Would you kiss Greta Thunberg for $1,000,000 US?

[Anonymous]

Not very happy!

Maybe she's never very happy!

There is something strange about her face!

Some people love her, more people laugh at her, and some call her names because of her appearance. If you had the chance and she was willing, would you kiss her? She is now 19 years old and it would be legal.

HELL fucking no!

GTF outta town!

No thanks! Not even for $1,000,000

Neutral like Switzerland; I don't care

Sure, but only because I've never kissed a girl before, and I could use $1,000,000

Yeah, I'd kiss her. Sure! Even if you didn't pay me.

I'm in love with Greta Thunberg and I wanna have her babies!

[MCheetah]

For a million dollars, I'd do it, but it doesn't mean I have to enjoy it.
But... I'm not saying it couldn't be fun, either. Maybe she's secretly a freak in bed?
... Nah! Still wouldn't enjoy it. She may be 19, but she still looks too young.
I'd just close my eyes and get it done with. Maybe 2 to 3 seconds is all it'd take.

[FunkyMonkee]

Gimmie the money, first!!

[Asker]

You are thinking like a lawyer!

[FunkyMonkee]

Hey, if I'm gonna lick shit for million dollars, I want paid up front, THEN I'll do the horrible stunt!

[Asker]

Evenif it was within my power, I would never force anyone to touch this girl. She seems to be the epitome of everything that is wrong with the lost part of the current generation, and singularly unattractive.

[FunkyMonkee]

I can dig it! But, nobody said anything about WHERE I had to kiss her! The back of her hand will suffice!

[Snsl153]

Good point. Where wasn't specified. You really DO think like a lawyer! :D

[FunkyMonkee]

@Snsl153 Do I have to look at her while I'm fucking her?

[Katoro2020]

Heck no. One she looks like a child and she’s only two years younger and she still looks like she’s 12 which isn’t her fault but no I wouldn’t kiss her not even for a million dollars. I am usually into giys but I am attracted to some women but she’s definitely not one of them

[iamaMAP]

That's the best part.

[Anonymous]

Yes I would. After I got my money, I'd bitch slap her for being such a tool for the libtards.

[SmokinAces2000]

Assault isn’t the right response to someone have different views than you

[Opinion Owner]

@SmokinAces2000

It was a figure of speech. She has mental problems and those of you on the left love to exploit that. Her parents sure didn't mind using her as their tool.

[SmokinAces2000]

SMH lol

[Opinion Owner]

@SmokinAces2000

She's almost as dumb as you. Aren't you the fake black guy?

[SmokinAces2000]

Fake?

[Opinion Owner]

@SmokinAces2000

Thanks for the MHO

[SmokinAces2000]

Last time I checked I wasn’t 45 plus but believe what you want 😂

[Opinion Owner]

@SmokinAces2000

Thanks for your permission to believe what I want. You and Roland are in the same boat.

[SmokinAces2000]

Have no idea who that is

[Opinion Owner]

@SmokinAces2000
Lucky you

[Oigit]

I'm just going to vote C and laugh people who still treat a million dollars like it's a large sum of money. Because it really isn't and probably hasn't been for longer then we would like to admit. I'd say since the late 80's and early 90's if not back further then that.

[Snsl153]

A million dollars is more money than most people will ever have, so yes, it's a lot.

[Oigit]

@Snsl153 What gives money value is the fact that we can use it to obtain goods and services. As the price of goods and services increase we have to spend more money for the goods and services we need or want. Meaning that our money inherently becomes less valuable the more we have to use to obtain goods and services. This is why a million dollars is worth less today then it was in the past. Because with the same million dollars we could obtain more goods and services in the past then we can now.

[Snsl153]

Yes, I know what money is, what it's used for and how it works, so I don't need a lecture.

[Oigit]

@Snsl153 I'm not lecturing you. But now I have to ask why did to reply to my comment in the first place? Did you want to somehow make me feel bad about implying that a million dollars isn't much money when you consider what truly gives money it's worth?

[Sparks32]

I'll kiss anyone for a million bucks, Show me the cash and i'm ready to pash.

[Asker]

[Asker]

ANYone?

[Sparks32]

Yep you have a million to loose so you may as well make it hard for me.

[Anonymous]

For 1 million? Sure.

But I'd better be paid first! If not, I'd BETTER be paid immediately after, or there will be hell to pay!

Greta still looks like a child, though (that's why she looks "strange"), so it's a bit of a turn-off for me. I mean... aside from her reputation.

[TheUniqueOne96]

For a million dollar, yeah, especially as she'd be consenting.

[Asker]

Better make sure that consent is in writing! :)

[TheUniqueOne96]

Yeah, definitely these days.

[Lliam]

For a million $ I'd lick her face and explore her mouth and tonsils with my tongue. She would either get wet or feel violated. It wouldn't matter to me. Just give me the money.

[Dargil]

For $1million, I would give her the best oral sex she could ever imagine and she would convert to being a conservative.

[Snsl153]

For a million dollars? Sure, why not? Then she'd slap me across the face, say "How DARE you?", and... sue me for a million dollars :'(

[Levin]

I mean, I suck my employer's cock (metaphorically) for 8 hours a day for a lot less than that. So I would consider it, but be rather disgusted.

[PatriceONeal]

I'd put it right in caillou's mouth just to shut her tf up.

[Asker]

You're a real team player!

[Anonymous]

If she was pretty she'd be too busy doing other things to be obsessed over global warming

[Asker]

[exitseven]

they left out the biggest dope of all , John Kerry.

[Still-alive]

Dont forget Trump and his old homeboy Epstein

[Asker]

@Still-alive

[Asker]

[Asker]

Jeffrey Epstein, a wealthy financier charged with sex trafficking, has been a prolific donor to various Democratic campaigns and party committees over the past couple decades, including contributions to some who are now calling for the resignation of a Trump cabinet member who cut a deal for Epstein in a similar case more than a decade earlier.

One of the biggest beneficiaries of Epstein's contributions was then-Senate hopeful Hillary Clinton, who received $20,000 from him in 1999 through her joint fundraising committee with the Democratic Party, according to Federal Election Commission filings.

abcnews.go.com/.../story?id=64255485

[Still-alive]

Uh huh and? I guess that proves all politicians suck huh? Including republicans

[Asker]

@Still-alive Only if you believe a picture, by itself, "proves" any of your wild assumptions. Do you really think that every person who ever met the man was involved in his debauchery?

[Asker]

I had a church member who, at one point was arrested for possession of child pornography. It was a shock to the congregation! The man is dead now. If there is a picture of me standing beside the man, does that prove that I, too, am a child pornographer?

[Still-alive]

“ Do you really think that every person who ever met the man was involved in his debauchery?”

No but I definitely believe trump has. 100%

[Still-alive]

“If there is a picture of me standing beside the man, does that prove that I, too, am a child pornographer?”

Hmmm perhaps. Sounds like a self report. Congrats lol

[Asker]

@Still-alive Congratulations for turning off your brain.

[Still-alive]

Lol nah we all know with you its party above all else.

Want me to denounce Hilary and bill Clinton? Ok sure. Hilary is a scumbag evil woman. Bill is a creepy old man.

Now can youuuu say anything bad about your fellow republicans? 🤔

[Asker]

@Still-alive I have CONSISTENTLY said - perhaps you need reading glasses if you have missed this - that Trump is a buffoon.

[Still-alive]

Good job!

[Asker]

@Still-alive Don't patronize me!

[FunkyMonkee]

@exitseven HEY!! DON'T call him names!! My stupid-ass niece works that witless fuck-wad!!

[Anonymous]

I'd smash her back door in while she said "how dare you!" " you have stolen my childhood "

[Anonymous]

No... because I'd make her so hot that it would speed up global warming and then she'd be pissed at me. 🤣

[SmokinAces2000]

She still looks like a little girl so I would feel weird kissing her

[Anonymous]

Well I could use a million dollars , it’s just a kiss , I’ll live but that’s all I’m doing

[MelonJuice]

Yeah, for a millon bucks that sounds pretty good

[zeitgeist057]

Anyone who wouldn’t or says they wouldn’t, is either a liar or incredibly deficient in mental capacity.

[MelonJuice]

@zeitgeist057 Exactly

[malwins]

She’s somehow odd looking

[Asker]

Yes, I agree. I commented about that in the caption for the past picture. Something about the proportions of her facial features isn't quite right.

[Snsl153]

I know what it is. She's an alien!

[Anonymous]

I'm willing to pay $ 1 million for not to see women like her let alone kissing.

[exitseven]

I would kiss her but no tongue.

[CandyCaneZoe]

This isn't creepy at all...

[Massageman]

Are those tax-free dollars?

[iamaMAP]

Yes, she looks so hot. I would do more than just kissing.

[CuriousMufuxka]

Does that include the kiss of death?

[Dchrls78104]

No way. I'm 44 years old; it would be awkward.

[Creampiekarl420]

She is like cardi b ( not ugly just funny looking)

[Twalli]

She's 19, too young for me.

[Anno2]

You misspelled old.

[Twalli]

@Anno2 I don't date people who are not withing 10 years of my age. I'm 30, almost 31

[Anno2]

I was joking, She has asbergers if I remember correctly, still even 1k would be a good deal.

[Twalli]

@Anno2 I have Asperger's too.

[WhiteBoyChill]

For a million dollars absolutely

[WhiteBoyChill]

Bud it’s a million dollars.

[humanearth]

No way in hell

[EnglishEuropean]

Why the obsession with an autistic teenager?

[Asker]

Obsession refers to repeated behavior. Try again.

[EnglishEuropean]

And these posts about Greta Thundberg aren't repeated behaviour?

[Asker]

What other posts? Now you are fabricating facts to "prove" your comment. I do not tolerate liars.

[caitycat21]

You’re too old to be posting stuff like this

[malwins]

😅😅😅

[Asker]

I will afford your opinion the weight that I believe it deserves.

[JesseJayNeak]

Fuck no. I’d rather get stung by a jellyfish