Without looking at the writing and without being a native speaker of this dialect, how does this make you feel & what percentage do you understand?

You aren't welcome to answer if you are a native speaker of the dialect... lol...
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You also aren't welcome to answer if you have near native or advanced understanding of the dialect.
Without looking at the writing and without being a native speaker of this dialect, how does this make you feel & what percentage do you understand?
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