If Senator Ted Cruz desperately needed to poop in your toilet would you let him?

[Still-alive]

Sure let him poop

Hell nah i'd tell him to get off my property!

I'd make him beg first then let him

I'd make him beg... then just end up shaking my head in disappointment at him then slam the door in his face

I'd do somehting else

I don't know who Ted Cruz is.. but he can go fuck himself

[HighlyVolatile]

I actually like Ted Cruz as far as politicians go (which isn't saying that much, but relatively speaking better than usual). So sure he can take a dump in my house. He can also be an honored guest at my dinner table.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Is he known for doing sus things like fucking corpses?

[Still-alive]

i bet he does lol

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Well then no, he can use a bush instead.

[SaoirseS]

Better in the bathroom than in my building or on my property.

[Crepe_tart]

can you give me some context for the third picture?

[Still-alive]

he basically fled to cancun mexico during the huge blizzard in Texas last year...

kind of a dick move

[Crepe_tart]

Daaamn, he's a complete asshole

[God_of_Thunder]

I'd tell him there are a lot of nice toilets in Mexico, and then slam the door in his face.

[captainggaming]

I don't know who Ted Cruz is.. but he can go fuck himself. Why the fuck would I let someone in my house to use my bathroom. I'm not trying to get killed.

[HeartFullOfGlue]

I'd make him beg for it then make him shit outside like a fucking dog

[HeartFullOfGlue]

weird

[EnglishEuropean]

If Ted can get past my flamethrower he can use my toilet. How bad do you need to poop Ted?

[ShadezMcgee]

Just let the guy shit. Got bigger fish to fry.

[douride2]

He can do like a bear and squat in the bushes.

[llorando]

Hell no, he can go use a public restroom.

[OddBeMe]

He’s Canadian. Hell no.

[Aurora1010]

No...

[TyLeeAndPink]

Um what the heck

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Sure let him poop