If you controlled your own personal secret police, what would you use them for?

[Agape93]

[ChrisMaster69]

Removing problems.

The prisons would not really have a population problem.

[Agape93]

What prisons? We have no living criminals!

[ChrisMaster69]

It’s a bit drastic shooting those that litter.

A few months sharing with Big Ron in Cell 9 will sort them

[Snakeyes7]

The only reason anyone would have a secret police is to use them for nefarious purposes. If I woke up one morning and found out that I have one I'd just send them all home because I cannot think of anything useful for them to do.

[PrettyPriya]

Moderate my SO where necessary. He is too big to do it myself. 😐

[JosyJosy]

To protect people, get people arrested, to bring me my tea

[Jaximus-Lion]

I would use them against greedy politicians and rapests...

[NamerOfStars]

Filling the role exemplified by Bob Cody. With a smile.

[t-8900]

Stop illegals crossing the border and lock away the ones we catch

[SomeGuyCalledTom]

I'd send them out to perform random acts of kindness for people in need.

[lucas262]

Rockefeller, soros, Clinton's, Obama, fauci, Cortez, Omar, essentially the whole illuminati pinwheel

[Deathraider]

I don’t know. Maybe they could give me an escorted ride every day.

[NorthwestRider]

I would not have one because this is America not freaking Russia or North Korea

[TwoToTooTutu2]

Destroy Canada... They've had it too good for too long.

[Wise4myage]

Id use them to put a stop to rioting before they began.

[Roxxy99]

Tracking down pedophiles maybe?

[DaveJord]

I would fire them all and save the money.

[MrTaboo]

Rob criminals. Self funding.