Have you ever committed a crime?

[Anonymous]

If so which one.. and did you land in jail and for how long was your jail/prison sentence

[TrueConfection]

I stole a piece of gum. I was 5 or 6 and there was a big wire bin full of gum in the store I was in with my parents. There were several pieces of chewed gum stuck to that wire bin and I was under the impression that people helped themselves to the gum and left it (disgustingly) stuck there. I would never have chewed it and stuck it on something, that would be gross and just wrong 😂.

Anyhow, I stole a piece of gum. I don't think I understood that I was stealing, but I was definitely being sneaky about it because I didn't want my parents to find out I had gum (it wasn't permitted).

After we got in the car, my oh-so-loving sister could smell the gum in my mouth and immediately informed my parents I was chewing gum. They demanded to know where I got it and I told them. They lost their minds.

I did not go to jail, but I was reminded that I was a delinquent for years to follow.

[mandyfire98]

It's obviously not punishable but I've always heard the state I live in, anal and oral sex are technically still crimes that are on the books. So if this is the case and it was still punishable, I'd be locked up for multiple charges lol.

[humanearth]

Like spitting on the sidewalk is against the law in some places

[humanearth]

Many

Like drive without a license (for over 20 years)_
Drive without insurance (never had it)
Jaywalking (do it all the time)
Speeding ( do it everyday)
Fake regulation plates on plates on car
Drove cars without license plates
Swap license plates from car to another without going to the DMV

If you do everything the law says. You'll be broke for ever

[humanearth]

Oh yes, I spent some time in jail, but that never stopped me. A government that pushes me, I push back.

You would be surprised how much I have saved by breaking the law and I will keep doing it.

[Kaneki05]

Oh many but that don't mean they have to be arrest worthy or even cared about offenses.

[Кураж]

When I was younger I committed a fair amount of theft and destruction of property.
I got caught by security twice but the police never got involved.

[mchltte]

I've never been caught but its mostly petty stealing

[exitseven]

I take the fifth on this one.

[OddBeMe]

My lawyer tells me not to comment.

[bigpauly]

I’ve gotten speeding tickets before