw deep State listed in the first choice which I assume are supposed to be the most far-fetched. I can assure you there is a deep state and it's not that hard to understand. It's not a bunch of people in a smoky room like people think. It's simply different bureaucracies with common goals who have been running things for a long time. It's nothing really conspiracy theory about it. It's quite obvious

maverick2022 · Answer

This is called muddying the waters. It's the intentional spread of disinformation to confuse people so they can't tell truth from fiction. Intelligence agents have talked about this and it's a common tactic employed. Personally I only believe what there is both evidence for and what makes sense.

mrkdvsn · Answer

I basically believe everything that Rick Wiles and his TruNews Team believe.
So you would have to watch several TruNews episodes in order to understand their general beliefs, as well as their disbeliefs. It would be impossible to accurately choose one of these charts.

exitseven · Answer

I voted for D. Lets face it, UFOs are real and there is a real dead alien kept in a big glass jar in Area 51. I am disappointed that nobody said that humans have already been cloned. Bill Gates had himself cloned years ago just to have spare parts.

Anonymous · Answer

The problem with this chart are some of these were created to discredit the others. I used to live by the Alex Jones line; if Alex is talking about it, it is probably fake. However, since the start of the pandemic some of the crazy stuff he was saying came to fruition. I still think that he is faker than fake; but as the saying goes even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

RedStiletto88 · Answer

I admit I give the ones in the light blue some thought but everything above that is insanity.

ChefPapiChulo · Answer

i communicate with these people on a daily basis who tend to lean right. the right as a whole has become more and more towards off the deep end to the point of no return.

Guy13 · Answer

Unblock Crazies 2022…. that’s discrimination ‼️  What about Blocked Crazies 2021 ⁉️ Looks like I’m going to have to hire a Leftist attorney…..🙃 😎

annabananna · Answer

So, I believe some of the stuff in the blue could be true but I don’t really know. Anything above blue I don’t believe in or don’t know what it is.

sophiejo · Answer

I an skeptical about a few from most of them but some are not even conspiracies they're just fact, like Watergate and Iran contra

EnglishEuropean · Answer

Voted B because COVID likely is a bioweapon. However I object to that entirely rational theory being grouped together with Fake Moon Landing and Global Warning Hoax.

The chart seems to be like Joe Biden's opinion of what we should believe.

794400 · Answer

@supercutebutt Had a look at your profile, may as well have pronouns. Seems you have gollum as your thing. Or is that yoda? Creepy af. Plus I guarantee your butt is wide as Hillary Rodham's.

Jersey2 · Answer

What happened (or didn’t) at the Denver International Airport? I voted E but I am not sure living with in a simulation and others should be in with Epstein. Epstein seems much more likely.

captain_voidwalker · Answer

I notice the chart is missing some of the fin conspiracies that leftists belive in. Like we haven't tried real communism, and the trump russia collusion. Or that most insane of crackpot conspiracies, critical race theory.

Anonymous · Answer

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goaded · Answer

E, except Iran Contra was real (people were convicted for it, then pardoned by Papa Bush).

Anonymous · Answer

Completely grounded in reality. If you don't have empirical evidence for something, and all the supposed evidence is conjecture and speculation, then it's bullshit.

WhatTheHeckkkk · Answer

Probably green or blue. I don’t even know anymore.

lrina · Answer

none of these really fit tbh

RagnarRedbeard · Answer

I believe in a few of the things from each zone.

fjb2021 · Answer

This is a dumb pie chart.

MadBoy · Answer

Bits of pink, but mostly just blue downward.

Deathraider · Answer

Green. Even blue is crazy talk.

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