Why doesn’t everyone move to FL?

[Zenit93]

Moved here from CA, and holy shit it’s great.

[Tamera952]

Hahahahahahah,!!,!,!,!,!
Many MANY M-AN-Y reasons!!! …..

#1) OrangTurd lives there at Mar-A-Lardo
#2) Too hot, Too humid
#3) Too many rednecks, Christians, poverty, and morons
#4) Too many prehistoric reptiles, GIGANTIC insects, & god only knows what’s living in the poopy nasty swamps everywhere!!
#5) It’s the colon on the country & everything nasty drains down there
#6) disproportionate number of rejects from New York, New Jersey, & retarded old people
#7) Borders some scary southern states
#8) Poisonous snakes & other critters (swamp apes)
#9) Will be the first to go (along with Louisiana) when the seas rise…. Bye bye Florida by like mid-century! It’ll be underwater soon.
#10) Governor fuck face TrumpTard wanna be
#11) Orlando (yuck)
#12) shocking amount of crack heads, Freaks, pervs, pedos, sex offensers, dregs of society love it there.

Could go on & on, & on…..

[Zenit93]

Haven’t experienced that at all. Crime is def lower here than where I was in CA. Even in an upper middle class neighborhood.

[Tamera952]

Lucky you lol

[Zenit93]

You sound extreme.

[Billy66r]

Why great? Can a girl love there poor and alone without beimg able to drive? Can you easily get roommates there if needed?

[BarryLiverstone]

Yes I had roommates

[MCheetah]

I'm not against Florida's politics or DeSantis, but the heat, the hurricanes, the cost of living, the insects, the pollution/dirtiness, the Spring Breakers, the old people, and the rednecks, would be a big deterrent.

And yes, I used to live in St. Petersburg for a year when I was in the 4th grade. To this day, I still remember it being 115 degrees F (46 C) in the shade and us not having air conditioning... Never again!

[NamerOfStars]

Shh! The native Floridians get REAL snippy when they hear that. How many of us expats and exiles are actually going to leave behind the nonsense that made the places we left so bad? What's the point in leaving California (or wherever) if you're just going ho turn Florida into it?

[BCA6010]

I hate humid climates even more than I hate deserts.

[WhiteSteve]

Sunblock costs would bleed me dry in three years or less👻

[jasco]

Because FL is more of a retirement state than for teens and young adults

[Anonymous]

This.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/D2NkmwpXYbY

[OddBeMe]

All I can say, most of my crime docs are set in Florida. Wtf is up in Jacksonville?

[Anonymous]

Escaping Florida to live with my uncle in CA was one of the best things to happen in my life

[Dargil]

My plan is to move there in 2 or 3 years.

[loveslongnails]

Because Florida sucks!

[LilyByte]

nah im fine in the state i live in

[888theGreat]

I would prefer Texas over Florida

[BarryLiverstone]

Already live here

[thedaffodils]

Seattle is cooler

[Agagagagaga]

How can you tell with all the arson?

[thedaffodils]

🙄🙄tf?

[MCheetah]

You mean the city that literally had its own Mad Max neighborhood in 2020?