If you were the dictator of North Korea, what unrealistic skills/accomplishments of yours would the Pyongyang Times brainwash North Koreans about?

[geonator]

[Smoke-n-Growls]

That I am the tallest woman to ever live, flowers sprout from my footsteps, and I can control the moon at will.

[Agape93]

I created the universe and I can end it on a whim

[Anonymous]

North Korea is great it's the westerners who are brainwashed.

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